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WHO WOULD YOU EMAIL????
Poll ended at Tue Oct 30, 2007 2:17 am
STRONG BAD 83%  83%  [ 5 ]
THE Homestarrunner 17%  17%  [ 1 ]
Homestarrunner(current) 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Total votes : 6
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 Post subject: Emails you've sent to Strong Bad
PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 1:50 pm 
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Since we cant do this on the wiki anymore, post ANY emails you've sent to strong bad here. (ill do mine later.)

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 4:18 pm 
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I did one. It went something like:

"Dear Strong Bad:

What kind of restaurants are there in Strongbadia? What kinds of food do they serve?

--Mikeyman"

About a week later, I went to the sbemail section and saw the newest e-mail was called "lunch special". I got all excited, thinking it was mine, but it wasn't.

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i sent one asking are ther anymore country, like homesaria or marzipania
and then i sent one asking what the houses of people in fcusa look like

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I used to send him a few emails every week, but I've kind of gotten out of the habit lately. Here's a couple of the "better" ones.

Yo-yo, Strong Bad!

So, we all know that The Cheat does computer animation, but have you ever tried your hand at it? It would probably be pretty impressive! I mean I'd be pretty impressed.

Your number ten fan,
Krissy


And one more...


Dear Strong Bad,

Try this some day when you're bored and need a good laugh. First, send letters telling several chosen victims to meet you at a certain time in a designated location, and sign the letters 'Your Secret Admirer'. Then, you hide out near the designated location and watch as the victims awkwardly meet up together.

Krissy

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:07 pm 
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I've sent about 2 or 3 e-mails...none of which got answered, obviously.

Anyway, my best one went something like this..

Hey Strong Bad..

Since you are such a ladies' man, and every girl wants to be with you, Why don't you make a cloning machine so every female can have her own Strong Bad?

*insert real name here*

I don't really remember all of it..it was longer. It's kinda hard to come up with a REALLY good idea for these things :p

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 8:00 am 
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I sent several. Here's some I can remember

Dear Strong Bad,
Hi. I'm a teacher on High School, and everyone likes your weekly emails. So I decided to get all 30 of my students to send you an email. Here they are.



Basically, first 29 of them is that "how do you type with boxing glove?", and the last one was a real question. I forgot what that real question was though.


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Oh, that was in a fic on fanfiction.net!

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I did one suggesting that he give other guys in FC USA the chance to guest e-mail reply, and another one asking what happens if anyone there gets hurt. If anyone has any kind of medical training. I thought that last one was kinda good...

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I sent one that was almost identical the the "Car" email, and I sent one similar to "Video Game," but it wasn't quite the same.


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I save my SBEmails on Digital Post-Its.
Probably my best... with a fake name. Er.. the name of my friend. :P

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Dear Strong Bad,
I work for an electronics store. I couldn't help but notice that you've been using your Compy 386 there for a while. Well, us at CompyLand have just recieved a shipment of the Compy 409. It has the latest digital character technology, and a Shiftium .3 proccessor. Also it comes with a free cold one! Here, to show you I'm not kidding, have a coupon.

From,
Will S. of CompyLand


There was an ASCII box that said Good for One Free Cold One. But it'd look screwed up on the Wiki forum.

In closing, go away.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:30 pm 
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I just sent these ones.

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Hey Dude!!!

Know what you should do? You should go burn Marzipans stupid guitar on fire. That would be the awesomest.

Julia
Texas


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Whazzup SB?

Do you ever play trading card games? Or collect trading cards? Also, can you ride a skateboard?

Julia
Texas


Also, one time I sent one that went something like:

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What is up with Homestar Marzipan and the king of town? they have no armz?


My belief is that your email is more likely to get picked if it is a little misspelled or mis-grammared.

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Please tell me how far you can throw a bowling ball.

Julia
Texas


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Question for you Strongie:

Could you give us the viewers a tour of your house? We're curios to know about the place where it is that you live with your brothers and friends (and enemies).

