Emails you've sent to Strong Bad

Lemard Sportsinterviews · **Posted:** Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:43 am

I sent him one mentioning that my sister went to a boot camp a few weeks ago and asking if he has ever been to one or if Strongbadia has one. A few months ago I sent one asking if he had a Strongbadian driver's liscense and how to go about getting one.

HeyIdon'tneedtogivemyname · **Joined:** Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:43 am **Posts:** 16

Quote:

strongbad@homestarrunner.com
date Oct 5, 2007 5:58 PM
subject Thnikkaman or Fhqwhgads show
mailed-by gmail.com
Hey Strong Bad,
I was wondering if the Thnikkaman or Fhqwhgads have their own show.
Your main man since 1987,
Van Mundegaarde
Murfreesbro

If anyone sees this on the show, it's mine. I'm not really from Murfreesbro. I put in Van Mundegaarde because in 2 years, Strong Bad mentions an old friend called Van Mundegaarde, so I wanted to see his reaction to an email from his old friend.
Also, if an email about chain-reactions from Melbourne and with no spelling or grammar mistakes, that's mine. It'll also say: If you can read this email, you need to replace your second paragraph filter, because I indented.

Homestaaron · **Joined:** Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:24 am **Posts:** 9

Hey every people in da place to b!!!!! Soooooooooooooo,
If you were to email sb what would you ask, and do you think hed answere? PLEASE BE HONEST :cheatgrin:

Sloshy · **Posted:** Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:49 pm

I've done a few, but here are my recent ones:

Strong Bad,
Why does The Cheat have "SB EMAILS" as an icon?
-Some cool Girl

Strong Bad,
How do you find your awesome computers? Every computer I buy is a "new computer", aka one with icons and stuff, but yours is all "WOOSH! TYPEWRITER!" ...And it makes that noise. Where do I find a typewriter-computer/laptop like yours? Or did Bubs make it?
Trying to eat an entire watermelon in one bite,
Salioshiy

Notice something with Salioshiy? SaLiOSHiY... Sloshy.

Sloshy · **Posted:** Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:56 pm

Basically, if any email is answered by Salioshliy, it's me.

And Some Cool Girl is probably me too, but the chances of other people using that are fair.

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

I got bored yesterday so I sent him-
Dear Captain Awesome (AKA Strong Bad),
It's been raining out where I live lately, so I've been playing MMORPGs. I was wondering, do you play any MMOs?
Your 122323445th fan,
Gino

I Choose You Cheatachu · **Posted:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:11 pm

well i tried to send one about foreign languages it went like this

Dear Strong Bad,

can you speak any languages like French or Spanish or any other languages?

Never mind The Bullocks,
I Choose You Cheatachu

my friend sent one that went like this....

Hi Strongbad,

My friends and I were wondering what your first date was like. Dude was she like HOT? What was she like? Did you keep going out with her?
Signed,
awesome yet dateless boys from Saint Charles IL

and my girlfriend (well hopefully soon to be girlfriend) sent the email funny

Sloshy · **Posted:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:18 pm

I Choose You Cheatachu wrote:

well i tried to send one about foreign languages it went like this

Dear Strong Bad,

can you speak any languages like French or Spanish or any other languages?

Never mind The Bullocks,
I Choose You Cheatachu

my friend sent one that went like this....

Hi Strongbad,

My friends and I were wondering what your first date was like. Dude was she like HOT? What was she like? Did you keep going out with her?
Signed,
awesome yet dateless boys from Saint Charles IL

and my girlfriend (well hopefully soon to be girlfriend) sent the email funny

Your girlfriend sent the email funny? I loved that one!

I Choose You Cheatachu · **Posted:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:21 pm

not girlfriend really were just good friends and once I get up the courage I might ask her out

*faints from the scary thought*

Sloshy · **Posted:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:27 pm

I Choose You Cheatachu wrote:

not girlfriend really were just good friends and once I get up the courage I might ask her out

*faints from the scary thought*

Heh.

Still, that was one on my top 25 emails.

