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You're right! Excuse me, I'm gonna go out and kill some Jews, Atheists, circumcise some converts, sacrifice a goat, and pay penance to the Roman church.

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Well, this isn't really the Bible, but...
"Why aren't priests allowed to be married?" "Because none of the apostles were." "Well, some of the apostles were Jewish fishermen, so why aren't any of you?" "Now you're just being ridiculous."

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

Well, for one, Matthew was a tax collector...

But seriously: Among the Catholic sacraments are Holy Orders and Matrimony (aka marriage). These are the Sacraments of Vocation; each one has a particular mission for serving the Church. Holy Orders is the process of becoming a priest, bishop, or deacon, while Matrimony seals the bond between a baptized husband and wife under God so they may produce and raise children. Serving and leading the Church is one thing, while raising a family is another. Both are equal in the eyes of God, so you can choose either one.

Oh. Whoops, I forgot about that; let me fix my post.

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

Jesus is the Sun of God.

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and Muhammed is the moon?

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