Julia
Texas

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Well, I think you're much better off if you leave some to TBC's imagination. Like the one with the bowling ball Atlantima sent. Too much details and there's nothing left for SB to come up with

I wrote some spoof about my insomnia. But I could as well go buy a lottery ticket and win the jackpot. That's about the chances you have for him actually picking it. ^^

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I have sent three e-amils to Strong Bad and he hasn't answered any of them.

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I've sent about 10 to 20 and none of them got answered but I sent one similar to "car".

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Mine was that I was wondering if Homsar and Homestar were related. As you can tell it wasn't answered. I'm crying on the inside.

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Dear Strong Bad --
What is your favorite food?

-Matt Control

That's not my real name, though. I signed it that way because he doesn't like no-name brand emails.
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Dear Strong Bad:
Why are you so awesome?

-Matt Control

That's not my real name, though. I signed it that way because he doesn't like no-name brand emails. pizzaz didn't tell me why he's so awesome. Therefore, I sent this email.

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I sent him an email asking about trepanning and another asking him to make Strong Sad laugh. Well, Strong Sad has laughed, but I don't see no trepanning!

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Oh, sob. None of my e-mails were answered and never will be. :-(

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I just sent one about spam...

I have no life.

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I sent one saying he should get a new computer and another saying he should organise a wrestle contest. Neither were answered even though I had high hopes for the computer one.

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I sent one that was


Dear Strong bad,

What would happen if you poked pom-pom with a giant needle? Would he like...explode or something?

<insert signature here>

Jon MN



I sent this one about when "Lacky" came out...strange how it resembles sb/PomPom...hmmm maybe strong bad gets alot of emails like that?

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I sent one about Homestars arms in chatspeak and signed it in the name of one of my friends. The others I forgot about, though.

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Here's the one I sent him just this Friday. Hopefully, the title 'Mythology of Strongbadia' is interpreted by TBC as an opportunity to be creative. I'm attempting to score a "SOLID!!" e-mail, too, by insulting Strong Sad, having a somewhat good idea and making no spelling errors. I can be hopeful, right?

Dear Strong Bad,

Have you ever looked into the mythology of your kingdom, Strongbadia? It would be somewhat interesting to learn what kinds of fantastic creatures were rumoured to roam the land back in the ancient times. However, you need not talk about the Depressing Elephant-Footed Beast, we already know of Strong Sad's existence.

With absolutely no crap (we know you'd ask the Poopsmith if you actually needed some),
Dane
Ontario, Canada


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Wow, what a sweet topic.

I can't remember the e-mails anymore, but ones I've written have included asking him about his school days and asking what would be in a Strong Bad magazine.


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Dear SB-dude:
You should write a novel. It could be about how Homestar is so stupid.
Cameron V.
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Mine went like this:

"Dear Strong Bad,
Yo, Strong Bad! How you lookin'? Okay, enough small talk. Do you or anyone you know keeps a scrapbook? I would love to see it.

Um... Yeah,
Allison, IL"

I was hoping for something like, "yeah, here's me when I was little," or, "yeah, here's when something else hapened," or, "no, scrapbooks and the people that make them are dumb, so here's Strong Sad's scrapbook and now I'm going to make fun of it." (SS strikes me as the kind of guy that would have a scrapbook).

Notice the keeps.


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I sent this one this last week about the Red Sox winning the World Series.

In fact I sent 2.

One was, I asked him, what were you doing when the Red Sox last won the World Series in 1918.

And another was, what did you do when the Red Sox won the World Series last week?

Hey, it's worth a shot.
:cheatgrin:

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I wrote two last week:

Code:
Dear StrongBad,

I always wondered, what does Coach Z's Z stand for?
Zeke? Zackenbergh? Z-Ray? Eyeballs?

best wishes from your fan,

PS, Germany


Code:
Hello StrongBad,

As the awesomnoluar guy you are, wouldn't it be time again to catch up
with the progress of modern technology and buy a new computer? A one
that has a mouse for example? Or a CD rom?

Best wishes from your fan
127.0.0.2


This was before I read the mail about new computers above, though... :/


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Fhqwhgadshgnsdbkhsdabkfab, are you the actual Fhqwhgadshgnsdbkhsdabkfab?

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