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Or if a coyoticus famishicus tries to catapult an anvil at a supersonicus birdus, it's gonna backfire and hit him instead.

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Exactly, it's all because ACME engineers failed to convert from Kilograms to Slugs...

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

augh, we have mice in our kitchen, so someone layed out one of those glue pads, and i'm the only one up, and when i looked in there, there were two mice stuck to it. And I just looked at them and said to myself "well...what can you do, they shouldn't have been in there in the first place" but when i came back to the computer i kept hearing them squeak and rustle around and when i looked in there again, it actually looked like one was trying to help the other. They kept on making such noise that i thought it might wake someone up (my broher is sleeping near there) so i just put them outside. Nothing about entertainment, but that just seems like the suckiest way to die. Not being able to move, joints being pulled out from trying so hard to get away..Augh...terrible...Oh well...hopefully they'll die quickly, without much more misery..
Eegh....This morning i looked outside where i put them and...ah....1 and 1/5 of it's contents were gone...I have no clue what happened, but one mouse was gone, and the legs of the other one were gone...Definately no entertainment there...

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my family babysat a dog for a while. It's owner was in the military and it was wonderfully trained. A great dog. But when we put a sticky trap out in our kitchen, the dog dragged it out onto the kitchen floor and just started whining. It was so sad, the poor thing felt sorry for the mouse. Animals, in my opinion, are a heck of a lot smarted than we are. They work on just the natural order of things. Humans have messed everything up.

It's when we exploit things that makes me mad. Animals in zoos and rodeos and circuses are well taken care of, have excellent veteranary care, and have a good life. Cockfighting birds, animals in factory farms, and fighting dogs aren't treated this way. that makes me mad.

I have a pit bull. He's the sweetest dog, fat and adorable. He would never hurt a fly (unless someone tried to hurt me or my family) and he's a great pet. Pit bulls get a bad reputation because people treat them badly.

I'm a hipocrite too though. I eat meat, and i'll admit it. I love veggies though, they're my favorite. I have a lot of freinds who are vegetarian, and one who is vegan, but they generally just replace their meat with junk food. That's not one bit healthy. In my opinion, a diet that includes meat can be very healthy, it's the fact that people eat too much of it that isn't. Everything on moderation.

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Animals getting hurt for no reason is cruel. Reasons include survival,which means animals should only be killed for food,in my opinion. Hurting animals for fun is just sick.

Now, if there are parts of the animal left over, I don't care what they're sued for, ijt's better that they're sued for somethign instead of wasted.

animal cruelty is just plain outright wrong. FOR ENTERTAINMENT
I am an avid meat-eater. I had ribs for dinenr tonight, and i know those animals were not treated right. But meat is a large part of many country's economy and we must not stop that.

But cockfighting, dog fights, and Major League Baseball are just cruel.

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word dog *high five*

I do belive there should be outlines of how animals are treated in meat factories. I am dead set against steriods, they're so bad for the animals, and have some nasty side effects on humans too. And they give the meat an aftertaste. eww...

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Personally, I always found it very entertaining when the chicken would shoot the dog's head with a cannon, then whomp him with a 2x4. "Boy, I say, Boy!"

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Hold on. I can understand the first two. but how does Major League Baseball promote animal cruelty?

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You know, like when the pitcher hits the batter in the head with the ball?

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All those poor poor styrofoam animals they make jump up and down for peoples entertainment.

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I hate people invlolved in cock figting. I had a pet rooster once. It died in the ring cause my uncle wanted to make a few bucks.

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You ever see where Randy Johnson hit that bird with a fastball? Unexcusable!!!!
Actually, it really shook him up.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

I know someone who lives next to a guy who keeps a cockfighting rooster. You can see the poor thing pacing and crowing through the fence. It's got hardly any room in the cage where it's kept. It's so sad.

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