Strong Bad's next computer

kiwin · **Joined:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:39 pm **Posts:** 3

maybe Strong Bad gets a mac-esque computer and we'll get an scenario like that one when he tried to use the cheats computer...

another theory is that strong bad emails will discontinue Forever!

Neoxon312 · **Joined:** Fri Dec 26, 2008 6:29 am **Posts:** 361

kiwin wrote:

another theory is that strong bad emails will discontinue Forever!

Don't say that, of course it'll continue.

jellomizer · **Joined:** Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:45 pm **Posts:** 45

My guess would be those computers that were popular back in the early 2000s'

21" CRT Monitor
Full Size Custom Case With a Window with Neon Lighting
Those Ergonomic keyboards.
Ergonomic mice.
Overclocked and needing an oversized heat sink probably sticking out of the case.

A real pimped out computer but with very little practical benefit.

As for the paper. I think they should get rid of that. and do something else.

yarrunmace · **Joined:** Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:18 am **Posts:** 3

Yeah, the next computer's the Corpy. No really. I just looked. We can all stop now

Ugozima · **Joined:** Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:42 am **Posts:** 273

yarrunmace wrote:

Yeah, the next computer's the Corpy. No really. I just looked. We can all stop now

Hasn't been confirmed.

Plus he said he took it from his work.

TurboJ · **Posted:** Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:29 pm

I felt a little cheated when I saw Stro Bro answering emails on the Corpy. I was really looking forward to seeing a new computer, and we got that. Well, it gets itself a little more recognition.

I too would like to see a Mac-like computer, simply because I like them. And having SB struggle with a computer that's "more computer and not enough e-mail" is pretty funny.

Ugozima · **Joined:** Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:42 am **Posts:** 273

TurboJ wrote:

I felt a little cheated when I saw Stro Bro answering emails on the Corpy. I was really looking forward to seeing a new computer, and we got that. Well, it gets itself a little more recognition.

I too would like to see a Mac-like computer, simply because I like them. And having SB struggle with a computer that's "more computer and not enough e-mail" is pretty funny.

You like Macs?

Ugh, they're disgusting.

UnNamed · **Joined:** Tue Jul 14, 2009 4:59 pm **Posts:** 25

yarrunmace wrote:

Yeah, the next computer's the Corpy. No really. I just looked. We can all stop now

That hasn't been confirmed like Ugozima said.
Bubs or Pom Pom is probably going to find out in a few emails. Then Strong Bad will have to get a new computer. Or Strong Bad just gets a new computer in a few emails.

And i think Strong Bad will just get another computer made by Compy that runs MS-DOS, Because Strong Bad doesn't know how to use a GUI (You know desktop, icons and stuff), at least he didn't know in Sbemail #34

SBEmail Checker · **Posted:** Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:59 pm

Homestone Wrecker wrote:

Tandy X 3000

*Optional Green Lines of any colour
*The ability to read Japanese
*Auto Translate
*Inbox of 50000 Emails
*Auto-Filter
*Floppy Disc compatability
*CD compatability
*Fast Internet
*250 MB Harddrive
*Videlectrix FunMachine Emulator included
*256 Colours
*Spell Check
*20 Digit Calculator
*Virus Scan
*Quick Delete
*Water Proof (If less than 2 Litres)
* :marzi:

Approved
*Geddup Noise Approved
* :homsar:

translator included
*Replaceable Keyboard
*Tandy 500, Compy 386 and Lappy 486 Emulator (Yes, Compy Inc. bought Tandy)
*A selection of 20 avatars, including Female Lappy, So and So, and :ehsteve:

*MS Paint
*1 GB RAM
*3 Hour battery life minimum, 4 Day battery life Maximum
*Telegram Translator
*Playable Demo of Stinkoman 20X7 (AKA Stinkoman 2)
*MP3s compatability
*Universal Translator
*Only for $8000 (12% off at your nearest Concession Stand)

Sound like a perfect computer for SB. Features, yes, but the name, eh... not so much.

Mr.Diskette · **Posted:** Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:44 am

I kinda hope it's not the corpy, I want to see something completely new.

Also, Ugo, why do you find Macs disgusting? I just would like to know.

Ugozima · **Joined:** Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:42 am **Posts:** 273

Mr.Diskette wrote:

I kinda hope it's not the corpy, I want to see something completely new.

Also, Ugo, why do you find Macs disgusting? I just would like to know.

They're slow, ugly, the cool file types to run on them.

And they're Apple.

Apple's suck.

Also, it's the Compé.

Power Crunch · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:12 am

The Compe is pretty cool I must admit. But I'm still scratching my head over why they put the Terminal D6 computer in that Sbemilairized toon. Seriously, what was the reason behind that? lol.

Pogostar24 · **Joined:** Tue May 05, 2009 12:31 am **Posts:** 31

I think his next computer is Com'pe. well, i think his new computer might get along with Strong Bad.

