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Author:  Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Fri May 02, 2008 4:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Bible FAQ: Doubts? Curiosities? Contradictions? Come here!

Biscuithead wrote:
Religion shouldn't change to fit in with society.

You're right! Excuse me, I'm gonna go out and kill some Jews, Atheists, circumcise some converts, sacrifice a goat, and pay penance to the Roman church.

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bible FAQ: Doubts? Curiosities? Contradictions? Come here!

Well, this isn't really the Bible, but...
"Why aren't priests allowed to be married?" "Because none of the apostles were." "Well, some of the apostles were Jewish fishermen, so why aren't any of you?" "Now you're just being ridiculous."

Author:  IantheGecko [ Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bible FAQ: Doubts? Curiosities? Contradictions? Come here!

Well, for one, Matthew was a tax collector...

But seriously: Among the Catholic sacraments are Holy Orders and Matrimony (aka marriage). These are the Sacraments of Vocation; each one has a particular mission for serving the Church. Holy Orders is the process of becoming a priest, bishop, or deacon, while Matrimony seals the bond between a baptized husband and wife under God so they may produce and raise children. Serving and leading the Church is one thing, while raising a family is another. Both are equal in the eyes of God, so you can choose either one.

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:14 am ]
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IantheGecko wrote:
Well, for one, Matthew was a tax collector...

Oh. Whoops, I forgot about that; let me fix my post.

Author:  Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:24 am ]
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Jesus is the Sun of God.

Author:  Pop_tire1 [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:40 pm ]
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Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
Jesus is the Sun of God.

and Muhammed is the moon?

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