Sbemailiarize Some Toons!

Bad Bad Guy · **Joined:** Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:31 am **Posts:** 836

Baddest of the Bands

:sb:

(to the tune of Queen's "We Will Rock You") We will check your email! ...Or something!

Code:

Dear Strong Bad,

I love your songs.  I have trouble getting "Everybody to the Limit" out of my head.  Do you think you would make a good rock star?  

Josh
El Paso, TX

I'm sure I would someday, Paso, but for now I'll have to settle with my new Limozeen game. Check it out!

(episode plays as normal)

Intro courtesy of CaptainPastHisPrime. I removed a "we will" to keep the syllable count appropriate.

TurboJ · **Posted:** Fri May 22, 2009 5:21 pm

I'll have a go at the latest:
======================
Lappy: Hi, I'm a lappy.
Strong Bad: And I'm an SB. And this is an e-mail.
(brings up e-mail)

Quote:

Dear Strong Bad
Have you ever considered changing your name?
Sincerly
Kyle

Strong Bad: Well Kyle, as a matter of fact I have thought about changing my name. I'd get one of those really awesome nicknames that you can say real quick. I'd be known as The Ledge. Awesome huh? In fact, I'm-a go try that out. (gets up and leaves)

*Toon Plays*

Strong Bad: Okay, so maybe The Ledge needs a little work. Cow lamp and Tape leg? Where does Homestar get these things from? That reminds me, I ought to make Tapeleg 3. Later.

(Gets up and leaves. The Paper comes down.)

CaptainPastHisPrime · **Posted:** Sat May 23, 2009 6:52 pm

Senorial Day:

STRONG BAD: (singing to the "ACTION FIGURE" jingle) Email-mail, email, email-m-m-m-mail!

Code:

Dear Strong Bad,
Have you ever helped out with anything on Memorial Day?
Sincerely yours,
Matty, Orlando, FL

(Strong Bad reads "Matty, Orlando, FL" as "Matty-Batty from Our Lady o' Fire and Lightning")

STRONG BAD: No, Matty-Batty, I nor anyone else has ever helped out with anything on Memorial Day. We have, however, helped out for Senorial Day! It's something that both cool guy Senor Cardgage and flipper-armed Bubs have taken excessive advantage of to get money out. And I have helped out with Senor, while Homestar helped out with Bubs! In fact, I think they're about to show the different commercials on them right now!

(Strong Bad makes the Chairscoot noise as he hurries to the basement. There, he turns on the TV and the Senorial Day toon plays on the TV, with Strong Bad alternating back and forth with the remote control to show off the back-and-forth movement in the real toon. Then when the toon ends...)

STRONG BAD: Man! I've said it before and I'll say it again. Senor Cardgage is so cool a guy!

(He returns to the Lappy and continues typing on the mysteriously-cleared screen)

STRONG BAD: So there you have it; Senor Cardgage and I have done a great commercial for Senorial Day! Certainly better than Bubs and Homestar's pathetic attempt to advertise Senorial Day. Except... Senor never did hit me on the slant like he promised. And he stole my football. Maybe he's not so cool after all.

(The Paper comes down. The Strong Sad Easter egg is relocated here)

Kerrek · **Joined:** Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:42 pm **Posts:** 20

Teen Girl Squad 15

:sb:

Email is the worst, Email is the best, Email is the think that you gotta check for nests.

Code:

Wassup Strong Bad?
I was just wondering when the new Teen Girl Squad is coming out. It seems like it's been forever! Come on man! Make a new one!
Your pal, Cameron, PA.

(reads "your pal(not even close))
:sb:

Whaddya mean a new teen girl squad! They need to be reincarnated by the Egyptian gods one more time! And reincarnating the souls of teen girl's isn't the easiest thing in the world, Camaroon. But I guess it has been awhile. I'll go ask Anubis if he can speed it up a bit.

-toon-
:sb:

There, Camarenia. The new teen girl squad. Now it'll be another 3 years 'till a new one, 'cause you made the process sped up! Either that, or Strong Sad will have to buy more paper soon. Now, I gotta go and see how Graw Mad is doing with his "Up to Scale" Clay Dinosaur.
*walks out, new paper comes down.

