Well, I have a few really bad puns that I save for moments like this. I'll only tell one, due to the fact that when I tell more than that, people start contacting the mafia...
What do you call sleeping relatives?
Napkins. Please don't kill me
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| Author: | Parakeet05 [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:30 pm ] |
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Why do elephants walk on lilypads? Quote: because the water can't hold them up! why do ducks have webbed feet? Quote: to stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? Quote: to stomp out burning ducks
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| Author: | netzen [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:20 pm ] |
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You got those from the book 101 Elephant Jokes!!! |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:45 pm ] |
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I have a book called the Elephant Book that has the following joke in it: "Q. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Look, this is the Elephant Book. If you want to know about woochucks, get the Woodchuck Book." |
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:23 pm ] |
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Schmelen wrote: What do you do if you see a parking space, man?
You park in it! I added in one extra word. It makes sense to me... CARS! ohhhhh! of course! |
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| Author: | Chichindrich [ Sat Aug 19, 2006 9:56 pm ] |
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Well, I have a few really bad puns that I save for moments like this. I'll only tell one, due to the fact that when I tell more than that, people start contacting the mafia...
What do you call sleeping relatives? Napkins. Please don't kill me |
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