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In this thread just post things that really surprise you. Whether it be on the internet, or in the news, ect. Basicly things that make you go What the crap?!

3,2,1, POST!

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Harumph... I don't know whether the weather will be rainy or sunny.

Unidentified defecation makes me go "What the crap?"

OHHHHH BURNT!!! I'm surprised you would make a mistake such as that. The gosts will find you and haunt you!

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Alright I changed it! What are you Santa Zeno the language... queen. What the crap?!

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Bonus stage quote! Bonus stage quote! Don't try and steal a quote from Bonus stage. You will be found out!

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My brother told me some story that's supposed to have actually happened where a scientist had his own head cut off by his assistant so his assistant would measure the amount of times the eyes on the decapitated head would blink before it was fully dead. The report was 22 blinks.

This made me go "What the crap?!" twice--once when I heard it, and the second time when I couldn't find anything like it on Snopes.com.

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The meaning of life is 'bucket.'

FOR PONY!!!

that's more 'Holy Crap!" that's freaky!

That's almost true: it was a LONG time ago, and the professor type (can't remember who he was or even if he actually was a professor type) was about to be guillotined as a criminal, and asked a friend to count...

ohhh. right.

you know them sheep bar bridges in the country, the ones the sheep would get stuck in if they crossed, to keep sheep in the paddock? well, i heard that the sheep would roll over them to get out of the paddock.

I was watching "Untold Stories of the ER" and it told a story about this guy who walked casually into a 7-11 with a knife stuck in his head. This definately made me go "what the crap?!".

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Goodwill is a charitable organization that helps people every day, but everyone finds it socially unacceptable to go anywhere near one.
What the crap?!

ARGH!!! SEIZURES!!! ARRRRRGGHHHHH!!!!

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Cat + Ceiling fan...
Before you go all "OMG ANIMAL CRUELTY!!" on me, the cat is ok.
I've heard that this is is looped and that the audio is dubbed. Either way, it's funny (because at the very end, you see the cat get up and start to run off)

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Doubleyou tea see? That's a strange one.

WTC:
This commercial is... uh... I really don't know what were they thinking when they told that guy to jump around like a moron and make annoying noises. He's gonna give me nightmares.

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Actually, screw this. I'm out.

I remember seeing that commercial when it actually aired. We used to yell "PEAHATS!!" all the time.
Freaky.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Oh my cod. That is hilarious. How did that ever sell any games?
i thought that those octorocs were called octorks.
That's what i get for not reading properly.

my WTC is:
um.. the fact that nothing seems to make me go WHAT THE CRAP?

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Thank Bob for word-of-mouth, that's how! But I hear what you're saying. This combined with the "rapping" commercial with the pasty geeks should've made that game a bigger bomb than E.T.! (The game, not the movie.)

While we're on the subject of video game commercials, check out this truly inexplicable Canadian commercial. If you watched it with the sound off (and without that little sidebar to tell you), you'd have no idea what it was for, since it shows no gameplay footage, box art, or much of anything actually having to DO with the game. It barely mentions it by name once. Without sound or sidebar, you'd probably think it was some anti-drug PSA.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

While it seems strange or dumb to you, you have to remember that consumers viewed that ad through eyes of 1988. That commercial was "cool" back then. Now, yeah, it's kinda dumb.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Hehe... peahats...

Yeah. He sounds like he's been breathing helium as well!



I SERIOUSLY doubt it could be cool no matter WHEN it aired.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

Whoa! Weird! I saw that on the news as well!

He was either crazy or an idiot. *shudder*

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NOT A SIGNATURE!

he is on bail.
i can't remember what that means.

He's been let off, but he's not allowed anywhere near his girlfriend or the baby. GO ABC NEWS!!!!

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NOT A SIGNATURE!

hmm? oh, right. you're in australia.
by the way, which state?

I'll just cut straight to the city - Brisbane. You live there too, right?

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NOT A SIGNATURE!

Perth. i seem to be the only one.

That's the whole idea, and I think it's hilarious. Take it from a Star Wars Galaxies widow. Sometimes it really does feel like your loved one has died.

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I just heard the story of Kevin Frank Ealy. My head nearly exploded.

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