Mr_Eyeball · **Joined:** Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:39 am **Posts:** 36

Best Caper Ever.
:sb:

"Strong Bad is a wrestleman, he's the email-checkingest guy in the--OH!! Was that out loud? Brrrrrr!"

"Dear Strong Bad,
What was the bwst thing you ever done with the Cheat? I've seen lots of flunked catastrophes from you and the Cheat failing to produce a decent caper. I want to laugh! Show me something awesome, or I'll kick your tight-panted bottom all over the room!

Crappity-crappily-crappificatedly yours,
T3h_u83r_hAxXorZ"

:sb:

would, at the crapline, just say, "No. Nuh-uh. NOT yours." And, attempting to pronounce the name, "T three h, you eight three--Oh, man! Your email was so gramatically correct until then! And besides that bwOOst! Like, seriously. I don't think the Cheat and I would do any "bwOOst" thing. But, seriously. The Cheat and I have had plenty of great capers. Like the mustard/melonade incident. And that one time the Cheat peed in Homestar's melonade and he ended up stranded on an ice flow."
*Cut to toon*
:sb:

"Yeah, we had no clue how that happened. Maybe the Cheat was dehydrated that day, or something. But, yeah. That was our best caper ever."
:hr:

bursts in, saying--OOPS! Maybe I went just a little too far with all this script. Sorry 'bout my painfully long post. :blush:

Zzz · **Joined:** Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:01 pm **Posts:** 54

Two Part Episode: Part 1

Quote:

(we see Strong Bad in his basement, typing in "strongbad_email.exe" on his Lappy)

Strong Bad: This better be short. I got something in a minute. (the email is brought up)

"Dear Stobgdfbh Bad (Pronounced: Some-stupid-linquistics-crap-Bad)

Has that flashlight guy EVer been on Cheat Commandos?

-zxcvbgjjm 12 (Pronounced: Even-MORE_linquistics-crap number 12; Now with less sense!)"

Strong Bad: I just hope you meant "Flashfight" man, or I/he/the guys who write this show* will hurt you, because he does NOT. WANT TO BE. INSULTED. (although I mispronounce his name occasionaly, too) Well to naswer that question-

(cut to a frontal view of the couch, where Homestar is sitting next to him)

Strong Bad: -let's watch part one of the first ever two part Cheat Commandos episode! (CCDos theme plays after this is said)

Homestar: (to the tune of the theme's last line) Which is starting right nooooooooow!

(cut to the tv)

Announcer: Now, the first part of the Cheat Commandos two parter. Starting (quickly) right now.

{toon with "T" easter egg enabled}

Strong Bad: (to audience) So, there you go floaks! How Flashfight made his first appearance and how the Cheat Commandos will never open a succesful resturant. See ya next time!

(The New Paper comes down)

Homestar: (5 seconds after The New Paper came down) I think they'll open a Blubbo's next. You think so; I think so.

*Depending on the viewing, like in Marzipan's character video and Sbemail: fan club

Homestone Wrecker · **Posted:** Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:47 am

Puppet Jam

Dear Strong Bad,

Have you ever sung with any famous people other than yourself,

From Not The Poopsmith,

:sb:

Nope, I haven't sung with any celebs Not Poopsmith. Homestar has however did some jam sessions with in my opinion, the #8 band I know, "They Might be Giants". Let's look at his work. (Cut to all Puppet Jams played consecutively)
:sb:

Tropical Lazor Beams? What the crap type of song is that? And they do not want to take out the President's Daughter's Brain! That session with "Homeslice" is why they are not #7. Bye.

PREEEOW!

CaptainPastHisPrime · **Posted:** Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:38 pm

Cool Things:

STRONG BAD: (singing) Oh, yeah, yeah, and I really don't like her at all.

Code:

Hey Strong Bad,
Have you ever joined a band?
Yours truly,
Sam, CA

(He reads the closing as "Yours truly, Samca".)

