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what is the most terrible joke you've ever heard?
for me it has to be:
Q: why didn't the monster eat a book?
A: he wasn't hungry!

so once again,
what is the most terrible joke you've ever heard?

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Whoever told you that told you it all wrong. He told it with the first part in third person, "a man", and the second part in first person, as he hinted that he walked into a bar, and hurt himself. If one tells it correctsly, it can be funnier:

1. A man walks into a bar. The next man ducks.
2. A man walks into a bar, what does he say? "Ow"

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Oh.. I know a lot of terrible racist jokes... but I don't want to share them. I think they'll make everybody's head explode.


Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because he was hit by a washing machine.


You may think that wasn't funny, but oh, the laughing fits that caused my family...

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Does this topic include really bad puns?

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your face.
Your face who?
Your face.

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I don't know any bad jokes, but I do know this really awexome one:

What's brown and sticky?
...
A stick!

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Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!

I'm tellin' bad jokes now,
Really bad jokes now,
Tells a bad joke to me,
Girl!
Lady!
Why did something cross the road,
I don't know,
Make it up,
Bad jokes, come on,
I'm really great at tellin' bad jokes,
I'm tellin bad jokes now,
The ones you've heard a million times,
The kind of jokes that little kids tell ya,
Why was I stapled to the chicken?
I don't know man,
I wasn't stapled to any chicken!

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Did you hear the one about the lady in West Virginia? Neither did I. You know why? Because NOBODY CARES ABOUT WEST VIRGINIA!

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The meaning of life is 'bucket.'

FOR PONY!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and a mormon walk into a bar. They are all appalled by what they see.

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What do you call a fly with no wings?


A walk.

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Ramrod and I should get our friend Brian on here. He is wanted in 19 countries for first degree joke murder.

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...*psst*wanna hear a dirty joke?
A boy fell in some mud.

Anyways, I've got a joke.
A Priest, a rabbi, and a horse walk into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, it this some kind of joke?"

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that's the whole point. i mean jokes that are not funny because they're lame, not because they're offensive.

Some of these jokes are hilarious! Hasn't anyone here besides me heard of anti-humor?

My favorite anti-humor joke:
Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Worst joke ever:

topofsm: Ramrod, do you know what happened when the lady sat on the fan?
Ramrod: What?
topofsm: Disaster
Ramrod: Let me tell it. What happened when the lady sat on the fan?
topofsm: Disaster?
Ramrod: Disaster? Heck, it nearly killed her!

Ramrod is just some random guy.

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You totally stole one of my worst jokes ever!

But that's OK, because my family tagline is, "I got a million of 'em!"

What's big, black, and eats rocks?



For all you nerds:

Which Pokemon captured Han Solo?



Probably my worst joke is this one.

So a blind man and his blind wife were walking down the street. As they're walking, they feel something cold and wet on the back of their necks.
"It's raining," said the blind man.
"No, it's snowing," said his wife.
The two of them argued until they heard someone greet them. "Hello, comrades," the voice said.
"Oh, it's our friend Rudolph, the communist!" said the woman. "Let's ask him." So the man went up to Rudolph and asked him, "Is it raining or snowing?"
"Why, that's easy," said Rudolph. "It's raining, comrades!"
"You see," said the man to his wife, "it's raining."
"I still think it's snowing," the woman said.
"Nonsense," said the man. "Rudolph says it's raining, and Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."

If I had more stamina I would tell you the monk joke. XD

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Thank you.

what do you do if you see a space man!
park in it, man!

WHAT?! that makes no sence.

exactly!

It makes perfect sense.

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really?

What do you do if you see a parking space, man?

You park in it!


I added in one extra word. It makes sense to me... CARS!

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What's with tubo-ware parties?

The tubo-ware isn't partying! *duh-dum, chish*

Okay, so that wa smore along the lines of a stan-up with bad material, but y'know the two fit together. Made the bad material myself though!

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

So we could make jokes about it!

Here's one:

Q: What'dya get when you cross a chicken with a moose?
A: I don't know, but it'd look really funny.

My friend made that up. It was funny at the time for some reason...

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It's graham-cracker-rific!

I was searching for your mom jokes just for something to do the other day and I ame upon this gem:

"i saw ur mom once. she wasnt very attractive."

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My firend made up this one.
Knock Knock
Shut up Im playing halo!

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I gots a terrible joke.

BUT WAIT! Call now, and we'll throw in this free baseball! Hope you like getting hit!

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