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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:30 pm 
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Presenting...
The Plonky 422! From Avatar, the company for all your computating needs!
Featuring the future of internet connection: dial-up!
Takes a super rapid fast 20 minutes connection time!
Weighs in at a portable 30lbs!
New and improved Atari graphics; Temple of Abshai has never looked so real! So square! So good!
Has a full spectrum of over seven colours!
Fits tightly in any treasure chest or car boot!
All this for only $3999.99!

Disclaimer: The company name, Avatar, is not the renaming of Compy after it was found that the rays coming from their computer screens caused eczema and psoraisis and they fled to Malaysia. They are a completely different company.


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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:34 pm 
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Is it me or did SB get a new laptop in the toon?


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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:45 pm 
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Homestarshie wrote:
Is it me or did SB get a new laptop in the toon?


That was no laptop. If used in that manner, SB can forget about ever having childrens. :sad:

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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:38 am 
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'Twas a terminal in the new 'toon for anyone who didn't notice.
Anyway, What if he got some kind of Amstrad CPC Parody like, the Amy-D...PCP?
I don't know, I just like it's funny 3" diskettes.

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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:25 pm 
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Location: My computer sending 21 emails a day to strong bad and homestar
Intruducing The Crappy 962!
1 sec battery life
1 kb memory!!!!
no colors at all!!!!!!
can only check sbemails!!!!
all this for 1000000 dollars!

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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:25 pm 
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The new Snappy 20X6! With virus scan, a slimline design as well as a 5 GB hard drive. Extremely breakable! Was once used by a wrestleman with blue hair! Buy it for 2 cents!


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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:05 am 
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The Beamy 500!
A pinnacle of portable software.
Want a portable computer that is not so small you must bend over it to use? then shun your laptop and get this portable desktop.
Blue text like this really stands out from our green competitors! (get it?)
BASIC is as easy as 1,2,3 with our 13 instruction booklets! (sold separately, $19.95)
Full Stroke!
Who's got keypad? We got the keypad!
Tired of magnets destroying your disk files? Then try our Tape deck!
As computer expert and vibrant philanthropist Dan Danslough states, "shyeah this is good computer, it made me this spread sheet depicting my awesomeness! How awesome can you get? Now wheres my paych-" couldn't of said it better myself Dan.

Based on the portable (and portly) 1975 IBM 5100

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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
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It'd probably be all shiny and high-tech with a huge monitor. Like that XPS I got a few days ago.

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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:23 am 
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The Rendy 1000!

Tooty-two colors!
500 Megabytes Ram
Automated Spellchecker!
Floppy Disk Drive!
CD Drive
Optional Mouse!
Comes bundled with Stinkoman 20x6, TROGDOR!, and Thy Dungeon Man 3.

From Compy!


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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:35 pm 
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A fancy-shmancy touch screen computer would be nice.

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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:50 am 
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Tandy X 3000

*Optional Green Lines of any colour
*The ability to read Japanese
*Auto Translate
*Inbox of 50000 Emails
*Auto-Filter
*Floppy Disc compatability
*CD compatability
*Fast Internet
*250 MB Harddrive
*Videlectrix FunMachine Emulator included
*256 Colours
*Spell Check
*20 Digit Calculator
*Virus Scan
*Quick Delete
*Water Proof (If less than 2 Litres)
* :marzi: Approved
*Geddup Noise Approved
* :homsar: translator included
*Replaceable Keyboard
*Tandy 500, Compy 386 and Lappy 486 Emulator (Yes, Compy Inc. bought Tandy)
*A selection of 20 avatars, including Female Lappy, So and So, and :ehsteve:
*MS Paint
*1 GB RAM
*3 Hour battery life minimum, 4 Day battery life Maximum
*Telegram Translator
*Playable Demo of Stinkoman 20X7 (AKA Stinkoman 2)
*MP3s compatability
*Universal Translator
*Only for $8000 (12% off at your nearest Concession Stand)

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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:46 am 
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I see him checking e-mail on a not-so-smart phone.


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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:43 pm 
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Pentium + Zappy XT6 + rhymes with 20X6 = Penty XT6 = pure genius


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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:16 pm 
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:eek: The first post on this topic said SBEmail #201 would have the Lappy replaced.He was spot on! :O (Technically it only got destroyed, but that's synonomous with a new computer.)


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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:40 pm 
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I say the Zappy XT6 or the Terminal D6.

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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:14 pm 
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Probably its a computer thats a small chip injected in his brain.

Kinda like that book "Feed".


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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
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BugNinja wrote:
Probably its a computer thats a small chip injected in his brain.

Kinda like that book "Feed".

Then it would try to kill him due to overuse.

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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
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noclip wrote:
If its lifetime is to be of the same length as the Compy's, the Lappy is due to be replaced sometime around email 201. Even though that's still quite far off, it might be fun to post predictions of what SB's next computer will be.

My idea: Penty 95, with a primitive GUI.


That is a fantastic idea. And the GUI could be like Windows 1, 2, or, if the Chaps feel like Strong Bad should be somewhat up-to-date, 3. Or, as "Penty 95" suggests, Windows 95.


