I used to drive a car called the "Devil Car from Hell." It was christened by the mechanic who tried to replace the engine. It helped that the license plate had a 666 on it.

Hmm... naming a car... this seems like something I might be good at. Let's see: ...Ted... no. Let me start again. I'll even show my process!

Step 1: I think it should start with "The". If you just give it a name even a cool one, there's always the chance of you being seen as some guy who names inanimate objects. But if you start with "The", it becomes a title! People are sure to impressed that you have a car so cool it can't simply be called a car, but needs its own special title. Example: The Mach 5. Obviously a cool car. And people know it, because it's not just "A Mach 5", it's "The Mach 5".

Step 2: It needs to be original. No "The Crusher" or something like that, it's been done to death, then came back as a zombie, and then was done to death again.

Step 3: Something simple and to the point. People aren't going to remember some silly thing like "The Lord Baron Silversteen McCar". It needs to be something that you can work into a conversation, and intrigue people without freaking them out. Like "The Fast", but that's not quite it.

I think I've covered everything. Now to come up with the perfect name, that fits all those qualities, as well as your car specifically. A Camaro, silver with black racing stripes. Nothing too flashy, and yet not afraid to say, "Yeah, I know I'm cool". So we need a name that fits that. In conclusion I think the perfect name for your car is:


"The Blade"

I used to drive a car called the "Devil Car from Hell." It was christened by the mechanic who tried to replace the engine. It helped that the license plate had a 666 on it.

Some of these names sound really cool, some sound awkward.


The Big Bopper?

been Taken, ever heard of "the Big Bopper Belding"?

Dude, this is The Big Bopper....

He was there the Day the Music Died

You could call it, umm... Johnny's Camaro. A cookie to anyone who gets that reference.

Call it the Mandymobile.

Or the Myrrhmobile.



I can't decide.

Jello, you need a real Girl.

COLA, you need a real life.

I have two, one is the one you see here, the other is the one that will soon embrace teh whole world into a mass of hysteria and disambiguation.
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wait, what?

Jello, you need a real Girl.

So, have you decided yet?