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Author:  ChickenLeg [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:48 am ]
Post subject:  No Ho Ho Ho This Christmas? Santa Slim Down?
Link to Ho Ho Ho ban: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=sa ... arch&meta=

Link to Santa Slimming down: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=sa ... tnG=Search

Originally posted in the Anti-School Discussion Forum.

Here is my reply, for those to lazy to look.

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Someone needs to form an anti-PC league. Now.

Look, I believed in Santa until 3rd grade or so, and I never thought of him as cool to the point of wanting to grow up to be fat just like him or find anything wrong with "Ho ho ho!". I only noticed the link when I watched that 2 second skit on Robot Chicken.

These PC people need to get a life. Or kill themselves. I prefer the latter so they don't [rule 6] around with anything else. Next thing you know, they'll call beaver dams beaver lodges.

To be honest, the gap between childish things and mature things are growing farther and farther apart. Rocko's Modern Life had a ton of sex jokes, yet was still labeled as a kid's show, and the Simpsons was thought to be "bad for children". Now, kid shows that aren't as mature as Rocko are for older children, yet no one is complaining about adult shows anymore. Just an observation. People are more concerned that Dora the Explorer is wandering around without adult supervision than the n-word being tossed around in Chapelle's Show or in some South Park episodes. They're babying the children further with these new Santa ideas.
Author:  Acekirby [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:53 am ]
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Santa is supposed to be fat and say "ho ho ho". I swear, America is getting way too preoccupied with being "perfectly politically correct". No matter what you do, someone's going to be offended. That's the way it is. But Santa has been a well loved and cherished icon since long before I was born. I see no reason for changing him. It's not like he's a huge factor promoting obesity and sexism. He's not, and anyone who thinks that needs to really lighten up.

To quote Mrs. Claus: "Nobody likes a skinny Santa"
Author:  ChickenLeg [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:56 am ]
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Acekirby wrote:
It's not like he's a huge factor promoting obesity and sexism.


Yes. Very yes. Though it wouldn't hurt to leave some healthy snacks and maybe some juice instead of the usual cookies & milk. Y'know. Change of pace.
Author:  Simon Zeno [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:10 am ]
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Screw that, milk 'n cookies are delicious.

You know what schools need to do instead of nerfing Santa? Tell kids to have some self-control for once, and that it's their own fault if they get fat.
Author:  Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:28 am ]
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Funny. They tell Santa not to say "Ho" yet little kids are listening to a song whose chorus is "Git out my way, Ho!"

Why the double standard? Why aren't they out there saying that rap is bad and that they shouldn't use derogatory words? Is it because its considered "art"?

If the same drum beat and three keys on a keyboard while screaming obscenities is art, then maybe a serial killer's killings should be viewed the same way, because both make you feel the exact same way: DISGUSTED.

Also, Santa is supposed to be a fat guy. If he were a skinny guy in a red suit, we'd think he were a rapist.
Author:  SEAN'D! [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:49 am ]
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Simon Zeno wrote:
Screw that, milk 'n cookies are delicious.

You know what schools need to do instead of nerfing Santa? Tell kids to have some self-control for once, and that it's their own fault if they get fat.

You know what schools need to do instead of trying to keep kids from learning anything about life?
Teach them something!
Author:  DukeNuke [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:28 pm ]
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Wasn't somebody worried about the Wookies in Star Wars not wearing any pants, too? I mean, this is like those stickers that say "warning: don't iron your clothes while wearing them" or "salted nuts - warning: contains nuts", or people who look for gas leaks in the dark and use a lighter/match to provide light. Nobody is stupid enough to do such things, and if they are, the human gene pool is better off without them.

Besides, it's the parents responsibility to protect their children and teach them common sense, not the TV shows, video game companies, schools, or stores.
Author:  AbuGrape45 [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:21 am ]
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Oh, political correctness.

Santa's been fat and saying ho ho ho for 200+ years. Now they're taking that away because fat, lazy tubbies and people that have sex for a living are offended? What has become of this country? When I turn 21 and get a passport, I'm outta here.
Author:  furrykef [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:23 am ]
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Guys, nothing's going to come of this. At most this is just yet another case of a vocal minority that has no real power, and yet suddenly everybody behaves as if everyone thinks Santa Claus is suddenly a bad influence on the kids. Well, they don't. As stupid as the American public can be sometimes, the vast majority still have some semblance of common sense.