Not high enough for top 10.

HeyIdon'tneedtogivemyname · **Joined:** Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:43 am **Posts:** 16

I sent an email which would probably be the Lappy's death if it gets answered. It will also explain why the Tandy suddenly exploded.
Please, PLEASE, don't read on if you don't want to know how the Lappy might die.

Quote:

Dear Strong Sad,
Since you hate Strong Bad so much, why don't you slip some explosives in his precious Mappy or Zappy or Lappy or whatever that computer was like you did with the Tandy 400?
Hoping this Strong bad doesn't discover this,
Damien
Melbourne, Victoria

ninjamitsuki · **Posted:** Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:41 pm

I've sent a few emails, but signing my name as the name of random fictional characters...

Unfortunately, I'm feeling too lazy to post them... -_-

Mini-Trogdor SP · **Posted:** Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:22 am

I sometimes send some in. I sent in one recently asking why Pom Pom hangs out with Dumpier people instead of Homestar.

Sloshy · **Posted:** Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:59 am

Dear Tube Sock Bad,

Do your shady band of misionnaries... I mean Mercaneries ever get in battles with like the Multipinlacity or the Homestarmy?
-Stupid Girl

Yes, Missionaries, Mercenaries and the rest are spelled wrong- that's so he has something to make fun of.

Nebulon Style · **Posted:** Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:46 am

I sent one to him saying

Dear Strong Bad guy with no shirt and boxing gloves on,

Did you do everything you do now when you were a baby?

Shortandsimple,
Rightnexttoyou

Sblounskched! · **Joined:** Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:05 am **Posts:** 16

Dear Strongbad,

"Would would you do if Strong Sad was actually your hot sister?"

<_<

WonderMike · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:37 am

NUMBER ONE:

Dear Strong Bad,
I think it would be awesome if The Cheat and you grew mustaches!
Sincerely,
Emil (My Name)

NUMBER TWO:

Dear Strong Bad,
Since Decemberween is coming up, I wanted to ask you a few questions.
1. Which concession stands (Begins with B ends with ubs) will you rob this year?
2 What do you want?
3. Will you laugh at the Non-Gift getters (Homestar and Strong Sad) when they don't get any gifts?
bBBBBye,
Emil.

EDIT: I'm writing one right now and it will say:

Dear Strong Bad,
Do you think Homsar should be on some kind of medication? I mean, he seems kind of.... well..... Dangerous to the other cast members. Especially Dangeresque. Dangeresque has enough danger to worry about already with all his jumping and everything.
From,
String Bad.

purrrentice · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:38 pm

I sent one to SB today asking for a job. I just graduated, so I thought I could work for him. I signed it as A Cute Girl Named Prentice.

strongfan · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:20 am

Mine went something like:
"Dear Strongbad,
I've been thinking, have you ever vandalized anythingg that belongs to Marzipan during the nite -er -night?
I think it would be excessively hillarious if you did! Especially if it involved her vegetable garden!

With absolutely no crud,
NOT SAYING NAME!!!

PhrawzT · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:45 pm

I sent one a couple weeks ago stating that my coworkers think they are cool, but I know that they aren't and asked if CGNU had any classes to teach people to be cool.

Lemard Sportsinterviews · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:16 am

I sent him one asking if he'd ever considered becoming a motivational speaker.

jimmy91 · **Posted:** Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:04 pm

I'll flick through my outbox now and pick out the most recently sent of my sbemails. Notice how I've addressed and signed them with a different witty (or not? :eek:

) remark each time.

lying wrote:

Dear Rad Bad,
I've noticed how you're not that good at lying. Come on man, I'm positive that you could come up with some really devastating lies.

Yours not-so-truly,
James Paddock, England

Hence why I set up that page on the wiki that eventually became Blatant Lies.

bright side wrote:

Dear Strong Guy,
I've been wondering recently what your dark side would be like. Oh wait...you ARE your dark side. Nevermind that, what would your bright side be?