STRONG BAD: No, Samca, I have never joined a band. But my posse has. They're in this band led by Marzipan, which she calls Cool Tapes. It all happened a few days ago when I was looking for someone to trap in my foolproof death hole.

(Insert the toon here.)

STRONG BAD: So that's how Cool Tapes got started, Samca. And I don't want any part of it at all. Now if you'll excuse me. I gotta go check to see if we caught anything in the death hole.

(SB gets up and leaves; The Paper comes down. The two Easter egg at toon's end are relocated here)

Homestone Wrecker · **Posted:** Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:31 pm

Sweet Cuppin Cakes Teen Girl Squad

:sb:

(singing to the tune of Stinkoman Level 1) I will check my, I will check my, I will check my, I will check my, I will check my e-mail now.

Dear Bad Strong

Do you think crossovers are weird?

From Someone not as awesome as you

I don't think Crossovers are weird Honest Guy, but there was this one I attempted to make... Roll the comic The Cheat! (Shows Crossover)

I didn't know what I was thinking that day, not only with the crossover, but asking Greyscale to draw a wheelchair. Maybe I drank a cold one too many...

PREEOW!

Anonymous User · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:05 am

20X6 VS 1936

:sb:

: sent emails... are sent.

Quote:

Dear Stonk Bad,
has you ever seen teh past in 20X6?
greatly yours,
X0fan

(reads "teh" as written, & X0fan as exty-fan)

:sb:

: now THAT doesn't even make sense exty, i've gotten at least 2 or 9 emails about universe fusion, i bet stinkoman even fought someone from teh past!

-scene from toon-

:sb:

: so now you know that stinkoman can't take a grayscale pea in the eye, see you next time!

Zzz · **Joined:** Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:01 pm **Posts:** 54

hremail3184

Quote:

(we see Strong Bad on his {insert new computer's name here})

Strong Bad: (singsongy) Check time again! (while typing in "strongbad_email.exe") ...don't know where I'm going with this! (the email is brought up)

"Dear Strong Bad,

Please do regular emails again! I can't stand waiting anymore! (And I think you can't stop using exclamation points! Exclamation point!)

-A Concerned Nerd (How concerned? "Internet down" or "Can't get a date"?)

Strong Bad: ...um, where the crap have you been? I AM doing them again! (sighs) I remember it like it was Tuesday... which it was...

(wavey effect)

{toon}

(wavey effect)

Strong Bad: So, yeah, I'm back in the saddle. (sniff) Miss The Lappy though. ...but not alot. Bye! (gets up and leaves)

({Insert name of third Paper here} comes down)

Bad Bad Guy · **Joined:** Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:31 am **Posts:** 836

Did you know you just Sbemailiarized a Sbemail? Should that be considered illegal? I think it should be.

DELETED! · **Posted:** Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:36 am

Everybody To The Limit:

:sb:

No I don't have a Email Song this week

Quote:

Dear Strong bad,
I think fhqwhgads,are awesome,Please write a song about them!
With Crap,You Mom

MOM! Stop sending me emails! I did make one Mom! The Cheat just finished with the video for it! Let's take a look!

*Insert Toon Here*

:sb:

I don't really think it deserved a pizza. Maybe A glow in the dark pizza though!

PREEOW!

Zzz · **Joined:** Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:01 pm **Posts:** 54

Loading Screens

Quote:

(we see Strong Bad on his {insert name of new computer here})

Strong Bad: (to the tune of the Trogdor theme) Digga DA digga DA (types in "stongbad_email.exe") digga e-e-e-e-mail! (the email is brought up)

"dear strong bad, (this is read quietly, then followed by a "why are we whispering?")

I hat the loading screens yous guys have. You agree? (Responce: ...I can only assume you ment "I hate the loading screens you guys have." ..."You agree?" doesn't bother me as much.)

-Qwerty"

Strong Bad: Okay, Q-Bert! I for one LIKE the loading screens! In fact, let me show you this (holds up a floppy disk) song me, Homestar (types in "Moron") and Coach Z (types in "Moron #2") just made, and mmaybe THEN you'll change your thoughts.

