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Author:  Dr. Professional [ Sun May 28, 2006 2:54 am ]
Post subject:  Funny things you read?

I once saw this one strip comic cut out from a newspaper at school...
*Scene= Kid watching TV talking to mom*
"The reason I diddn't do my homework is because if I do my homework, I'll get good grades. If I get good grades, I'll go to university. If I go to university, I'll graduate and get a job. If I get a job, I might get fired. If I get fired, I'll go bankrupt and lose everything. And THAT'S why I didn't do my homework!"

Surprisingly, this was on a wall next to my teacher's desk. :eek:

Author:  ready for prime time [ Sun May 28, 2006 10:00 am ]
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my favorite dilbert is in my mom's office cubicle.
panel 1:
dogbert-"I like to con people. And I like to insult people. If you combine con & insult, you get consult!"
panel 2:
dogbert-"i'm here to consult you."
pointy-haired boss: "that sounds expensive and demeaning. go ahead!"

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