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The only E-mail I've sent to Strong Bad to date asked how The Cheat did the voices for his cartoons. It wasn't replied to, but at least the Brothers Chaps went into it a little in the commentary on the DVD. How The Cheat can do voices for his cartoons and yet not speak normally should be considered up there with SB typing with boxing gloves and Homestar moving stuff with no arms as one of the most unexplainable things in the H*R universe, I guess.

I wrote e-mails for a "behind the e-mail" such as it's history, not how it is made.
I also asked if he had a web cam, because we are able to see him answer his e-mails.

the meanest genius wrote:

I wrote e-mails for a "behind the e-mail" such as it's history, not how it is made.
I also asked if he had a web cam, because we are able to see him answer his e-mails.

By your avatar, you're a Simpsons fan. Why do you want this, when it had a horrible, horrible, horrible episode on the Simpsons?

Lunar Jesty wrote:

the meanest genius wrote:

I wrote e-mails for a "behind the e-mail" such as it's history, not how it is made.
I also asked if he had a web cam, because we are able to see him answer his e-mails.

By your avatar, you're a Simpsons fan. Why do you want this, when it had a horrible, horrible, horrible episode on the Simpsons?

What is the horrible episode of The Simpsons that you're talking about?

Dear Strong Bad:
What is your favourite time of day?

—Fred Bloggs

Dear SB,

Do you like ninjas? I think you would make a good ninja. Ninjas are totally awesome, not unlike yourself.

Rock on,
John K from CT

PROGRAM CONGRATULATION(TM)(R)(C)

Congratulation! We don't want to waist our time or yours so we'll get ride to the point.

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Program Congratulation(TM)(R)(C) is a highly specified, mostly legal program designed to
help you gain stardom at the level you've been waiting for! Level 1!! Come off it!!

We at THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. know what you need and we're not leaving until you pay us
to give it to you! This is great! We can't believe it! Oh dear God, what has gone wrong!

Program Congratulation(TM)(R)(C) starts with you emailing this message to 100 of them.
Give us $1. We will alert you by email or firewire that your Program Congratulation(TM)(R)(C)
has begunderway. Give us a $1000. We will insure financial stardom and congratulation for
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be equalled only by the fabulous Congratulation(TM)(R)(C) you receive once you've completed
our Pogrom. Don't believe it yet. Hear from some of the best:

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my children away from me! "

Litigation Johnson raves:
"THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. has done it again! Honestly, they have broken (0) laws."

Zebulon Pike quoth:
"Stop calling my house! No foolin'!"

Convinced? Same here. That's why THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. has come up with Program
Congratulation(TM)(R)(C) Advanced Series II for the more discerning stardom seeker.

Let THORAX CORPORATION, LLC,,. go to work for you!! We'll find someone of relatively equal
height and build to dress up in your clothes and impersonate you at work! You stay home
and watch the second income stream pour in through a small opening we'll drill in your
wife's bathroom wall. Don't delay! But don't DELABOR. Due to Fedeal Income Tacks Laws
regarding manned missions to Mars, several DELABORS have been excluded from inclusion
of/herein/and heretherto unknown lawsuits regarding any one of the following:

1) Illegal naked representation of other parties on Internet
2) Home intrusion and placing of recording devices in the bathrooms of clients' wives
3) Murder One
4) Lego Mania
5) Laundering of Federal DELABORS

Pick your favorite and click to start!! Enter the world of THORAX CORPORATION, LLC,,.
and see what Circus Income Dreams dot com can do for YOU!!

-Gent Delabor
CEO THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,.

I sent an email of thoraxcorp today!!!!!!

Quote:

some words

Yo Strong Bad,

What is all this RPG stuff aboult? Lots of dudes sitting around a table and talking like nuts. Do you play RPG games too?

Yours,
Byano, Brazil

Dear Strong Bad

How may times is awesome?

Your fan,
Useless Dishwasher

Dear Strong Bad

I recently found out I'm your long lost brother. I have bought some bus tickets to Strongbadia so I may visit you.

Sincerely,
Strong Glad

Dear Strong Bad,

How did The Cheat Get his gold tooth?

