I've sent a few e-mails in my time...doubtful he'll answer any...here's a few...
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Deer Strong Bad,
I've tried e-mailing you a bunches o' times, but you never respond to my e-mails! What do I have to do to get you to answer my e-mail? Could you give me some kind of guide on how to provide quality e-mails that are worthy of your time?
Wishing the best donkey,
Fat Cat Johnson
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Deer Strongbad,
I have observed that when you input characters into your computing machine, the number of CLICKS of the keys is inconsistent with the number of characters that appears on your monitor. For example, when you input "strongbad_email.exe", 16 characters are present in the phrase, however only 11 CLICKS can be heard. Please explain this idiosyncratic discrepancy.
Your Verbally Challenged...Person,
Fat Cat Johnson
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Deer Strong Bad,
Did you ever notice that there are two Homestar's? There's the real one, but then there's another that looks like a puppet! I think one is enough...therefore, they should fight to the death. Please arrange this. I will pay moneys to see this.
Really,
Fat Cat Johnson
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Deer Strongy Bad,
Why don't you like Nebulon's style? What's his style like?
Sinc erely,
Fat Cat Johnson
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Yo,
I'ma touch your plasma screen and make it squeal. You'lll have no choice but to surrender your cheez-snips to my me. Beware or I will 380 all up ins. Strong SAd will have his day...in court? You are in no fear of the Cheats evil scheme. You are in no fear of your base. Do not..Don't do not eat..the my cheez-sniips. Easy come, easy go...away.
......therapy,
Fat Cat Johnson
P.S.
You know exactly what I mean.
This one was actually one half of a rather lame attempt at getting TBC's attention...I also sent a companion e-mail to Strong Sad's e-mail address which read
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Yo,
He got the message. You think I screwed with his head enough? I dunno. Maybe I could go crazy on him a bit more. Really mess him up!! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! "Strong SAd will have his day...in court?" GENIUS!! Oh, man, I think this evil scheme of yours is gonna work!!
Down with the Strong Bad!,
Fat Cat Johnson
P.S.
"You know exactly what I mean." HAHAHA...he'll be trying to figure that out for days!!!
I doubt they even check Strong Sad's e-mail anymore...I also doubt I'm the only one to try e-mailing the others.
Anyway, I doubt he'll answer these, but why not post them. Although, if you ever see anything from FatCat Johnson, you now know that's me. Also, I don't know how many people know this, but TBC did state somewhere (I think in one of their interviews) that if an e-mail is longer than a couple of sentences, they automatically throw it out. I suppose it's a miracle that Long Pants got through...there should be a guide to e-mailing Strong Bad...