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well. hate to break it to you, but being black doesn't exclude someone from being jewish. remember the tribes of israel? how a few of em went POOF and were gone? one theory is that one of the tribes ended up in ethiopia. and even if they aren't long-lost israelite tribes, there are jewish communities in Africa.

I find this whole "white Jesus v. black Jesus" more than laughable. He wasn't really either. Born in the Mediterranean, he was probably "gray", like most of the people in the region.

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Also QFT.

I'm an athiest. But if he did exist, I'd guess he'd look like a nebula of some sort:

Or this:

I wish.

Are you trying to imply that there's some sort of racial spectrum between Africans and Europeans, and that Semetic people are in the middle? I don't really think that's the case. Jesus was certainly not white, nor "gray." Though it's possible that Jesus came from African descent, and most likely Middle-eastern, I'm not sure that there really was a singular Christ figure to even begin. I believe that "Jesus" is more of a composite of various Jewish sect leaders at the time, than one person.

That being said, I don't really believe God probably looks like anything. The way I see it, there is no creationist entity. God's the natural physical laws under which all things exist.

Not at all. I was just saying that Jesus was, most likely, neither white nor black. Like most of the people in the region, I'm pretty he had dark tan skin (I think the term is olive, but I can't help but laugh when I see "olive-skinned" because I think of someone with olives as skin).
"Gray" just came out as the cheapest, easiest way to describe that.

I don't think Jesus was black, but He could have been. He could have been white. He could have really been any color he wanted to be. He was the flesh and blood version of the one that created the universe. If your dad creates the universe, I'm pretty sure you can come to earth as any color you want. Maybe He appeared to different people the way they wanted to see Him.
Truthfully, I think that's what God looks like, too. If you create the entire universe, it's not impossible that you could appear differently to every person.

I find it best not to think about it. Doing so tends to have the same effect on me as thinking about how the internet works (and how many things have to go correctly for it to work).

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he's more brown and blue than gray.

I always thought it would be awesome if Jesus looked like this.



*Holds up blasphemy shield*

Jesus is back: AND THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL!!

Ooh! Accidental Depeche Mode ref!

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Wait, Smorky, your Jesus has blue hair. Does he have his own anime show?

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Jesusball Z!

How many has he fed?

It's over 5000!

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LULZ ALERT. HRWF members should evacuate the building.

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Yeah, I thought that was fairly obvious from the "Biblemé" title.

Yeah, true. Though seeing Jesus release an energy beam at some poor heathen would be kinda awesome...

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God...


looks like God. End of thread.

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Well that narrowed it down. That solves everything. Thanks Ian!

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God looks like this:


But seriously, I doubt he looks like anything. He's what you imagine him as.

i find him in my mind a a big..huge..eye...ball

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plz wrk!!!

Ha ha, I knew someone would post that eventually.

Anyway, I always assumed that God was a cat, since cats are pretty much flawless.

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(")_(") This is a bunny. Copy and paste him to aid him in his quest to take over the world.

God said, "Let there be light"

Then God got a good look at himself, and decided "Let there be not so much light"