Tux the PenGUIn wrote:
I say he should get Linux. It's free and Open Source! And if he needs lines of text, all he needs to do his hit Ctrl+Alt+F-something! Although, for someone so used to DOS, BASH might be a little tricky to figure out...


LOL that reminds me, I gotta install Mandriva sometime soon...

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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
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Homestone Wrecker wrote:
Tandy X 3000

*Optional Green Lines of any colour
*The ability to read Japanese
*Auto Translate
*Inbox of 50000 Emails
*Auto-Filter
*Floppy Disc compatability
*CD compatability
*Fast Internet
*250 MB Harddrive
*Videlectrix FunMachine Emulator included
*256 Colours
*Spell Check
*20 Digit Calculator
*Virus Scan
*Quick Delete
*Water Proof (If less than 2 Litres)
* :marzi: Approved
*Geddup Noise Approved
* :homsar: translator included
*Replaceable Keyboard
*Tandy 500, Compy 386 and Lappy 486 Emulator (Yes, Compy Inc. bought Tandy)
*A selection of 20 avatars, including Female Lappy, So and So, and :ehsteve:
*MS Paint
*1 GB RAM
*3 Hour battery life minimum, 4 Day battery life Maximum
*Telegram Translator
*Playable Demo of Stinkoman 20X7 (AKA Stinkoman 2)
*MP3s compatability
*Universal Translator
*Only for $8000 (12% off at your nearest Concession Stand)


This and the Slimmy 497 are good ideas in my book.

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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
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My hopes are in that being Strong Bad's new computer, but the Terminal D6 seems like it would be the next sbemail PC.

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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
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Introducing:
The Gamey 2700!
If you really want to play that 8-bit arcade game, and your ol' compy can't take more than a dumb text adventure like Pork II, this computer can handle it and more!
Features include:
-Cartridge slot and paddle ports integrated straight into the computer! It'll be as if you had two things in one plastic package!
-Four fantastic functioning function keys, (illitteration rules!)
-Can support up to four disk drives! no more latch-up-disk-out-disk-in-latch-down-load again, just load drive two, and you're playing again.
-Atary OS is a pinnacle of operation system awesome! it can go up to 45K of RAM! (comes with 8K of ram)
-No foolin' around, White text to show our real dedication to...uh... no foolin'.
(Based on the Atari 800.)

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Hot Dog physiologist and Pepsi enthusiast Dan Danslough was finally reached for comment and says, "I come from a land down under! where computers can play videro games for free!"

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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
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Terminal D6! I think Sbemailerized(spelling?) was foreshadowing it!

*Raandooom Sbbeee-maiiiillll from the fuuuutre *
Strong bad:My E-Mail is a wo-man that I love sooooo~
*types run Strongbad_email.exe*

Dear strongbad,
Can you talk to homsar for this entire email without yelling or saying crap?
-Dandy Mandy(p.s to ppl reading this that person is not me its a name I made up ok?)

Strong bad:*reads email* Oh a challenge ok then Dandy, Mandy, Sandy, Candy, Uhh ,Jandy? Ok then*gets up with chairscoot/geddup noise sound* Ah, thanks Chairscoot!

Geddup noise:*Geddup noise sound*

Strong bad:Oh you're geddup noise well welco-, wait I mean:so you came crawling back huh?

Geddup noise:*Louder and faster noise*

Strong bad:okay okay welcome back!
*leaves and appears in field next to Homsar*

Strong bad:Hello freakazoid!

Homsar:Your Wedgie mail is waitin' for dinner!

Strong bad:What the cra-,Um..Yes it is?

Homsar:Then why you waitin' for GooGoo train to come!?!

Strong bad:Ok I give up!*leaves and comes back in to computer room*

Strong bad: Well there i didn't yell or say crap so ha you owe me!

*the Newest paper comes down*

Wow did I really just do that?

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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:10 pm 
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I personally don't like the Terminal D6 thing. Seems like a step backward really not forward, as has been happening so far. But yeah, I still don't get why they stuck it in the sbemailirized toon.


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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
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I thing Strong Bad's new computer will be Terminal D6 for some reason.

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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
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I'm still wondering why the Lappy is still the menu. Did it not blow up... in a freaking mushroom cloud???

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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
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It's still the menu because it's probably a pain to make a new one with 200 emails now and the random function. So they probably only want to make one new menu.


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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
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Maybe it'll be a normal computer. Like with a mouse and everything.


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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
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That thing wrote:
Maybe it'll be a normal computer. Like with a mouse and everything.


Hahahaaa Nice one man nice o- wait you're serious? listen thats not what strongbad does he shuns new/modern/mouse 'n stuff computers.

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 Post subject: Re: Strong Bad's next computer
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The Abby 8000 is the cutting edge of abacus technology. Installed with advancements such as level 2 graphics and eternal internet to hone your fun. It even has that new abacus smell so buy one today! ( The Abby 8000 may or may not be an old abacus we found and put some perfume and sparkles. You have your rights, we have ours.)


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