Gus, WA

Author:	Joshua [ Tue May 24, 2005 2:32 am ]
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shindig n : a large and noisy party of people [syn: shindy]

Author:	the meanest genius [ Fri May 27, 2005 2:49 am ]
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I wrote e-mails for a "behind the e-mail" such as it's history, not how it is made. I also asked if he had a web cam, because we are able to see him answer his e-mails. All of my e-mails are signed either John, John Griffin, or J-Griff.

Author:	Encountering Gremlins [ Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:32 am ]
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The only E-mail I've sent to Strong Bad to date asked how The Cheat did the voices for his cartoons. It wasn't replied to, but at least the Brothers Chaps went into it a little in the commentary on the DVD. How The Cheat can do voices for his cartoons and yet not speak normally should be considered up there with SB typing with boxing gloves and Homestar moving stuff with no arms as one of the most unexplainable things in the H*R universe, I guess.

Author:	Rob [ Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:40 am ]
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Encountering Gremlins wrote: The only E-mail I've sent to Strong Bad to date asked how The Cheat did the voices for his cartoons. It wasn't replied to, but at least the Brothers Chaps went into it a little in the commentary on the DVD. How The Cheat can do voices for his cartoons and yet not speak normally should be considered up there with SB typing with boxing gloves and Homestar moving stuff with no arms as one of the most unexplainable things in the H*R universe, I guess. I always assumed he used Text-to-Speech. The voices sure seem to sound like TTS voices.

Author:	Lunar Jesty [ Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:44 am ]
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the meanest genius wrote: I wrote e-mails for a "behind the e-mail" such as it's history, not how it is made. I also asked if he had a web cam, because we are able to see him answer his e-mails. By your avatar, you're a Simpsons fan. Why do you want this, when it had a horrible, horrible, horrible episode on the Simpsons?

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Author:	Rob [ Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:50 am ]
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Lunar Jesty wrote: the meanest genius wrote: I wrote e-mails for a "behind the e-mail" such as it's history, not how it is made. I also asked if he had a web cam, because we are able to see him answer his e-mails. By your avatar, you're a Simpsons fan. Why do you want this, when it had a horrible, horrible, horrible episode on the Simpsons? What is the horrible episode of The Simpsons that you're talking about?

Author:	Lunar Jesty [ Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:57 am ]
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Rainer wrote: Lunar Jesty wrote: the meanest genius wrote: I wrote e-mails for a "behind the e-mail" such as it's history, not how it is made. I also asked if he had a web cam, because we are able to see him answer his e-mails. By your avatar, you're a Simpsons fan. Why do you want this, when it had a horrible, horrible, horrible episode on the Simpsons? What is the horrible episode of The Simpsons that you're talking about? It's "Behind the Laughter". It was utterly unfunny, without a single funny joke. Instead of letting us simply laugh about Homer falling down a cliff in an episode before, they threw in some story about how Homer got addicted to painkillers. I know TBC are better than the computers who write the Simpsons, but if I see a bad idea, I'd prefer not to see it again.

Author:	the meanest genius [ Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:37 pm ]
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I wrote this response long before i added that little avatar. I did not like the behind the laughter episode, but i think that if the brother's chaps did something like it, it would be funny. It would be something like "one day i was walking home through that lot behind my house, and suddenly i found the tandy 400. that was when history was made my dear friend". some shows can pull of the behind the laughter type episodes, while some shows can horribley screw the whole idea up.

Author:	TotalSpaceshipGuy3 [ Sat Jun 04, 2005 12:56 pm ]
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Audio Post! My Strong Bad E-mail

Author:	Sailor Marzy [ Wed Jun 08, 2005 2:31 am ]
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I just sent my first one: Subject: Strong Sad's Nicknames Dear Strong Bad, How did Strong Bad get all his nicknames, like Dumpus? I would specificaly like to know how he got Dairy Queen though. Your Fan, Jessie H. FL

Author:	homsarR [ Tue Jun 14, 2005 12:27 am ]
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I intentionally left a lot of spelling errors for him to make fun of... "Dear Strong Bad, Why is Coch Z so green? is he waring a green body suit or is his skin green? Crapfully Yours, New York" oh, and another one, "Dear Strong Bad, Can you please tell Homestar to take off that propeller cap, it really annooys me. Crapfully, Yours" will probably send another batch in a few days.

