Anyways, I've got a joke.
A Priest, a rabbi, and a horse walk into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, it this some kind of joke?"
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:17 am ] |
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this topic is about.... what is the most terrible joke you've ever heard? for me it has to be: Q: why didn't the monster eat a book? A: he wasn't hungry! so once again, what is the most terrible joke you've ever heard? |
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| Author: | Occasional JD [ Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:19 am ] |
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A man walked into a bar. OUCH! |
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| Author: | Funkstar [ Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:27 am ] |
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Occasional JD wrote: A man walked into a bar. OUCH!
Whoever told you that told you it all wrong. He told it with the first part in third person, "a man", and the second part in first person, as he hinted that he walked into a bar, and hurt himself. If one tells it correctsly, it can be funnier:
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| Author: | Occasional JD [ Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:53 am ] |
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Funkstar wrote: Occasional JD wrote: A man walked into a bar. OUCH! Whoever told you that told you it all wrong. He told it with the first part in third person, "a man", and the second part in first person, as he hinted that he walked into a bar, and hurt himself. If one tells it correctsly, it can be funnier:
...Thanks again, Funkstar... |
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| Author: | Schmelen [ Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:58 am ] |
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Oh.. I know a lot of terrible racist jokes... but I don't want to share them. I think they'll make everybody's head explode. Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he was hit by a washing machine. You may think that wasn't funny, but oh, the laughing fits that caused my family... |
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| Author: | Chichindrich [ Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:16 pm ] |
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Does this topic include really bad puns? |
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| Author: | HHFOV [ Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:44 pm ] |
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Knock knock. Who's there? Your face. Your face who? Your face. |
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| Author: | InterruptorJones [ Wed Aug 16, 2006 6:40 pm ] |
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I don't know any bad jokes, but I do know this really awexome one: What's brown and sticky? ... A stick! |
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| Author: | FireBird [ Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:08 pm ] |
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Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! I'm tellin' bad jokes now, Really bad jokes now, Tells a bad joke to me, Girl! Lady! Why did something cross the road, I don't know, Make it up, Bad jokes, come on, I'm really great at tellin' bad jokes, I'm tellin bad jokes now, The ones you've heard a million times, The kind of jokes that little kids tell ya, Why was I stapled to the chicken? I don't know man, I wasn't stapled to any chicken! |
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| Author: | PianoManGidley [ Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:30 pm ] |
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Did you hear the one about the lady in West Virginia? Neither did I. You know why? Because NOBODY CARES ABOUT WEST VIRGINIA! |
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| Author: | firemarc924 [ Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:49 pm ] |
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A priest, a rabbi, and a mormon walk into a bar. They are all appalled by what they see. |
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| Author: | ModestlyHotGirl [ Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:49 pm ] |
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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:55 pm ] |
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Ramrod and I should get our friend Brian on here. He is wanted in 19 countries for first degree joke murder. |
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| Author: | Chekt [ Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:58 pm ] |
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...*psst*wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in some mud. |
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| Author: | JTHomeslice [ Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:02 pm ] |
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Anyways, I've got a joke. A Priest, a rabbi, and a horse walk into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, it this some kind of joke?" |
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:45 am ] |
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Chichindrich wrote: Does this topic include really bad puns?
that's the whole point. i mean jokes that are not funny because they're lame, not because they're offensive. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:12 am ] |
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Some of these jokes are hilarious! Hasn't anyone here besides me heard of anti-humor? My favorite anti-humor joke: Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Worst joke ever: topofsm: Ramrod, do you know what happened when the lady sat on the fan? Ramrod: What? topofsm: Disaster Ramrod: Let me tell it. What happened when the lady sat on the fan? topofsm: Disaster? Ramrod: Disaster? Heck, it nearly killed her! Ramrod is just some random guy. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:02 am ] |
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InterruptorJones wrote: I don't know any bad jokes, but I do know this really awexome one: What's brown and sticky? ... A stick! You totally stole one of my worst jokes ever! But that's OK, because my family tagline is, "I got a million of 'em!" What's big, black, and eats rocks? Quote: A big black rock eater. For all you nerds: Which Pokemon captured Han Solo? Quote: Wobba Fett!
Probably my worst joke is this one. So a blind man and his blind wife were walking down the street. As they're walking, they feel something cold and wet on the back of their necks. "It's raining," said the blind man. "No, it's snowing," said his wife. The two of them argued until they heard someone greet them. "Hello, comrades," the voice said. "Oh, it's our friend Rudolph, the communist!" said the woman. "Let's ask him." So the man went up to Rudolph and asked him, "Is it raining or snowing?" "Why, that's easy," said Rudolph. "It's raining, comrades!" "You see," said the man to his wife, "it's raining." "I still think it's snowing," the woman said. "Nonsense," said the man. "Rudolph says it's raining, and Rudolph the red knows rain, dear." If I had more stamina I would tell you the monk joke. XD |
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| Author: | Skajunkie [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:48 am ] |
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A baby seal walks into a club. Thank you. |
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:46 am ] |
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what do you do if you see a space man! park in it, man! |
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| Author: | Chekt [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:23 am ] |
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ready for prime time wrote: what do you do if you see a space man!
park in it, man! WHAT?! that makes no sence. |
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:32 am ] |
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exactly! |
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| Author: | Schmelen [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:35 pm ] |
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It makes perfect sense. |
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:49 pm ] |
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really? |
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| Author: | Schmelen [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:56 pm ] |
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What do you do if you see a parking space, man? You park in it! I added in one extra word. It makes sense to me... CARS! |
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| Author: | Jedi Master Ninks [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:25 pm ] |
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What's with tubo-ware parties? The tubo-ware isn't partying! *duh-dum, chish* Okay, so that wa smore along the lines of a stan-up with bad material, but y'know the two fit together. Made the bad material myself though! Why'd the chicken cross the road? So we could make jokes about it! |
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| Author: | minib198 [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:43 pm ] |
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Here's one: Q: What'dya get when you cross a chicken with a moose? A: I don't know, but it'd look really funny. My friend made that up. It was funny at the time for some reason... |
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| Author: | Mr.KISS [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:47 pm ] |
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I was searching for your mom jokes just for something to do the other day and I ame upon this gem: "i saw ur mom once. she wasnt very attractive." 
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| Author: | firemarc924 [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:07 pm ] |
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My firend made up this one. Knock Knock Shut up Im playing halo! |
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| Author: | Markie [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:12 pm ] |
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I gots a terrible joke. BUT WAIT! Call now, and we'll throw in this free baseball! Hope you like getting hit! |
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