Oh my god this is so much fun.
(If you fondly remember tetka.swf, you'll enjoy this. Unless, y'know, you like the guy.
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| Author: | InterruptorJones [ Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:57 pm ] |
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Oh my god this is so much fun. (If you fondly remember tetka.swf, you'll enjoy this. Unless, y'know, you like the guy. )
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:35 pm ] |
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InterruptorJones wrote: Oh my god this is so much fun. It's kind of symbolic of what is going on now. Bush is falling and hitting everything on the way down.
(If you fondly remember tetka.swf, you'll enjoy this. Unless, y'know, you like the guy. ) |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:48 pm ] |
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I might have actually liked the guy except that whole stupid invasion thing. But now, I just don't have any real confidence in him anymore. It'll be interesting to see what happens when 2008 rolls around. Maybe we'll get Ah-nolld! The Presinator! |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:43 am ] |
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Didymus wrote: I might have actually liked the guy except that whole stupid invasion thing. But now, I just don't have any real confidence in him anymore. It'll be interesting to see what happens when 2008 rolls around. Maybe we'll get Ah-nolld! The Presinator!
That can't happen--Ah-nolld was born in Austria, and for some stupid reason, you have to be American-born to become President. (From what I understand, even if you were born in, say, Canada and you moved to America as a little baby, you can't become President, even if you're a US citizen.) Personally, I think these jokes are funny. |
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| Author: | Jitka [ Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:53 am ] |
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Mandy (I'M A PIRATE!) wrote: Didymus wrote: I might have actually liked the guy except that whole stupid invasion thing. But now, I just don't have any real confidence in him anymore. It'll be interesting to see what happens when 2008 rolls around. Maybe we'll get Ah-nolld! The Presinator! That can't happen--Ah-nolld was born in Austria, and for some stupid reason, you have to be American-born to become President. (From what I understand, even if you were born in, say, Canada and you moved to America as a little baby, you can't become President, even if you're a US citizen.) Ah yes, but as of...like, a month ago, Senator Orrin Hatch was working on an amendment which would allow naturalized citizens who've been here at least 20 years to become President. Ah-nold just fits into that. Whether or not it gets passed or even introduced is another matter. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:58 am ] |
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Jitka wrote: Whether or not it gets passed or even introduced is another matter. Well first the House has to vote then the Senate, that's the easy part, it's getting 37 states to ratify the amendment that's the hard part.
I don't really care if we have an ESL President, especially if Arnold is running. |
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| Author: | InterruptorJones [ Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:23 am ] |
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This is an interesting topic, folks, but this is R&P Humor. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:32 am ] |
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They're talking about Arnold possibly becoming president.. I think that IS pretty funny. Jesse The Body Ventura might as well throw his hat into the ring, too. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:55 am ] |
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I would never vote for Jesse "The Body." Not after that crap he pulled with that "religion" thing a few years back. Funny thing? I understand his wife is a devout LCMS Lutheran. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:21 am ] |
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Lightbulb jokes! Q:How many Amish to change a light bulb? A: None. We don't believe in lightbulbs. God will provide light unto the world. Q: How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three, but they're really only One. Q: How many "pro-choicers" does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One to screw in the bulb and four to march through Washington protesting that the lightbulb has a constitutional right to choose when it wants to be lit. Q: How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Six. Two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing. And my personal favorite... Q: How many Unitarian Universalists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a lightbulb. However, if, in your own journey, you have found that lightbulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your lightbulb, and present it next month at our annual lightbulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of lightbulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence. |
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| Author: | The Experimental Film [ Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | I love this one. |
So, did you know that they already have the 2008 election bumper stickers out? One in particular, labeled "Run, Hillary, Run!", is being used by both Democrats and Republicans. The Democrats are putting it on the back of their cars, and the Republicans on the front. |
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| Author: | Smorky [ Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:20 am ] |
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Dante Hicks wrote: They're talking about Arnold possibly becoming president.. I think that IS pretty funny.
Arnold can't be President. You have to be born in the United States. (I actually learned something in civics class!) EDIT: Nevermind, someone said that a few posts up 
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| Author: | BigBrudder [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:50 pm ] |
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The Experimental Film wrote: One in particular, labeled "Run, Hillary, Run!", is being used by both Democrats and Republicans.
Run, Forrest, run!!!!! ...and everywhere I went, I was run-ning... |
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| Author: | InterruptorJones [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I love this one. |
The Experimental Film wrote: So, did you know that they already have the 2008 election bumper stickers out? One in particular, labeled "Run, Hillary, Run!", is being used by both Democrats and Republicans. The Democrats are putting it on the back of their cars, and the Republicans on the front.
Heh. That's great. |
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| Author: | khan earl [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:23 pm ] |
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Quote: Oh my god this is so much fun. best political game ever! Quote: So, did you know that they already have the 2008 election bumper stickers out? One in particular, labeled "Run, Hillary, Run!", is being used by both Democrats and Republicans. The Democrats are putting it on the back of their cars, and the Republicans on the front.
heh, good one. kinda in a jay leno monolog style to. |
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| Author: | InterruptorJones [ Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:25 pm ] |
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I got a kick out of this. In TMBG's song Why Does the Sun Shine there's a spoken section toward the end that goes, "Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine. The heat and light of the sun come from the nuclear reactions of hydrogen, carbon, nitrogen, and helium." But when they perform it live, they always change up the elements. The last time I saw them it was: TMBG wrote: The heat and light of the sun come from the nuclear reactions of estrogen! Estrogen! Estrogen! And estrogen! But anyway, according to this, the other night at their Seattle show the lyrics were thus: TMBG wrote: The heat and light of the sun are caused by nuclear reactions between a failed foreign policy! A failed domestic policy! And a failed presidency!