Author:	woddfellow2 [ Sat Jun 18, 2005 8:22 pm ]
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I just sent this one: Quote: Dear Strong Bad: What is your favourite time of day? —Fred Bloggs

Author:	GG Crono [ Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:33 pm ]
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I once sent the following: Quote: Dear SB, Do you like ninjas? I think you would make a good ninja. Ninjas are totally awesome, not unlike yourself. Rock on, John K from CT Beacause ninjas ARE totally awesome.

Author:	clichemoth [ Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:22 pm ]
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That ninja one just begs to be answered. . . I could totally see it being #132 if they ever even see the ones sent on Tuesday. I have one that I plan to send Friday or Saturday (should have sent it last week, but I forgot). Dear Strong Bad, What do you do with all the phat royalty checks you get for creating Lil' Brudder and Trogdor? You should be quite rich, unless Bubs was your accountant. Signed, Coot (my nickname, and one with no small amount of SB riffing potential) My previous ones include: Dear Strong Bad, What in the holy name of crap is a turducken? Some sort of big stupid bird? If so, how stupid are they? Signed, Coot and Yo, freakface, if you keep hatin' on the armless people, you're gonna get kicked in the grille. Signed, Unarmed Gangsta [/i]

Author:	Black Metal [ Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:41 pm ]
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Not to mention it would be killed by edga jr. I cant see a long email like that working its way into Strong Bad email. He'd need scroll buttons just to read it. Strong BAd emails need to be short, a good idea for them to answer, and not TOO SPECIFIC! Make sure you leave room for Strong Bad to work.

Author:	Swooshoman [ Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:47 pm ]
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I recently sent SB an email reading: "Strong Bad, Wood you mind sharing with us some of your fondest Teddie Graham memorys? Sincerely, Teh Swoo" Notice the three spelling errors.

Author:	Grabboarm700 [ Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:46 am ]
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Mine said: "Dear Strong Bad, I was wondering if you have ever thought of making your own summer camp. If so, what was it like? Sincerely, Cody C. Portland, Maine." Something like that.

Author:	Swooshoman [ Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:27 pm ]
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1.Dear Strong Bald, How far can you throw a bowling ball? Sincerely, Dendleman, That One Place 2.Dear Strong Guy, What happens if someone gets sick where you live? Who hast medical experience? Your pal, Fred from KS 3.Dear Strong Bad, What other plays do you guys put on besides the Decemberween pageant? Friendlylie, Danny and Daniel 4.Dear Dude, Whatever happened to Doregard? Missing a Cantaloupe, Sally Scarf Girl 5.Dear strong BAd, Can you share with us a few of your fondest childehood memries? Swanky, Swanky 6.Dear Strong Bad, Ever written a book? EVER? Your bud, Sam D. from The Depot 7.Dear Strong Bad, What is your opinion of 3-D type movies? Yours, Cydney

Author:	Cyberdemon [ Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:09 am ]
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I sent this one 4 months or so ago Hey strongbad What happened to homeschool winner? did you scare him off or something I demand to know the truth Yours crapful Cyberdemon New Zealand