(static cut)

{toon}

(static cut)

Strong Bad: (humming the tune) ...catchy. Anyways, Qwertyman, I hope THAT changed your opinions on the loading screens man. Well... I got a thing to do at the place, so adios! (gets up and leaves)

({Insert third Paper's name here} comes down)

CaptainPastHisPrime · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:56 am

Biz Cas Fri series:

STRONG BAD: (singing to that "montage" song) You're a girl... Or maybe an email... That I will check now...

Code:

Hey Strong Bad,
Just how dangerous is the office dullard, anyway?
Your fan,
Michelob

STRONG BAD: (typing) You mean you don't know that the office dullard is a threat to office workers everywhere? Man, where have you guys been?!? Let me recount for you how evil an enemy the dullard really is!

(The three Biz Cas Fri shorts play back to back, one after the other.)

STRONG BAD: And there you have it, the very reason office dullards are dangerous. They're a threat to workers, computers, spreadsheets and buddy lists everywhere.

(The Paper comes down.)

Sorry it's so bad...

Homestone Wrecker · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:09 pm

Disclaimer: This is a sbemailiarization of a Fan-made Music Video, not a toon by TBC.
Thriller Music Video by Youtube user TurboJUK

:sb:

(To the Tune of "Smooth Criminal"):This E-mail is checked by the Strooooong Wrestleman.

Quote:

Dear Strong Bad the Smooth Criminal

I heard that Michael Jackson died! Can you do a memorial E-mail for him?

Jack

Whoa. MJ died. Sorry MJ and J, but I don't do memorials, but there was this one video I found on the internet. (Types:run yYr5_DOeg38.exe) I'm warning all y'all. This video has zombies, blood and death. If you can't handle that, turn back in the next 3 seconds. 3. 2. 1. (Movie Starts)

(After movie) That was talent. He included Cardgage, Mr. Bland, Homestar's College-Graduate Brother, and some black and white guy with a stache. Rest in peace Michael. Now, I gotta send this tale in motion. (Types: run Test.exe) (Types: The Zombie Uprising by: Strong Bad) (Evil Laugh) (Whatever Paper Comes down)

TurboJ · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:28 pm

Woah, SBemailiarizing my video? You earned yourself a full Thnikka for that.

And now, The System is Down.
============
SB: Keep your heads back and hold on tight, get those emails ready!

Quote:

Dear Strongbad

I lost my internet connection a while back. Has this happened to you before?

Sincerly
Sammy, CO

Well Sammy Co, to tell you the truth I've never had any real internet problems. All the problems come from my computers. Although there was this one time when Homestar really got on my nerves, and I caused some internet problems for him.

{cut to Bub's Datum Centre. Strong Bad is standing next to the computers with a box of swiss cake rolls]

SB: [muttering] Teach you to kick my butt at Mario Kart...

[he shoves several swiss cake rolls into the disc drive. The entire cartoon Blue-screens.]

SB: Uh-oh... [voiceover] so, while I messed that up, it did have the desired effect elsewhere.

[Toon Plays]
[Cut back to Strong Bad in front of his computer]

SB: So far I've avoided any sort of revenge plots as a result of that. Or maybe they forgot. Hmm. Oh well, I'm in the mood for more swiss cake rolls. [leaves. The Paper comes down]

Zzz · **Joined:** Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:01 pm **Posts:** 54

I have two this time.

Somber Vacation

Quote:

(we see Strong Bad on the Lappy)

Strong Bad: This time, let's do this like #75. (hops up onto the keyboard and, the way he did in "funny"... minus the ketchup, types in "strongbad_email.exe") There we go. Jump. (jumps back into his seat and brings up the email)

"Dear Strong Bad,

Quick! Come to the basement! I found a dead body!

-Strong Sad (read as Dumpus)

Strong Bad: Well I'm so- Wait, dead body?!?!?! I'm there! (runs out of the room)

{toon}

(we cut back to the computer room, as we see Strong Bad back in his seat)

Strong Bad: I tell's ya, that moon burn was the only saving grace of that mess. Anyways, I have to nail shut that barrel before Dumpy's (shudder) "Dampening" is over. ...(runs off screen)

(New Paper comes down)

KOT's VOQPCS!

