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Author:  lahimatoa [ Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:18 pm ]
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Just a note:

The whole FLDS polygamist compound in Texas thing?

Yeah, not us.

We don't practice polygamy, we don't force teenagers to marry old men, our women don't wear pioneer dresses and long, braided hair.

That is all.

Author:  Jitka [ Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:23 pm ]
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StrongRad wrote:
JohnTheTinyCowboy wrote:
There really does seem to be a disproportionately large number of Mormons here, but maybe that's just because the mormons are the only ones who talk about their religion on a regular basis, which makes it seem like there're more than there really are.

As for me, I'm Catholic. Original Recipe Christianity, all the way. :eekdance:

What kind of Catholic?
Roman Catholic? Russian Orthodox? Eastern Orthodox? etc...


About 80% Roman Catholic, 20% Russian Orthodox through my grandparents. Being Catholic's not bad, but pretty much everything about the Russian Orthodox church is just cooler.

Author:  Groovy Dudette [ Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:14 am ]
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Oh, President Monson's talk was amazing. "Please don't let your dad touch.....the microwave...or the dishwasher...or the washing machine...."
I just LOVE him! He's an amazing Prophet. :)

And yes, we're totally into clean cheesy, family fun so H*R is perfect. BYU students quote it all the time. :mrgreen: Yesm I love being Mormon. :)

Author:  MooKoo [ Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:27 pm ]
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FyceDesigns wrote:
I'm a Mormon/LDS/member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Yeah, it's pretty much one of the best religions around...Anyways, I think me joining pretty much quadrupled the Mormon population on this forum. ;)

Also, I loved Pres. Monson's talk in the priesthood session. Haha, his stories are great...

Yeah, they are. I had no clue that he could wiggle his ears like that! I mean, it wasn't just a wiggle, it was like an earthquake up there man! Okay, I'm exaggerating, but still it was really cool.

lahimatoa wrote:
Us Mormons are freakishly clean when it comes to our entertainment.

Yes
Groovy Dudette wrote:
BYU students quote it all the time. :mrgreen: Yesm I love being Mormon. :)

Now I really really can't wait to go to BYU! :-D

Author:  Jitka [ Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:30 pm ]
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So, let me ask this. President Monson is considered the "prophet," right? How does that work? Is that just like a title for spiritual leader, like Pope or Patriarch or whatever, or is he actually considered to speak God's word, John the Baptist-style?

Author:  lahimatoa [ Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:39 pm ]
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Quote:
So, let me ask this. President Monson is considered the "prophet," right? How does that work? Is that just like a title for spiritual leader, like Pope or Patriarch or whatever, or is he actually considered to speak God's word, John the Baptist-style?


John the Baptist, Abraham, Noah, Moses, yep.

We believe he speaks the word of God for us in 2008, just like Isaiah spoke the word of God for the people in 600 BC.

Author:  lahimatoa [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:44 am ]
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LEGAL DOUBLE POST

BTG wrote:
Act like a Mormon? What is he going to do? Knock on my door at 7:30 in morning?


That's Jehovah's Witnesses.

Mormon missionaries don't even leave their apartments until 9:30 most of the time.

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:59 am ]
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lahimatoa wrote:
Mormon missionaries don't even leave their apartments until 9:30 most of the time.
Tell that to the ones around here.

Author:  lahimatoa [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:59 am ]
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Beyond the Grave wrote:
lahimatoa wrote:
Mormon missionaries don't even leave their apartments until 9:30 most of the time.
Tell that to the ones around here.


I will. What are their names?

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:03 am ]
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lahimatoa wrote:
I will. What are their names?
I don't know. I don't ask.

Author:  Parlod [ Sat May 17, 2008 12:57 am ]
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Hey, at least they're the nicest guys you'll ever meet though. :)

Author:  Jitka [ Sat May 17, 2008 1:16 am ]
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Lahi is a Mormon, he's not very nice. How does that happen?

Author:  furrykef [ Sat May 17, 2008 9:30 am ]
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Simple. He's Lahi.

Author:  Duecex2 [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:35 pm ]
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I believe lahi is a nice guy, you guys just kind of cornered him into a bad area.

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:44 pm ]
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Why did you restart this conversation?

Author:  The Noid [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:11 pm ]
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Groovy Dudette wrote:
Oh, President Monson's talk was amazing. "Please don't let your dad touch.....the microwave...or the dishwasher...or the washing machine...."




Wait wtf is that supposed to mean?

Author:  Parlod [ Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:32 am ]
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Jitka wrote:
Lahi is a Mormon, he's not very nice. How does that happen?

I was referring to the missionaries.

Noid wrote:
Wait wtf is that supposed to mean?

You would have to listen to/read the talk to understand the joke.

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