Internet Explorer? More like Internet Exploder. Your software crashes so many times that it has been refused auto insurance. My computer has been recovered via system recovery, say, 6 TIMES. We've started to call it Phoenix. I wouldn't call it a rebirth as much as I would call it a remanafestation.

For I will get an iMac. And the vengeance... oh, it will be sweet.

Have you ever tried to get AOL off your system? You can't. Same with Internet Exploder. Your insipid little marketing schemes will not last for long.

I hate Macs because it seems that all who use them turn into fanboys. Must be the radiation.

You know, the same could be said about Linux and Windows fanboys as well. No operating system is perfect. Some are just better than others for specific purposes, such as Linux and website designs.

I have never seen a Windows or Linux User rant about how another system sucks.

Seriously guys... have you even used a Mac?

Let me guess: Performa 6200, System 7.5

Then it's your opinion, and I respect that. But I believe to condemn other users just because of their computers is quite insulting.

I hate Microsoft, for ONE REASON:'

MS Paint.

Insert arglbarf here.

IE sucks. Badly. But nothing can come close to the suckiness of Paint, unless it's a different graphics program made to intentionally suck really badly. And even then, it wouldn't be as bad as Paint. No layers, no filters, no antialiasing, and it makes things get horribly JPG'D and GIF'D. x.x

Eh, true, but people deserve better. I mean, would you rather try to do art in Paint, fail at it and think you're really bad at computer graphics and wonder how everyone makes those awesome drawings and such and not realizing you could make those awesome drawings in GIMP or Photoshop fairly easily? I thought that for years until I got GIMP. Paint's made to be simple, but most people could learn Photoshop/GIMP/PSP/whatever fairly easily with some help files.

I sure have. Hated every second of it, too. Confusing and slow. So many extra steps for the simplest things... Tsk, tsk.

. The commercials were created by Apple, not a group of people in China who were affected by "Mac-radiation." As it was made with Apple, it obviously will state things about the Mac.

Apple.

Apple.

Who owns PCs then? There is no PC company.
What Jon means (I think) is the PC stands for personal computer, meaning an individual owns it. Who owns a Mac? Individuals?
Wouldn't that make them Personal Computers, too?

The title is very much self explanatory. So let me begin.

Microsoft, I hate your spineless guts. Bill Gates may be a good person and all, charity 'n' such, but the company he runs (ran?) is pure evil. Or at least unusable.

Internet Explorer? More like Internet Exploder. Your software crashes so many times that it has been refused auto insurance. My computer has been recovered via system recovery, say, 6 TIMES. We've started to call it Phoenix. I wouldn't call it a rebirth as much as I would call it a remanafestation. I will be getting an iMac in the winter. Until then, the pain I endure using your software and third-party hardware will be nearly too much to handle.

Don't forget about the integrated (and I mean INTEGRATED) software that conviently comes with the computers. Have you ever tried to get AOL off your system? You can't. Same with Internet Exploder. Your insipid little marketing schemes will not last for long.

For I will get an iMac. And the vengeance... oh, it will be sweet. I'll install OpenOffice.org too, just to rub in your snotty little faces that I'm never using your operating system again, no matter how much the file extensions coax me to. I am getting an iMac.

It will be a good time.


Any insults you would like to add, go ahead. As a special little feature, I'll add them to a little library of insults toward Microsoft on my compy. Then release it to the viewing public. Or at least theoretically.

Eh, I'm the one choosing to use Bill Gate's products, so I can't really throw a fit. If you don't like them, don't buy them. Simple as that.

My Windows '95 and '98 crapped out a lot, but ever since the XP I haven't really had much computer related problems at all that I can blame on them.

I agree. XP has been Microsoft's most stable OS to date.

Seriously guys... have you even used a Mac?

Just wait ti'll Vista comes out, people will switch, then switch to Linux or something.