Quote:

(we see Strong Bad on his Lappy)

Strong Bad: Strong Bad Email. (types in "strongbad_email.exe" while saying this next line) It's been proven that watching is actually GOOD for your health! (the email is brought up)

"Dear Strong Bad,

Can't you just cut me a break? (Hey, KOT.) I want to be cool too.

-Not-The King Of Town (Oviously you... moron)

Strong Bad: Please. I mean, WHY should I? I'm cool, and you're not! It's that simple!!! I mean, what are you going to do; hijack my video feed and show your show?!?! (as soon as he say this, the image gets staticy) I mean, that's- (notices the static) Hey, what the- You better NOT be- (is cut of as the toon replaces the email)

{toon}

(during the last scene, the image get's staticy as we static cut to a "Nothing is wrong." card)

(it falls a bit, showing Strong Bad chasing the King of Town)

Strong Bad: Come here you!

KOT: Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!

(the card is fixed, now showing the "Email Strong Bad" line at the bottom)

Mariofan1000 · **Joined:** Sun Nov 30, 2008 5:10 pm **Posts:** 175

April Fools 09

Strong Bad: Um... I didn't really think about this one... Emails are good.

(Types strongbad_email.exe)

"Dear Strong Bad,

I would like you to show more sbemailiarized toons.

Crapfully,

Your #1 fan

(Strong Bad skips 'crapfully' and says #1 as number billion)

Strong Bad: Okay... this is gonna make your head explode.

(toon plays)

(Cut back to the computer. Strong Bad is missing. Homestar is heard in the background)

Homestar: OW! Ow. Ow. Ow. OW! Ow. Ow. OUCH.

(Strong Bad comes back)

Strong Bad: Oh. Sorry 'bout that. Marzipan started beating Homestar up for some reason. I don't know why, it's just fun to watch. Okay, the paper, rock and roll!

(The paper comes down, covered in sellotape)

Bad Bad Guy · **Joined:** Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:31 am **Posts:** 836

Did you know you just sbemailiarized a sbemailiarized toon?

Charlie Jr. · **Posted:** Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:06 pm

The idea is to turn an 'unsbemailarized cratoon' into a Strong Bad Email. Here's my shot at Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag...

Quote:

STRONG BAD: {typing strongbad_email.exe} Without Strong Bad Emails, the world would be in a pickle. A really, really big pickle. {presses enter}

Hi there, Strong Bad,
Was there a time when you were too lazy to get yourself something good and refreshing?
Charlie #2957431

STRONG BAD: {typing} Well, to be honest, yes. I was too lay-zay to get myself sumtin 'goodanrefreshin.' {clears screen} But Strong Mad and The Cheat felt the same way as I did. It all started a few hours ago when we all got bored from watching a monotonous, 15-minute-long music video about watching a TV show...

{insert toon}

{Cut back to the Compy}

STRONG BAD: {typing} As you may have guessed, The Cheat got Bubs involved with his cunning plan to get some sucker to retrieve the drinks. Interestingly enough, Homestar thought he was a cool guy and would get a drink as well.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {offscreen} Uh, Strong Bad, {zoom out to show Strong Bad and Homestar, who still has the paper bag over his head} I'm not really thirsty right now, but I was wondering, do you think I'm cool?

STRONG BAD: Well, if you could run at 15 miles per hour and not get hit, I'll consider it.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay!

{Homestar runs off to the left side. A loud thump is heard offscreen}

STRONG BAD: Yup, still the dimmest bulb in the bunch.

{The Paper comes down}

Zzz · **Joined:** Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:01 pm **Posts:** 54

Okay, I'm going to be using Strong Bad's statement of "Why, you could sbemailiarize just about anything!" here with TWO pieces of fan-fiction I found. Also, this takes place a little bit after "fan club"

The Switch/The Westermarck Defect

Quote:

(we see Strong Bad on his Lappy)

Strong Bad: Sbemails... (types in "strongbad_email.exe" while saying this next bit) IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE! (quickly, quietly) Not really. (the email is brought up)

"Dear Strong Blad, (read as "Strong Blad?!?!?! ...eh.)

