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Hey guys! I thought it would be fun to take people's predictions of the next sbemail each week. If anybody's actually right--or even come close, as in naming the right supporting character--they win... um, the satisfaction of being right. And my respect. As we're, hopefully, only a few hours away from the release of this week's, this will be an ongoing chaleeennnnnnnnge for future weeks.

Please include: the main subject of the e-mail, where it will cut to, and which "supporting actors" will be featured.

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"Good job, The Cheat! Now try harmonizing with the butternut squashes!" ... "Side effects include wine, women, and song."

Okay, I'm gonna say this one will be about how Strong Bad learned to pilot aircraft. It'll touch on a training school run by Bubs, possibly involving price gouging and/or inadequate instruction. It might explain how SB got his WWI-style goggles and headgear seen in "personal favorites." Of course HR will also enroll in the school, flunk out, and declare it "still the best 30 grand I ever spent!" The Cheat will try his hand at skydiving ("I'm sad that he's freefalling!").

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"Good job, The Cheat! Now try harmonizing with the butternut squashes!" ... "Side effects include wine, women, and song."

I know you want to keep the thread fresh, but you can't double post. You can always edit you post if you need to, though. Read the FAQ.

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“Feelings…” he said slowly, as if he wanted to hold on to the words, “change.”
-Weirdoes in Paradise: Chapter 5

Sorry! I've been on the Wiki about a week. I should have made it all one post. Thanks for the tip!

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"Good job, The Cheat! Now try harmonizing with the butternut squashes!" ... "Side effects include wine, women, and song."

I bet this next one's gonna be.................about Strong Bad.......cloning.........himself. Yep, pretty random. Say, do I lose anything if I'm wrong?

Ooh! Ooh! I know what it's gonna be! Strong Bad's gonna say something about e-mail while typing in sb_email.exe, then the question is gonna come up. Strong Bad will confuse stuff with stuff in the question and make fun of the name or pronounce the name wrong. Then, he'll type stuff!

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Duh! He does that 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time.

I know, so I can't loose!

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DUH! U DONT COUNT!
Here is some rules for this post:
1:You can't use something he does every email or about every email (i.e:He's going to sing a song with email in it while typing the .exe; the question comes up; etc.)
2:No triple post!
3:Tell what you think the emails about; add small detail if wanted.
4:Use the words instead of the pics. (i.e: right. The cheat's head explodes. wrong: 's head explodes.)
5:If any law is broken, either he is not allowed to post or the forum will be locked.

no jokes..I actually sent in an e-mail to strong bad saying that he should clone himself!!! looks like you're psychic...Grumblecake!

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"well, I'll just uh, put these pants on." ~Homestar

Um, I'm pretty sure Shopiom was kinda kidding. So he gets a kinda award for being kinda right. And Grumblecake gotta get something for becoming a #1 FUTURE JAM!!!

Next e-mail... um... will ask whether Strong Bad has ever found anything. He will reply that he once found a significant archeological artifact. We'll cut to the dig in StrongBadia, where plastic shards were found; scholars still debate, though, whether they represent a precursor of Tandy 400 or an early form of General Tso's Chicken. At any rate, it is one of the few artifacts we have of the Indigineous Peoples (that and the mummified remains colloquially known as "the tire"). Homestar will deliver the classic line: "Anthwopology again! I said anthwopology again!"

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"Good job, The Cheat! Now try harmonizing with the butternut squashes!" ... "Side effects include wine, women, and song."

You can't make rules in someone else's topic.

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A proud member of P.O.S.T.E.R.S.! No room for the banner, though.

So I'm breaking small rules.So sue me.

Grumble, that was not only spam, but it made no sense. Let's try staying on topic, shall we?

I think the next one will be of Strong Bad visiting The Cheat's house.

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Evidence of the ol' glassies! Nothing up our sleeves, no magic little Alex! A job for two who are now of job age! The police!

Yikes, Grumblecake, methinks you have an attitude problem.

Be nice to us.

I'm stickin' with my ol' ideasaurous up there. (cloning himself)

Edit: Nonsense blocked out! Horray! :20x6:

Nice one, Grumblecake, just remember there's an Interruptor around here. An Interruptor.. Jones.

Try reading the rules, Grumble, and you'll see that you can be banned by repeating offenses, and insulting people and spamming are both offenses. Good luck there.

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Evidence of the ol' glassies! Nothing up our sleeves, no magic little Alex! A job for two who are now of job age! The police!

Stupid stupid brother...trying to ruin my fun. How dare he posts offensive stuff to try and get me flamed off. I guess I should stop making my password the same everywhere I go. The password:No telling you, people.

Your brother did this?

Eh.. okay then. Once again, let's get back on topic.

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Evidence of the ol' glassies! Nothing up our sleeves, no magic little Alex! A job for two who are now of job age! The police!

'Kay then; I guess I'll comment on the proposed rules (below). #1, although taking the whole thing way more seriouser than I intended, seems like common sense. #2 I heartily concur with. #3 is also valid but seems obvious. #4 doesn't really matter to me. #5 is rather extreme. Mods do the locking or banning. And that will happen not as a result of breaking these "rules," but the forum rules--but the good man in blue already said that.


And, joining the attempt to get back on topic: by visiting The Cheat's House, do we mean the KOT's grill?

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"Good job, The Cheat! Now try harmonizing with the butternut squashes!" ... "Side effects include wine, women, and song."

Mayhap The Cheat moves? I don't know. I'd guess either would be fine.

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Evidence of the ol' glassies! Nothing up our sleeves, no magic little Alex! A job for two who are now of job age! The police!

I have it!

It'll probably be about the election! Or maybe something with polotics.

I bet the next email will be based around Coach Z

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

Maybe they'll bring back "The Unguraites."

I probably didn't spell that right :/

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