Author:	Eh! Steve! 2000 [ Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:25 pm ]
Post subject:	THORAX CORPORATION
I sent an email of thoraxcorp today!!!!!! Quote: PROGRAM CONGRATULATION(TM)(R)(C) Congratulation! We don't want to waist our time or yours so we'll get ride to the point. THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. wants YOU for FULL STARDOM!! THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. presents a new remedy for total and complete stardom!! Tired of lagging, go-nowhere stardom? Does your current job give you stardom like you wouldn't believe? YIKES! Let THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,.'s new Program Congratultion(TM)(R)(C) help create not only up to 2 second income streams but a new and unique SECOND STARDOM STREAM as well. Get with it! Program Congratulation(TM)(R)(C) is a highly specified, mostly legal program designed to help you gain stardom at the level you've been waiting for! Level 1!! Come off it!! We at THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. know what you need and we're not leaving until you pay us to give it to you! This is great! We can't believe it! Oh dear God, what has gone wrong! Program Congratulation(TM)(R)(C) starts with you emailing this message to 100 of them. Give us $1. We will alert you by email or firewire that your Program Congratulation(TM)(R)(C) has begunderway. Give us a $1000. We will insure financial stardom and congratulation for the next 14 minutes! No CREDIT CHECK! No questions asked!! Don't you get it?? We can't believe all the money you're going to give us! And the stardom you receive will be equalled only by the fabulous Congratulation(TM)(R)(C) you receive once you've completed our Pogrom. Don't believe it yet. Hear from some of the best: Arlington Pennsylvania writes: "I've got 3 kids and 2 ex-wives! How am I going to provide for them?! They're going to take my children away from me! " Litigation Johnson raves: "THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. has done it again! Honestly, they have broken (0) laws." Zebulon Pike quoth: "Stop calling my house! No foolin'!" Convinced? Same here. That's why THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. has come up with Program Congratulation(TM)(R)(C) Advanced Series II for the more discerning stardom seeker. Let THORAX CORPORATION, LLC,,. go to work for you!! We'll find someone of relatively equal height and build to dress up in your clothes and impersonate you at work! You stay home and watch the second income stream pour in through a small opening we'll drill in your wife's bathroom wall. Don't delay! But don't DELABOR. Due to Fedeal Income Tacks Laws regarding manned missions to Mars, several DELABORS have been excluded from inclusion of/herein/and heretherto unknown lawsuits regarding any one of the following: 1) Illegal naked representation of other parties on Internet 2) Home intrusion and placing of recording devices in the bathrooms of clients' wives 3) Murder One 4) Lego Mania 5) Laundering of Federal DELABORS Pick your favorite and click to start!! Enter the world of THORAX CORPORATION, LLC,,. and see what Circus Income Dreams dot com can do for YOU!! -Gent Delabor CEO THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. is it the first time than somebody send an thoraxcorp email to strong bad?

Author:	Color Printer [ Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:27 pm ]
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Garash wrote: I sent an email of thoraxcorp today!!!!!! Quote: some words Too long, Clanky! The Lappy would probably run out of memory trying to read that.

Author:	Eh! Steve! 2000 [ Thu Jun 23, 2005 3:27 pm ]
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yeah, i know, i just wanted to send it to see how the brother cheaps will react tu see a thorax email

Author:	nigy [ Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:41 am ]
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I have asked sb to set up the long awaited the cheat with hands behind back VS SS w/ a spear AND i have asked SB bout his parents. like who they are.

Author:	Byano [ Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:25 pm ]
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Hi folks, it's a long time since my last post, but here I am again! I'm just sending this one: Quote: Yo Strong Bad, What is all this RPG stuff aboult? Lots of dudes sitting around a table and talking like nuts. Do you play RPG games too? Yours, Byano, Brazil PS: I wrote "aboult" so he can make fun of the spelling! Heh! Hope he picks me.

Author:	dhfhxcf [ Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:53 pm ]
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I've sent two e-mails to date. Quote: Dear Strong Bad How may times is awesome? Your fan, Useless Dishwasher And... Quote: Dear Strong Bad I recently found out I'm your long lost brother. I have bought some bus tickets to Strongbadia so I may visit you. Sincerely, Strong Glad

Author:	SuperNova [ Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:02 pm ]
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Quote: Dear Strong Bad, How did The Cheat Get his gold tooth? Gus, WA

Author:	Entropy [ Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:22 pm ]
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I just sent one that said: dear strong bad, my sister's birthday is coming and i dont know what to get her. she wants some kind of doll. do you know of any good toys? your friend, entropy (yes i used my user name)

Author:	That Goblin [ Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:52 pm ]
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Deeee-Oh Stwongie Weak- "eh Dustin" My g9.... Come to el: n.><89933 My monocle is Energizer.. canjio -Fred mah boy y "mah Bondsz" (#25) and Dear Strongbad, How did you get your name? Were you born in Tibet? I like rubber monsters do you? Your Friend Jaaamamdjttloaa Ylottohmeeaaaaal Tibet, Indiana

Author:	Douglas [ Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:35 am ]
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M-m-m-my GOSH! That Goblin's back! Welcome back, That Goblin! I never knew you, but from your posts, you seemed coull.

Author:	That Goblin [ Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:59 am ]
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Hey, yeah i'm back...

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