I just saw your newest email, and I have to ask: Why hat fan-fiction? (read as: Why mispelled hate fan-fiction? Also... Why mispell "hate"?)

-Buddy (read as: Not my buddy. ...you'll Paul from now on, Not-Buddy)"

Strong Bad: Hmm... good question. I think that it can be abused too much to create weirdly disturbing crap. Here!

("The Switch" is shown as a cartoon. You can read it here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4554163/1/The_Switch)

Strong Bad: Oops! Sorry, that's not what I ment. ...because to an extent... that was good. HERE'S what I ment!

("The Westermarck" is also shown as a cartoon. You can read this too here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3954774/1/The_Westermarck_Defect)

Strong Bad: ...seriously. ME shacking up with STRONG SAD?!?! ("STRONG SAD" being typed as "BLOB-TIMIST PRIME") That's... so... WRONG on so many levels! ...now I'm cheesed off. ...I need to kick a yellow, anvil-shaped something.

The Cheat: (frightened Cheat noises)

Strong Bad: Oh, no you don't! (runs off screen)

(The New Paper comes down)

Homestone Wrecker · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:15 pm

That Hambroiger from Sbemailerized!

:sb:

:I will check my e-mail now, but I don't know why. It's like a curse.

Quote:

Dear Strong Bad,

You will teleport onto a giant hambroiger in 150 seconds. Muahaha. Also, could you hook me up with Strong Sad? If you do, I will lift this curse.

Tina the Witch.

Pfft. Get real Tina. You may be taking advantage of the fact I don't why I'm checking my e-mail, but if you are a real witch, why don't you cast a love spell on Strong Sad? This is why I believe you are a fake, and will delete your E-mail. AlakaDELETED!! (Deleted Screen) (Another E-mail Pops up)

Quote:

YOU DARE DEFY ME AND MY POWERS!?!?! That's it, you will teleport there in 20 seconds.

Tina the Witch.

P.S. Love Spells are very hard to preform

Aw, crap. (Less than 20 seconds later...)

(Cut to a live action video of a hamburger)

(After a couple seconds, a Strong Bad figurine falls onto the burger with a splat)

(The Paper comes down)

Strong Vader · **Posted:** Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:04 am

Strong Bad: Well, let us see what OTSBTelegram we have this week, the Sneak! (Hey, that rhymes!)

DEAR SIR STRONG BAD STOP
WHAT IS THE STRANGEST EXPERIENCE YOU HAVE EVER BEEN THROUGH?
YOUR PARAMOUR,
THE DUCHESS OF THE TOWNSHIP OF STRONG BADIA

Well, there was this time that the news pap-er advertised a twenty-five and two pennies for the capture and incarceration of an apparition that was terrorizing the county STOP Gaze upon the new wonder of our new talking pictures theater STOP

{That a Ghost plays, and Old Timey Strong Bad is in skeleton form and gold pants}

Yes, we had a grand old time in that old graveyard STOP We've been living in the lap of Saccharine Dame Opulence herself after claiming our twenty-seven cent prize STOP And it is not at all difficult to type on the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sporting gloves whilst appearing as a frightening skeleton STOP

Sincerely yours STOP
Sir Strong Bad STOP

{A typewriter sound effect is heard, and the Old-Timey Paper comes down, with the message: "Contact Sir Strong Bad at your local Eastern Union office STOP"}

Easter Eggs:
Click on Sir Strong Bad's head to access a scene between Mr. Shmallow and the Scary Ghost
The Scary Ghost: {Wind sound effects}
Mr. Shmallow: LOOK LIVELY!
{The Scary Ghost's cloak comes off and he becomes a skeleton.}

Bad Bad Guy · **Joined:** Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:31 am **Posts:** 836

What toon is that based off of?

Strong Vader · **Posted:** Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:59 pm

That a Ghost

I created a twist; it's an Old-Timey Strong Bad Telegram, hence "OTSBTelegram", OTSBTelegramizing a toon. I'll admit that the name needs some work, though.

movie magic man · **Posted:** Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:26 am

Tis another old timey one.