- Kef
Author:  Dacheet15 [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:25 am ]
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This is what a thought of as I read the topic:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_HdQxycNqhk

(Warning: May contain sexism or sealism)
Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:29 am ]
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Seriously, people have got to lay off on the PC stuff. It is getting way out of hand. Seeing this thread made remember a skit from Blue Collar TV where Larry the Cable Guy read a PC version of T'was the Night Before Christmas. It's really funny and sadly, quite true.

Click, please.
Author:  IantheGecko [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:51 am ]
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Oh yeah, gotta love Larry's Politically Correct Children's Stories.


PC-ness just makes me so sick today. I honestly think people do this crap just to get attention and spice up their boring lives.
Author:  Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:05 am ]
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You gotta love PC people.

Greatest IRL trolls ever.
Author:  Rusty [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:28 am ]
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I like Larry when he's not doing Git R Done.

Yeah, people are way too easily offended these days. I learned when I was in 2nd grade that when someone insults me (mind you, these are not insults, which means PC people are going to extremes here), I should just move on with my life. That's called maturity.

So, the majority of America is immature.

Great.
Author:  just a username [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:02 am ]
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See this is why I hate politcal correctness, Christmas is supposed to be about Jesus's Birthday and giving (and getting), seriously, if you are offended, why can't you just ignore it? Would they like it if I was offended by something important in their lives and asked censor it for "political correctness"? I don't think so.
Author:  furrykef [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:09 am ]
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Honestly, people complaining about political correctness is getting as annoying as political correctness itself. Yes, Santa not saying "ho ho ho" or being skinny would be absurd, but pretty much everybody already knows that, so it's not going to happen. So continuing to complain about the idea is like complaining for the sake of complaining.

- Kef
Author:  Rusty [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:41 pm ]
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It kind of has happened. In Australia, Ho ho ho is ban't.
Author:  Biscuithead [ Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:08 am ]
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Rusty wrote:
It kind of has happened. In Australia, Ho ho ho is ban't.
What???! I live in Australia and I had never even heard of this ridiculous idea to change Santa until I read this thread. Santa still says ho ho ho, it's been on tv and stuff a lot this year (and he's still fat too), with no sign of change.
Weird ideas like this to "protect the children" are the kind of thing that happens in America a lot. I wouldn't be surprised if in the future Santa was changed in America but kept the same in Australia.
Author:  Ju Ju Master [ Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:36 am ]
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So... you're annoyed at someone else for making an assumption about a country and then make one yourself.

:-|
Author:  AbuGrape45 [ Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:37 am ]
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And a very ignorant one at that.
Author:  Biscuithead [ Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:54 am ]
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The only assumption I made is that America sometimes goes overboard on political correctness, and I think this whole Santa thing is a perfect example.
But I do see the irony.... ;)
Author:  AbuGrape45 [ Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:57 am ]
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And I see that I am far more intelligent than you.

And assuming like that is not valid.
Author:  Biscuithead [ Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:07 am ]
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Ok, fine. I admit that was a stupid assumption, cos that PC stuff exists everywhere.
But seriously, you don't have to start a war over every little off the cuff comment someone makes. Just state your opinion and wait for a reply, what do you hope to achieve by saying "I am more intelligent than you" apart from making yourself feel big.
Author:  AbuGrape45 [ Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:08 am ]
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I achieve absolutely nothing. But then you see.
Author:  Biscuithead [ Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:12 am ]
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AbuGrape45 wrote:
I achieve absolutely nothing. But then you see.
Exactly, another pointless insult. Aren't you having a pointless argument in the random thoughts thread right now?
Maybe you should stick to one at a time.
Author:  AbuGrape45 [ Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:13 am ]
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Author:  Ju Ju Master [ Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:16 am ]
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AbuGrape45 wrote:
And I see that I am far more intelligent than you.

Posts like this (edit: and the one above) = no. All they do is start stupid arguments like this. Both of you stop. Abu, stop picking fights with people. You can show how a point is invalid without starting an argument.
Author:  Rusty [ Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:04 am ]
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Not to start a fight, but Biscuithead.

Shut up. In the nicest possible way, shut. Your. Hole.

It has been in Australia. Here's the link:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071115/wl ... masoffbeat
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