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Mr. Sir
 Post subject: Crazy theories on the meaning of life!
PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 2:37 am 
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Theory #1: The Science Fair

God is a competitor in the All-Wide Science Fair. He was assigned to create an ecosystem. His creation: us. Seeing as most science fairs are in mid-April, when the Fair is over, he will neglect his universe, and we will devolve.
THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING IN MAY!!!!!!

Theory #2: The Sims

God is a teenager, and he has a laptop with a copy of The Sims: Life Stories. He has created a separate file for all living things, and has saved each one onto billions of flash-drives. When The Sims 3 comes out, he will neglect Life Stories, and our lives will never resume.
THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING IN 2009!!!!!!
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"The meaning of life is that it stops." -- Franz Kafka
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42. There's your meaning of life, the universe and everything.

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Sir? You mind telling me the purpose behind this thread? Because right now, it's confusing me.

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The purpose of life is to live.
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Internet.

Plain and simple.

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Meaning of life?

Die, but some people can attain the extra meaning, and that's to be immortal in some sort of history book.

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God was bored.

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The Universe: "It's just there."
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"Life is not that complicated. You get up, you go to work, you eat three meals, you take one good s**t and you get back to bed. What's the f**king mystery?"
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"Life is not that complicated. You get up, you go to work, you eat three meals, you take one good s**t and you get back to bed. What's the f**king mystery?"
-George Carlin

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DukeNuke wrote:
"Life is not that complicated. You get up, you go to work, you eat three meals, you take one good s**t and you get back to bed. What's the f**king mystery?"
-George Carlin


JTHomeslice wrote:
42. There's your meaning of life, the universe and everything.



Dang it, I got beat twice.

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I don't see what the deal is pertaining to the grand search for the meaning of life. Just look in the dictionary under "L."

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To interact, learn from, and love other people. (And in my faith, to worship God, though I know some people on this forum don't beleive in God.)Oh yeah, AND TO FIX THIS FREAKIN' COMPUTER

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The meaning of life in MC Otaku's eyes: go make something of your life instead of searching for some meaning for it! You don't need to spend your life searching, just seek the truth and it's sure to find you. Donate, sacrifice, make someone's day. I'd rather die in tune with my surroundings and oblivious to the "meaning" than die oblivious to it after a life of nothing but searching for it. Of course, I already got my meaning of life: Jesus.

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WIkipedia wrote:
The number 42 is The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything

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Dewy wrote:
WIkipedia wrote:
The number 42 is The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything
Someone beat you to that dude.

JTHomeslice wrote:
42. There's your meaning of life, the universe and everything.

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Dewy wrote:
WIkipedia wrote:
The number 42 is The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything


Which we should remember is merely an answer--not a meaning. Answers and meanings are two different things.

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The meaning of life is 'bucket.'

FOR PONY!!!
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To turn the entire world into a Right Wing Utopia! Just like God wants it!

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 Post subject: Re: Crazy theories on the meaning of life!
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Mr. Sir wrote:
Theory #1: The Science Fair

God is a competitor in the All-Wide Science Fair. He was assigned to create an ecosystem. His creation: us. Seeing as most science fairs are in mid-April, when the Fair is over, he will neglect his universe, and we will devolve.
THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING IN MAY!!!!!!


I always thought that it was more of an ant farm kind of thing.

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Wesstarrunner wrote:
To turn the entire world into a Right Wing Utopia! Just like God wants it!


Moby would love to hear that.

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THE MEANING OF LIFE IS DEFINITELY PEANUT BUTTER.

DO NOT DENY THIS


This thread probably doesn't belong in R&P, as it's not really serious.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?
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Einoo T. Spork wrote:
THE MEANING OF LIFE IS DEFINITELY PEANUT BUTTER.

DO NOT DENY THIS


This thread probably doesn't belong in R&P, as it's not really serious.


WAT UHBAWT COCO BUTR?


Yeah, it probably should be moved to off topic.

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