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Um, I'm pretty sure you either made that up or are taking schoolyard rumors way too seriously.

encounters with dark forces through such things as...ouija boards

1: ian, what r u tryin to say?
2: ive allready dabbled through the occult, and quite frankley, nothing has happend. i might have been not doing it right. so im gonna re-check and ask master puzuzu about this, as of now, im gonna change this threat titles to "Occult Magic" or somthing

But back to "harmless Halloween pranks." I've talked to too many reliable people who have related to me encounters with dark forces through such things as seances and ouija boards, including my philosophy professor in college (Dr. Mark D. Linville, a very serious and rational man). So it may not be nearly as harmless as you think.

Like my ex-roommate, who was convinced Friday the 13th was an evil day - and she was an otherwise rational person. But on every Friday the 13th, she'd be a walking nervous wreck, her hands shaking, her thoughts away with the fairies. As a result, she'd drop things, lose things, fall over things and hurt herself, and she'd be distracted at work (which once got her fired). I couldn't accept her belief that it was because of Friday the 13th - it was because her belief occupied her mind and distracted her so much she was creating a self-fulfilling prophecy.

But we're not talking about just a superstitious attitude toward a certain day of the month. We're talking about invocation of things beyond our understanding or control.

My experience of Dr. Linville is such that I cannot doubt his credibility. Therefore, logic dictates that his apparently irrational experience must have been real, regardless of what dag says.

You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God.
What does this mean?
We should fear and love God, and so we should not use his name to curse, swear, practice magic, lie or deceive, but in every time of need call upon him, pray to him, praise him and give him thanks.

By the way, if your saying that god died on a cross and came back to life, your wrong, that was jesus, Gods son.

WOW. You just lost the very little respect I had left for you.

Then the disciple whom Jesus loved said to Peter, "It is the LORD!"

no, man, jesus was sent down by the heavenly father and was accepted for birth by the Virgin Mary, who accepted him, she could have said No to god about the imaculant birth of Jesus Christ, but she allowed it, and thus jesus christ was born, several years later, jesus was crucified under pontius pilate, and was placed in a tomb covered by a large boulder. then, three days later, jesus arose from the dead, coming back from hell, and showed that he was king of the jews.

WOW. You just lost the very little respect I had left for you.

I do not know who this Puzuzu is

A week later his disciples were in the house again, and Thomas was with them. Though the doors were locked, Jesus came and stood among them and said, "Peace be with you!" 27Then he said to Thomas, "Put your finger here; see my hands. Reach out your hand and put it into my side. Stop doubting and believe."
Thomas said to him, "My Lord and my God!"
Then Jesus told him, "Because you have seen me, you have believed; blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed" (20:26-29)

For by him all things were created: things in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or powers or rulers or authorities; all things were created by him and for him. 17He is before all things, and in him all things hold together. 18And he is the head of the body, the church; he is the beginning and the firstborn from among the dead, so that in everything he might have the supremacy (Colossians 1:16-18).

For in Christ all the fullness of the Deity lives in bodily form

Your attitude should be the same as that of Christ Jesus: Who, being in very nature God, did not consider equality with God something to be grasped, but made himself nothing, taking the very nature of a servant, being made in human likeness. And being found in appearance as a man, he humbled himself and became obedient to death—even death on a cross! (Philippians 2:5-8).

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the One and Only (John 1:1, 14)

djgecko27: So what's all this I hear about you & this Master Puzuzu guy?

strongbad20212000: ahh, im just studying the Occult, and im trying to prove that magic was given to King Solomon by god, and wrote scriptures about it, and was made into a book in 1923 called "The Key Of Solomon, the king"

djgecko27: o...k...

djgecko27: Magic? That comes from Satan

djgecko27: Don't believe anything in the Occult

strongbad20212000: no, magic was first given to king solomon, you say that king solomon was an evil man and went to hell because he studdied magic? no, magic was given to him by god, the lord of heaven and the earth, you search google for "Meaning Of a Pentegram"

djgecko27: God gave WISDOM to Solomon, dude

strongbad20212000: yes, and solomon distributed it in his scriptures witch has been translated into a book

djgecko27: Why wouldn't this magic have been in the Bible?

strongbad20212000: yes, but others benefited from his wisdom, what he wrote in his scriptures

strongbad20212000: because, the people who wrote the bible didnt belive in any of this, and belived that satan had givin gods powers to solomon

djgecko27: Why are you even believing occult writings anyway? All you wanted to do was "study the religiouse [sic] aspects of good and evil"

strongbad20212000: i know, but now its to where i have to defend the occult, and all types of magic

djgecko27: Satan doesn't give God's powers to anyone. Besides, who are these "people who wrote the Bible"?

djgecko27: It is the Word of God. So you're defending the Occult & going against God's Word now? So much for just studying it.

