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What religion should you belong to?

I should be a Buddhist, how about you?

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I couldn't even get past the first question. "Forgiveness and new life" wasn't one of the answers provided.

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Agreed. I could barely find any answers that I would choose.

So I just put down the closest things to what my answers would be and got Buddhism.

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Yeah, I think that quiz could use some more/better answers. But then again, there's a lot of quizes like that out there.

yeaah, somehow I ended up with Buddhism as well. Pehaps these people need to fix this up a little...

EDIT: triple three posts. how amusing.

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It's not accurate, but the again it is an internet quiz, so what did you expect?

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I'm not very suprised, I'm a laid back person.

Actually, almost all the qustions suck.

Take #4, for example: You can't become a perfect person in this life. On the other hand, is religion supposed to be about gaining power? Maybe some forms of paganism, like Voodoo.

And #5 is the clencher. Either you respect all religions equally, or you're a suicide-bombing terrorist! No room for an intellectual assessment of other religions at all.

I have a suspicion that this survey was put together by someone who has no understanding of world religions at all, except maybe their own.

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I agree with you Didymus. Hmm... I wonder, I wonder what it would take to get Christianity on there? If anyone can get that, please tell us what answers you put. I think that may shed some light on if this person actually knows what he's talking about or not.

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It's not a fair quiz. If I could find a better one I would have posted it.

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No, that's alright. Actually, it gives us an interesting matter to discuss anyway; the quiz itself, the person who made the quiz, and such. TWUT, you know.

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I didn't like the quiz. I got Jim Jones and the Kool Aid gang.

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Mine said this: "Atheism- You are just too pathetic and depressed to commit to major religion. Sorry. "

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Dag, yo.

Whoa, that's not cool at all.

I'm convinced whoever made this quiz was an idiot.

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Well biased anyway....

Must be a Biased-Uncool-Idiot. I really didn't like that test.

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Dag, yo.

I was a Bhuddist, but that was because I tried to pick the answer closest to what I actually thought.

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I've tried different combinations answers. It seems like every desrciption is insulting to the group you are supposed to belong to.

Islam: KILL THE WHITE DEVIL!!
Christianity: You feel consumed by your own guilt. Repent now and save yourself!

and, the clincher..
Australia: G'day Mate! You're a yokker. A true Aussie. You love the beach and barbies, as well as sport and sex. Life couldn't get any simpler, and thats the way it should be. C'mon Aussie, C'mon!

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

It's guys like him that make people think that all librals are buttholes.

What religion should you belong to?

My Results:



Islam

KILL THE WHITE DEVIL!!


well thats what i scored. the test is said to be 100% accurate. But please note that they may be off by at least 99.9999999%

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He's not really a lib-rull, just a loser.

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Dag, yo.

That was pretty much the worst religious quiz EVER! Not really, I still got Christianity, but it should have been a quiz for people who already have one.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

It's a joke quiz. Not a particularly funny one, but still.

Atheism: You are just too pathetic and depressed to commit to major religion. Sorry.
Buddhism: Learn to be one with the world.
Christianity: You feel consumed by your own guilt. Repent now and save yourself!
Hinduism: You have dozens of weird gods with hard-to-pronounce names. Have fun with that.
Islam: KILL THE WHITE DEVIL!!
Jim Jones and the Kool-Aid Gang: Enjoy listening to charismatic manipulation? Willing to die for a stupid cause? Maybe the People's Temple is for you.
Satanism: You are gullible and easily relate to well-written slogans. At least you have the right idea.
Wicca: Need to freak out your parents? Want a half-assed magick system that is super-easy for beginners? Try Wicca!

Well, I got Christianity, but that was only because I had to guess what would closest to it.

But even then that's way off kilter of my acual religion, meaning Christianity.

Buddhism. Knew it.

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I found that this religion quiz was a lot more accurate and a lot more interesting to take. Look at my results:

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The meaning of life is 'bucket.'

FOR PONY!!!

Well, that one was a lot better.

For that one, I got Humanism. (I've also gotten Agnosticism) I guess that seems about right.

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For that test, I got Humanist leaning to the spiritual side.
Yes, this test does seem more actuate and professional, and not biased or bigoted.

I got humanist, and I've never heard of that.

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Dag, yo.

I got very far Atheist... but I'm Agnostic...

Atheism. Now, I wasn't expecting that.


EDIT: On both. (On the better one, 80% Scientific, 40% Spiritual. Juuuuuust baaaaaaaarely in Atheism. Ironically, I tried to get the little blurb of text the second time, but I got Humanist instead.)

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?