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Author:  Inverse Tiger [ Mon May 07, 2007 4:56 pm ]
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This page of dollar-bill 9/11 conspiracy theories made me lol in complete disbelief:
http://www.glennbeck.com/news/05172002.shtml
Especially the one where you can fold the 20 to say "OSAMA"

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Author:  ed 'lim' smilde [ Mon May 07, 2007 9:39 pm ]
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Wow... I've heard of the first couple, but... once it started talking about different bills, different angles, and the names of the airlines, it was just... hilarious.
Author:  Simon Zeno [ Thu May 10, 2007 12:59 am ]
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George Bush supports Gillette.

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That is all.
Author:  Inverse Tiger [ Thu May 10, 2007 1:03 am ]
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HAY IS THAT THE RESULT OF BUSH SR X ALBERTO YAOI?!

(karry?)
Author:  StrongRad [ Thu May 10, 2007 1:07 am ]
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Inverse Tiger wrote:
HAY IS THAT THE RESULT OF BUSH SR X ALBERTO YAOI?!

(karry?)

Shut up, man. That's my dad. *cries*
Author:  furrykef [ Thu May 10, 2007 2:33 am ]
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Inverse Tiger wrote:
(carry?)


hay i fixt ur speleng

- keff
Author:  Capt. Ido Nos [ Wed May 30, 2007 6:59 pm ]
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A past president of ours during a mic test before a broadcast. :p
Author:  Inverse Tiger [ Sun Aug 19, 2007 3:59 pm ]
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A BBC article about Australia's opposition leader visiting a New York strip club and getting so drunk he was kicked out ends like this:

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But in a country which once elected a champion beer drinker as its prime minister - Labor's Bob Hawke - many think it might actually enhance his chances of [becoming the next PM].

Ah Australia. Even the BBC can't resist making jokes at your expense.
Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:19 pm ]
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I was reading this on Yahoo and found it to be pretty funny.

Most ridiculous British laws:

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen

8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow

I don't know about you, but I think a job at a tropical fish store in Liverpool sounds like a good job.
Author:  Didymus [ Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:34 pm ]
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5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter

There have been times I wish we had a law like that here.
Author:  Homerun Starrer [ Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:23 pm ]
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Inverse Tiger wrote:
This page of dollar-bill 9/11 conspiracy theories made me lol in complete disbelief:
http://www.glennbeck.com/news/05172002.shtml
Especially the one where you can fold the 20 to say "OSAMA"

that site wrote:
Even worse than the $20, fold a new dollar coin in half, and it turns into a black helicopter.

I lol'd. Fold a dollar coin in half?
Author:  Inverse Tiger [ Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:56 pm ]
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^response time: 6 months, 0 days, 0 hours, 27 minutes. Off by only 27 minutes man!
Author:  Homerun Starrer [ Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:17 pm ]
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: D

Hey, I wasn't the one who resurrected this thread.
Author:  StrongRad [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:05 am ]
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Beyond the Grave wrote:
3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store

Guy: "Honey, I'm going to the fish store. Do you have any ones or fives?"


So. there was a monastery having it's 1000 year anniversary.
One of the elders was reading ancient documents regarding the history of the monastery. Suddenly, he bursts into tears. His aide asks him what's wrong. He looks up and says "It says 'celebrate'."
Author:  furrykef [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:47 am ]
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I've heard that joke before, StrongRad, but I must say I've never understood it. (Well, I understand it, but not why people think it's funny.) "Celibate" is an adjective; "celebrate" is a verb. There's not much scope for confusion.
Author:  Vitruvian Dude [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:31 am ]
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Wait, that's supposed to be a joke?

This is why R&P fails at humor.
Author:  StrongRad [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:40 pm ]
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furrykef wrote:
I've heard that joke before, StrongRad, but I must say I've never understood it. (Well, I understand it, but not why people think it's funny.) "Celibate" is an adjective; "celebrate" is a verb. There's not much scope for confusion.

You're thinking too much.
It's not the funniest joke ever. It's a good chuckle for me every now and then.
Author:  furrykef [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:46 pm ]
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StrongRad wrote:
You're thinking too much.


I get comments like that whenever I dissect a joke, but the problem is not that I go out of my way to dissect the joke to find a reason that it's not funny. It's that I hear the joke and it's not funny. The analysis only provides the reason that it's not funny.

- Kef
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