Yours crapfully,
Jimbo, England

Heh, nice twist on my own email then. Saves Strong Bad the trouble of derailing it himself. :-D

another kinda robot wrote:

Dear Strong Bad
What if you were a robot, and programed to do only one thing, but do it really well?

With stuff,
James P.
Norfolk, England

[/hintatsbemail#1] The misspelling of "programmed" is deliberate. Gotta keep his spelling check in check.

bubs' teeth wrote:

Dear Strong Bad,

What would happen if you knocked all of Bubs' teeth out? I've always wondered about that.

With stuffs,
James P.
Norfolk, England

Haha. Ahahaha. I have a sick sense of humor.

those times wrote:

Dear Awesome Bad,

I remember a time when you wouldn't take no guff from ANYBODY, not even the kind of people who sent you stupid emails, like this one. What happened to those times?

With stuffs,
James P.
Norfolk, England

Ooh, SB's not gonna like that one.

I sent it 'cause he does seem to have replied to every one of his sbemails without ridiculing the email's subject and sender and derailing it since unnatural.

I imagine he'd respond to the signatures where I've written down 'Norfolk' by saying "No folks..." or even "No forks... in England", and then proceed with a fairly lengthy rant questioning the British eating habits and our peculiar lack of the adequate cutlery. :-D

Oh, and sorry about the random insane topic jumping. Couldn't find the right one. :blush:

poopskin · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:42 am

Quote:

During the last part of the Epic E-Mail Chronicling The epic events Occuring at the cat mess inbredtational Pet show (Which Might or might not be your unfortunate Framing, and the resulting Disqualification for Excessive use of Relishfoot), I snuck on scene and stole a potato from the pile. It was very delicious, and i apologise for any grief, Starvation or otherwise potatolessness i may have caused you.

<My name removed>
Naperville, IL.

Charlie Jr. · **Posted:** Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:48 am

I've been trying to send him one that looked something like this:

Quote:

subject: Security System
Hidey-Ho, Strong Bad,
If you're getting tired of someone like Homestar breaking into
your house, you oughta install a security system.
Everyone's got wuhhhhhhn!
Trust your instincts,
Charles S.

I'm only expecting the subject, greeting, and closing. I know he'll say "Everyone's got one" in a tempting sort of fashion or a sing-song type of way.

iand93 · **Posted:** Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:58 am

I just sent this:

Quote:

Howdy Hey Struh Bruh,

If you could make up your own holiday, what would it be and how would we celebrate it?

Keep on Rockin',
Ian D
Lynnwood, WA

WonderMike · **Posted:** Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:32 am

iand93 wrote:

I just sent this:

Quote:

Howdy Hey Struh Bruh,

If you could make up your own holiday, what would it be and how would we celebrate it?

Keep on Rockin',
Ian D
Lynnwood, WA

I could see him possibly answering that one.

Kerny Mantis · **Joined:** Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:50 pm **Posts:** 23

Quote:

Dire Strong Bad,
I think you could run a way better concessions stand than Bubs. It'd be a big hit with you behind it.
Well... what are you waiting for?
Piers from CT.

I sent this one just now.

Groovy Dudette · **Joined:** Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:34 am **Posts:** 318

Quote:

Hey Strong Bad,

Today has been a really bad day for me. I need some cheering up. What do you do to make yourself feel better?

Thank you much,
Sarah,
Beaverton Oregon

Beaverton is my hometown. *crosses fingers* :cheatgrin:

poopskin · **Posted:** Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:11 pm

And i'm from a Rural town outside portland No-one cares about. Of course, we moved to illinois in 2002. Illinois needs more burgerville and mountains, and less excessively cold winters (which rarely lead to days off, in contrast to oregon where any amount of snow would usually do the trick).

da_cheese · **Posted:** Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:08 pm

I Just sent one that said

Dear Strong Baddddddddddddddddd

Have you ever entered a spelling bee? Since you're the smartest guy in the world, you should win by a long shot

Crapfully Yours,

Mashed Potato Pants Man

Westville, Nova Scotia Canada

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