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kenya. totally.

Oh, where can you see lions? Only in Kenya!

Come to Kenya we've got Lions!

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Could I just lead the world instead of beating around the bush? I'd rule, literally.

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I'm not a world leader type of person. A foreign diplomat? Maybe. But not a leader. I lack charisma, and even if I can write my own speaches, I'm terrible with crowds. A lawmaker, maybe. A Congresswoman or parliament member somewhere. It'd be interesting to help write laws and help set things right. Social laws too, and constitutions, but not economics ones because I'm terrible with money.

If I had to pick, though, I'd probably just choose Canada or some other quiet country. I could kick back and not worry much. Maybe Ireland and help try to patch up some of the civil unrest that still goes on there. That'd be interesting.

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Freedomland, it's a country and also the holy land for Samuel L. Jacksonites. Although, I'm not very sure where it is.

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I would rule Iran...
The first thing I'd to is to pimp slap the Ayatollah for a couple hours. Then, I would apologize to Israel for all of the trouble. I would set up a form of government where the people have some amount of say in the way things are run.

After I got all of that taken care of, I would sell off a lot of "nuclear weapons" (big metal tubes that say " 'tomic bomb- make stuff 'splode") to Kim Jong Il.

Finally, I would give every Israeli, every American, and every other person that wants to, a chance to stab the Ayatollah with an olive fork.

Violent, ain't I? Oh well, it's not like they don't deserve it. If they're gonna set up a theocracy, they should at least do it with the correct religion.

Seriously, though, I would like to run a middle eastern country. I'd love to fix that region, perhaps make it the most stable in the world (yes, I know that's almost impossible, but hey, I like a challenge).

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Democracy
New Zealand
Cause its cool, and I could make an actual size Minas Tirith for the "Washington, D.C."

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I lead my own country. On NationStates.net.

But I would lead England. I think. I don't know why.

Japan... Because I could flood the market with video games that are actually high quality. Yup It's amazing.

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I'd probably try to rule a really small country (population wise) and I'd see if I could set up a working communist system.

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Canada. Because I speak both English & French.

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I'm not really a leader, but how about an sub-Saharan African country? I hear a lot of the leaders there are corrupt, I'm not corrupt... Match made in heaven? I'm not sure which specific country though.


Nauru!

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