Oh, how I love those boys. |
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| Author: | Snailmail [ Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:17 pm ] |
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I'll post one since it's not on any website... Bush is having a meeting, and Donald Rumsfelt comes in... Donald Rumsfelt: Mr.President, I'm afraid 3 Brazillian died today. Pres. Bush: Oh, no. This is bad. Donald Rumsfelt: Mr. President? Bush: This is very, very, bad. Donald Rumsfelt: President, it's only 3 Brazillians Bush: How much is a Brazillion? |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:05 pm ] |
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Bumper Sticker I Saw wrote: News Flash: Republicans don't have an agenda. They don't even have a clue!
I wanted to get one! I love political bumper stickers! They're hillarious, even if they're making fun of my side. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | "Baby Got Book" |
My girlfriend showed me this: http://www.whiteboydj.com/babygotbook.html It's a parody of Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back", but about Bibles. Roffle-larious. Sure, the video's wayyyyyy corny, but at least it's a rap song featuring what rap is supposed to be about: CLEVER LYRICS!!! My favorite line: "39+27=66 books. And if you're Catholic, there's even more." |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:03 pm ] |
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.... That's going to get me in a lot of trouble... Oh, and check out the website for this picture. It's total Bull Crap. But this bit is good. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:10 pm ] |
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Decemberweinoo wrote: And that's from a creationist website? Wow. It seems awfully satirical. It IS pretty funny, though. I like it. |
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| Author: | Mistle Rose [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:18 pm ] |
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Quote: Robot Santanator Mandy - Q:How many Amish to change a light bulb? A: None. We don't believe in lightbulbs. God will provide light unto the world. Q: How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three, but they're really only One. Q: How many "pro-choicers" does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One to screw in the bulb and four to march through Washington protesting that the lightbulb has a constitutional right to choose when it wants to be lit. Q: How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Six. Two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing. And my personal favorite... Q: How many Unitarian Universalists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a lightbulb. However, if, in your own journey, you have found that lightbulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your lightbulb, and present it next month at our annual lightbulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of lightbulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence. BWAHAHAHAH XD Quote: Decemberweinoo -
Hahahaha. Sounds super-familiar. It's sad to think that's how some people's kids will turn out though
What page on the site is that from? |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:20 pm ] |
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Robot Santanator Mandy wrote: And that's from a creationist website?
No. You didn't really read that, did you? |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:27 pm ] |
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VERY LEGAL DOUBLE POST'd! Check me out! No seriously, check me out! "The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They're the kind of people who'd stop to help you change a flat, but would somehow manage to set your car on fire. I would be reluctant to entrust them with a Cuisinart, let alone the economy. The Republicans, on the other hand, would know how to fix your tire, but they wouldn't bother to stop because they'd want to be on time for Ugly Pants Night at the country club." -Dave Barry "Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever.... Thy will be done." -Homer Simpson "It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just, and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods. If such a board actually exists, it operates precisely like the board of a corporation that is losing money." -H. L. Mencken |
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| Author: | Crystallina [ Sun Jan 01, 2006 12:36 am ] |
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Yay for quotes. "I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat." -Will Rogers (It's the only political quote I could find in my collection. Sorry, Democrats. I'm sure that I can counter this in a few days...perhaps if I spent my entire time doing cryptograms to find quotes.) |
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| Author: | Hi Guys [ Mon Jan 02, 2006 3:35 am ] |
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Snailmail wrote: I'll post one since it's not on any website...
Bush is having a meeting, and Donald Rumsfelt comes in... Donald Rumsfelt: Mr.President, I'm afraid 3 Brazillian died today. Pres. Bush: Oh, no. This is bad. Donald Rumsfelt: Mr. President? Bush: This is very, very, bad. Donald Rumsfelt: President, it's only 3 Brazillians Bush: How much is a Brazillion? My dad told me that one... |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:58 am ] |
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Einoo T. Spork wrote: Robot Santanator Mandy wrote: And that's from a creationist website? No. You didn't really read that, did you? Weird, I distinctly remember a creationist website being there. I guess I'm remembering incorrectly. |
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| Author: | What's Her Face [ Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:44 pm ] |
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We are bumping this thread to make the following announcement - I'VE JUST FOUND DEAD RINGERS ON YOUTUBE! ZOMG! Dead Ringers is a prog on the Beeb where they do imitations of celebrities, etc. There's a fella, John Culshaw, who does the most brilliantified impersonations of George Bush and Tony Blair. Have a looksee....... George and Tony press conference (WARNING: likkle bit of language, not too bad though) George and Tony duet (I don't know if this is creepy or funny - U DECIDE!) There's a clip from the BBC4 radio show (oh, John Prescott is a roly-poly UK minister, in can you're wondering) There are better ones somewhere, I'll have a look later. Here's another Bush bash from another Beep programme Mock the Week[/url] |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Fri May 04, 2007 10:49 pm ] |
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Major bumpage! I saw this story a couple of weeks ago and found it to be hilarious. The jist of the story is that Randall L. Tobias, the Deputy Secretary of State resigned for his name appearing in the address book of the D.C. Madam, Deborah Jeane Palfrey. Now the funny part of all this is before he resigned, Tobias was working to end worldwide prostitution and here he is linked to a prostitution ring. Oh the irony. |
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| Author: | What's Her Face [ Sat May 05, 2007 4:56 pm ] |
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Yay, this thread again! Question: How many goat and bestiality related puns can you fit into one webpage? Answer: This many. |
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