Power Crunch · **Posted:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:34 am

I can see the Compe having a personality that assists strong bad... and the computer may actually work terrific. Like, for a change of pace, the joke might change from making fun of bad computers to it being a new friend for strong bad that can assist in his wrong doings.

That thing · **Joined:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:39 pm **Posts:** 4

Stinkosar wrote:

That thing wrote:

Maybe it'll be a normal computer. Like with a mouse and everything.

Hahahaaa Nice one man nice o- wait you're serious? listen thats not what strongbad does he shuns new/modern/mouse 'n stuff computers.

HA! I was right!

aliahlewis · **Joined:** Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:06 am **Posts:** 2

It's really interesting thread. Specially I liked that old slate PC and the joke (which I read from the link) both were really cool. Do anyone has some pictures of old slate pc or tablets??

andrew_berge · **Posted:** Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:58 pm

Ugozima wrote:

Apple's suck.

I couldn't agree more with that statement.

Bad Graphics Ghost · **Posted:** Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:27 pm

noclip wrote:

If its lifetime is to be of the same length as the Compy's, the Lappy is due to be replaced sometime around email 201.

It's amazing how dead-on noclip actually was.

WikiThnika · **Joined:** Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:22 pm **Posts:** 49

andrew_berge wrote:

Ugozima wrote:

Apple's suck.

I couldn't agree more with that statement.

Why do people hate macs? the only thing unlikable about macs in my eyes is that their commercials on their website are geared to make Apple seem like its some magical entity. But really, Macs aren't that bad. the only real problem is that they don't release their source code enough, so there aren't as many programs out there for macs as there are for Windows machines. or we could go in an entirely different direction and use Linux. does anybody on here use Linux? I don't, but I'm just curious. Maybe that will be the next computer after this flat screen. back to the terminal.

andrew_berge · **Posted:** Sat Mar 27, 2010 3:40 am

WikiThnika wrote:

Why do people hate macs? the only thing unlikable about macs in my eyes is that their commercials on their website are geared to make Apple seem like its some magical entity. But really, Macs aren't that bad. the only real problem is that they don't release their source code enough, so there aren't as many programs out there for macs as there are for Windows machines. or we could go in an entirely different direction and use Linux. does anybody on here use Linux? I don't, but I'm just curious. Maybe that will be the next computer after this flat screen. back to the terminal.

It's not macs specifically, it's the company and it's products as a whole (for me anyway). There's a few reasons i don't like Apple, but i don't have time to write them here right now.
As for Linux, i have Ubuntu installed on this computer, but rarely use it. I've had some difficulty with stability, but the main reason i haven't made the switch is, of course, incompatible software.

SBEmail Checker · **Posted:** Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:32 pm

Power Crunch wrote:

The Compe is pretty cool I must admit. But I'm still scratching my head over why they put the Terminal D6 computer in that Sbemilairized toon. Seriously, what was the reason behind that? lol.

To mess with us. My guess is that the unseen Terminal era took place between Cliffhangers and Retirement. Since its technology level is between the Compy and the Lappy.''

Fun fact: D is the roman numeral for 500, so Terminal D6 is actually a Terminal 506. If it was D86, then TBC could've been consistant and made it the new computer.

Mr.Diskette · **Posted:** Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:54 am

SBEmail Checker wrote:

Since its technology level is between the Compy and the Lappy.''

Actually, I'd say the terminal technology would be more likely between the Tandy and Compy. Or even before the Tandy really.

masterpokemon12 · **Posted:** Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:12 am

noclip wrote:

If its lifetime is to be of the same length as the Compy's, the Lappy is due to be replaced sometime around email 201. Even though that's still quite far off, it might be fun to post predictions of what SB's next computer will be.

My idea: Penty 95, with a primitive GUI.

Here my Idea its called CheatBag 2010

CheatyBag 10(For the Cheat)
Conatins
Simple On Button
with CheatyBag Startup Screen

Quote:

CheatyBag 10
Loading

CheatVideo Card(With CheatScreenFixer 2.0 Software)
One Internet Browser called Cheatxolper 2.0
Flash Maker called Powered by The Cheat!
and Cheatermail Too!

That'sBupkis · **Posted:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:05 pm

noclip wrote:

If its lifetime is to be of the same length as the Compy's, the Lappy is due to be replaced sometime around email 201. Even though that's still quite far off, it might be fun to post predictions of what SB's next computer will be.

My idea: Penty 95, with a primitive GUI.

Wow. That may have been the biggest coincidence ever!

TwiceStyle · **Posted:** Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:06 pm

I'd say he gets something like this mac:

but then breaks it when he closes it after the first e-mail he checks on it.
Then we'd go back to old. How 'bout...... one of these babies:

oh yeah. I can already see Sb's face.

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