strongbad20212000: im not going against gods word, i am saying that the occult, nay, all types of magic has been missunderstood

djgecko27: You are, because any form of magic is against God

strongbad20212000: man, your a good debator, now this is the kind of talking i wanted to get into when i joind Hr forums

djgecko27: "No other gods, only me." Exodus 20:3 (The Message)

djgecko27: Then you should have brought it up

strongbad20212000: i did, by bringing it up, you and me have gotten into a heated debate

djgecko27: on the forum, I meant

strongbad20212000: well, i tried with that "Harry Potter Debate" thing

strongbad20212000: but that backfired, but it seems like this is going good at the debating part

djgecko27: The whole Harry Potter thing came from a fake article in a satire newspaper called The Onion

strongbad20212000: i know

djgecko27: It's all made up.

strongbad20212000: but alot of catholics and christians belived it because theybelive anything said by a preist, and if one priest said "This book is evil because it deals with magic, and magic is evil"

djgecko27: If The Onion's parody has demonstrated anything, it's that we should be worrying about adults not being able to distinguish between fiction and reality. The kids themselves seem to have a pretty good grasp of it.

strongbad20212000: exactally my point

djgecko27: well, your point wasn't clear in the Occult thread

strongbad20212000: i know, i wanted a debate, a really heated one like the one were having now

djgecko27: & it was shot down quickly

strongbad20212000: the occult thread? yeah, i know, but theres gonna be some debate for a while, or at least another week

djgecko27: But you're clearly losing

strongbad20212000: i know, but eitherway, i love a debate

djgecko27: You've clearly gone from intending to study the religious aspect of evil to defending it.

strongbad20212000: ive been studying the occult for a while

djgecko27: sad

strongbad20212000: not really, i just want to understand it

djgecko27: "strongbad20212000: i know, but now its to where i have to deffend the occult, and all types of magic"

djgecko27: I should post all this on the Occult thread

strongbad20212000: i am deffending it from christians who think its evil, but i am talking about defending things like kabalah, VooDoo, and paganism

djgecko27: They're all essentially evil because they're against God

strongbad20212000: go ahead, thats what i was hoping u do

djgecko27: Then everyone will see how wrong you are

djgecko27: So it's best to see the error of your ways (finally) & study the occult from a more neutral point of view, which you probably intended to do in the first place

strongbad20212000: thats what i have been doing, but i have chosen to defend magic and everything about it because most of it is not evil

strongbad20212000: but belive what you want, your entitled to your opinion

djgecko27: It doesn't seem evil, but worshipping something else besides God is evil

strongbad20212000: i am not worshiping somthing else, all this stuff is done under gods will

strongbad20212000: i am worshiping god,

djgecko27: Magic is not from God. You're worshipping God but defending evil--that's being a hypocrite, my friend. Face it.

strongbad20212000: my friend, i am defending evil because i am entitled to my right to defend anything i want, if somthing seems wrong in the world, i try to change it, i want people to think that magic is not evil, but a neutral party

djgecko27: How can you "Defend" evil yet worship God?

strongbad20212000: if i wanted to, id defend gay people if i wanted to

djgecko27: "Disaster will come upon you,
and you will not know how to conjure it away.
A calamity will fall upon you
that you cannot ward off with a ransom;
a catastrophe you cannot foresee
will suddenly come upon you.
Keep on, then, with your magic spells
and with your many sorceries,
which you have labored at since childhood.
Perhaps you will succeed,
perhaps you will cause terror.
All the counsel you have received has only worn you out!
Let your astrologers come forward,
those stargazers who make predictions month by month,
let them save you from what is coming upon you.-"Isaiah 47:11-13

strongbad20212000: evil as in magic, i am defending magic, to u it seems evil, but u dont know anything about the accult, i suggest you actually study magic for a little while, so you can see where im coming from

djgecko27: It IS evil!

djgecko27: "Now for some time a man named Simon had practiced sorcery in the city and amazed all the people of Samaria. He boasted that he was someone great, and all the people, both high and low, gave him their attention and exclaimed, "This man is the divine power known as the Great Power." They followed him because he had amazed them for a long time with his magic. But when they believed Philip as he preached the good news of the kingdom of God and the name of Jesus Christ, they were baptized, both men and women. Simon himself believed and was baptized. And he followed Philip everywhere, astonished by the great signs and miracles he saw."-Acts 8:9-13

djgecko27: " But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death." Revelation 21:8

strongbad20212000: you win........., ill stop, your a better christian/catholic than me

djgecko27: I'm a Protestant

strongbad20212000: if ur still in school, you should join the debate team

djgecko27: I'm fine with theatre, thanks

strongbad20212000: im in theatre, im the best at my school, ya know

djgecko27: Sure

strongbad20212000: im serious, i did fiddler on the roof, hey, i g2sg, you put up a good debate

Disscover what you love to do, and Do it.
-The Meaning of Life, Bradley Trevor Greive