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Parakeet05
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Why do elephants walk on lilypads?
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because the water can't hold them up!


why do ducks have webbed feet?
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to stomp out forest fires


Why do elephants have flat feet?
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to stomp out burning ducks

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You got those from the book 101 Elephant Jokes!!!

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Cybernetic Teenybopper
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I have a book called the Elephant Book that has the following joke in it:

"Q. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A. Look, this is the Elephant Book. If you want to know about woochucks, get the Woodchuck Book."

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Schmelen wrote:
What do you do if you see a parking space, man?

You park in it!


I added in one extra word. It makes sense to me... CARS!

ohhhhh! of course!
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Well, I have a few really bad puns that I save for moments like this. I'll only tell one, due to the fact that when I tell more than that, people start contacting the mafia... :p

What do you call sleeping relatives?


Napkins. Please don't kill me

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