"Parsnips a Plenty"

Quote:

Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP
I honestly believe that you need to foil one of the homestarrunner's plans STOP
Yours
An Actor

SB: You know what actor that's a good idea STOP

Toon Plays

SB: Well, That went terrible STOP An Actor remind me to never take your advice again STOP I'll give you what for STOP

Old-Timey Paper comes down, with the message: "Contact Sir Strong Bad at your local Eastern Union office STOP"

Lucsar · **Joined:** Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:01 pm **Posts:** 170

Meet Marshie

Quote:

STRONG BAD: I will sing a song! No wait... i think better don't sing a song

Dear Strong Bad
Cut to a Better Fluffy Puff Commercial!
from Weak Good.

STRONG BAD: Yes Weak Good i will...Wait a minute Weak Good he is my evil twin?

{Insert Toon Here}

STRONG BAD: See Weak Good everybody hate that freakin' marshmallow.
err... Maybe he is a robot
The paper comes down

Easter Eggs

At the end, click on the word robot:
{Cut to Homestar Runner watching the commercial on TV}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I hate that freakin' robot.

At the end, click on the word marshmallow:
{Cut to the yellow screen from earlier, with the Fluffy Puff Marshmallows logo, a bag of marshmallows, and a jar of mayo.}
VOICEOVER: Fluffy Puff Marshmallows and Marshmallow Mayonnaise. Each sold separately. Comes with everything you see here. Batteries not included. Kids, don't eat nails. {pause} Is that it? Am I done? Can I go? Anybod—Anybody want to get something to eat?

and his Old-Timey verson (Mr. Shmallow)

Quote:

Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP
The Homestar Runner have a favorite food STOP
Yours
Sir Weak Good

STRONG BAD: Yes nega-me i will cut to it STOP

{Insert Toon Here}

STRONG BAD: {laughing} Looks Lively! He is a abomination and he thinks he is a the period's fashion and science fiction guy!!

{Cut back to a closeup of the Fluffy Puffs Air-Puffed Sugar Delights box with the words "The End" on the screen.}

Easter Egg
At the end, click on "Air-Puffed Sugar Delights" to see a short scene featuring Sickly Sam.
{Cut to Sickly Sam standing next to a bag of Delicious "Bag".}
SICKLY SAM: This empty bag of Delicious "Bag" would make a fine sock for the colder of my two feet.
{Sickly Sam shakes his left foot, then begins reaching for the bag. The Sneak runs up and rips the bag to shreds, then runs away}
SICKLY SAM: Well, folks, you know what that means. {disappears in a puff of smoke}

movie magic man · **Posted:** Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:13 am

20X6 vs 1936

Future Emails W/ Stinkoman!!!!
SM is checking his emails on the Zappy

Quote:

Dear Stinkoman,
What was the wierdest challange you ever had!?!?!?!?!
Your pal
Calebson

Stink: Ahhh, my gosh! This one time, I had to fight someone from the past!

'Toon Plays'

Stink: That was like, the only challenge I have ever lost!!!!!!!!!! Well, see you people next time!

Homestone Wrecker · **Posted:** Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:43 am

Marzipan's Answering Machine 1.0

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: (Types the usual stuff 3 times) Let's see if I can check 3 E-mails, and somehow relate them.

(3 Emails Pop-up)

Quote:

Dear Strong Bad,
You are a prankster. How come I haven't seen any Prank Calls?
Ima Doofus

(Reads name as "Yes, you are")

Quote:

Dear Potential Brother-in-law
What kind of music does Strong Sad listen to?
Strong Sad's Future Girlfriend

(Reads name as "Nonexistent person")

Quote:

Dear Strong Bad,
Do you bake? Girls like guys who bake.
Hungry in Hungary

Well, I think I can answer these E-mails all at once, through the magic of Marzipan's Answering Machine. Behold, what calls The Only Girl gets.
(All Messages Play)
Oh, Homestar and his plans. And Coach Z's coaching skills. If I checked 2 more E-mails, I bet they would be relevant to those, but no. That is enough for now Tandy. Bye.

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