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WHO WOULD YOU EMAIL????
Poll ended at Tue Oct 30, 2007 2:17 am
STRONG BAD 83%  83%  [ 5 ]
THE Homestarrunner 17%  17%  [ 1 ]
Homestarrunner(current) 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Total votes : 6
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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 4:08 am 
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I don't doubt it.

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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
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TheFacelessEvil wrote:
High Skool Artist wrote:
hey tough rad
hows it haning, you are the best of the best, you gotta teach mehow to do that thing you do, you know, pummle your little brother weak sad, that wou;d help me learn to do the same
some of my buses, canada

was the most recent email i gave SB


bahleeted

more than likly

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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
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I asked him to plan my wedding. :p

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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
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Shwoo wrote:
I don't doubt it.

hrm. Well, i can bet most of those were mrenh enough to bahleet.

:senor: Oh well. Hoping they don't forget to update tomorrow.


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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2008 5:02 pm 
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it's a lion! wrote:
Dear Overlord Bad,
I knows you already rule Strong Badia with an iron Cold One-clasping fist, but shouldn't you overthrow the King of Town and take your rightful place as ruler of Free Country USA by now? He's kind of old, and fat... just make him have into a heart attack or something. Fight the power!

Fight the power,
Bigfoot
Canada

I left the typo in there for posterity's sake.

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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2008 11:47 pm 
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it's a lion! wrote:
it's a lion! wrote:
Dear Overlord Bad,
I knows you already rule Strong Badia with an iron Cold One-clasping fist, but shouldn't you overthrow the King of Town and take your rightful place as ruler of Free Country USA by now? He's kind of old, and fat... just make him have into a heart attack or something. Fight the power!

Fight the power,
Bigfoot
Canada

I left the typo in there for posterity's sake.


Ooooh, I like that one. I like it a lot. That would make for an awesome 200th email.

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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 3:11 pm 
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POSB wrote:
it's a lion! wrote:
it's a lion! wrote:
Dear Overlord Bad,
I knows you already rule Strong Badia with an iron Cold One-clasping fist, but shouldn't you overthrow the King of Town and take your rightful place as ruler of Free Country USA by now? He's kind of old, and fat... just make him have into a heart attack or something. Fight the power!

Fight the power,
Bigfoot
Canada

I left the typo in there for posterity's sake.


Ooooh, I like that one. I like it a lot. That would make for an awesome 200th email.

It would! Although I just remembered that Strong Bad's severed body kind of already fought the power in "disconnected"

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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 9:52 pm 
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I've resent a couple of emails I've sent due to recent forum success. :) These are the ones I sent:

E-mail 1 wrote:
Dearest Strong Bad,

I'm having a tough time losing weight. Can you/someone skinnier then you give me some tips?
I'm not looking for another fad; I want something that lasts a lifetime!

Yours,
April
Concord, CA

E-mail 2 wrote:
My lovely Strong Bad,

I'm tired of my neighborhood, I want to move! How's the housing market where you live? Are there any open houses happening this weekend? Let's do lunch while I'm down there!

Yours,
April
Concord, CA

E-mail 3 wrote:
Hi Strong Bad,

My dad is celebrating his birthday with a paint ball tournament. I'm freaked out! Got any tips to help me stay alive?

Yours,
April
Concord, CA

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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:38 pm 
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E-mail 3 wrote:
Hi Strong Bad,

My dad is celebrating his birthday with a paint ball tournament. I'm freaked out! Got any tips to help me stay alive?

Yours,
April
Concord, CA


I'd like to see Strong Bad answer that one, it seems funny.


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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 1:35 pm 
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I sent this one a couple of months ago.

I wrote:
Sir Strong of Bad,

I am a young television producer and I am looking for ideas for a TV series. Do you have any ideas that will result in a show that will garner many awards and money?

From
Beyond the Grave

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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
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WonderMike wrote:
Dear Strong Bad,
Hve u evr bn 2 othr wbsites. bsides ur ownn.
- WonderMikk

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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:53 am 
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I've sent this:
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Dear Strong Bad,

I just wondered: Have you ever written a diary? If so, how did you make sure nobody found it? I mean, your house is like a local station, everybody seems to be running around in there!
And if you do (or did) not have a diary, does anybody else? Maybe The Cheat?
Why don't you reveil some of their embarrassing secrets to us? I know you want to! ;)

You're the greatest!
-Cass from Germany

and I'm not quite sure if I should try this:
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Dear Strong Bad,

I noticed that sometimes you seem to stroke your The Cheat or pat him on the head. While to me as, you know, a fangirl, this does look adorable, I couldn't help thinking about it. I mean, The Cheat appears to be a quite intelligent, interacting character rather than some kind of pet, and there was that one toon where he dated Marzipan, so... hate to bring this to you, but I guess The Cheat must count as an adult, though furry, guy. And you patted him. And stroked his nose. This is pretty disturbing, man... maybe you should think about it.

Slightly confused,
Cass from Germany
(That one is not to be taken seriously, I just thought it might be funny.)
By the way, is something supposed to happen when your mail is delivered? I mean, should you get some kind of automatic response or something? Because I didn't. :-|


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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
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The only e-mails I've every sent were a few years ago. I sent two with bad spelling and grammar asking for pictures of his parents.

Then he mocked all of us who sent that e-mail and I felt dumb.


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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
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I just sent one telling him to do a barrel roll.


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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
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Dear Strong Bad,
I think it's been too long since you last deleted an email.
From ZippZapp

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Dear Strong Bad,
I think it's been too long since you last deleted an email.
From ZippZapp

That would have been a good Tandy series email; resolved short and sweet.

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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
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Dear Strong Bad,

I know a bunch of hot collage girls who are getting out in a few months, and have no place to stay.
Will you make an apartment in Strong Badia?


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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
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Bonjour, Strong Bad,
Do you throw any totally awesome barbeques in the summer? Hopefully you're able to convince some ladies to come, right?
Very Dearly,
The Muffinator 3

I sent that about an hour ago. Pretty much any e-mail from "The Muffinator 3" should be from me. I don't think there any other Muffinators.

...Are there?

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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
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The Muffinator 3 wrote:
I sent that about an hour ago. Pretty much any e-mail from "The Muffinator 3" should be from me. I don't think there any other Muffinators.

...Are there?
Apparently there are at least two.

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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
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I've sent a couple. The first one was asking about sports teams in Strong Badia. I think that would have been funny to see the tire go up against like, the Steelers or something.

The second on asked why Coach Z was so creepy. I was hoping for something like an advanced case of the jibblies. Oh well.

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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
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Hello Guys, I'm New to the Forums. So, I join in nicely for the Community.
I wrote some Emails to Strong Bad such as these:
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Hello Strong Bad
I'm new to Free Country, USA
I heard Marzipan is still Alone.
Would there be a Second Female Character for Real?
Yours Truthfully,
mattbratt11

And I have one for Email 200:
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Dear Strong Bad
This is the Report from Email 200.
If Lappy is Dead, Should you have Enough Money to Buy a Newer Computer?
If So, Tell us your Favorite Memories of Lappy 486
Teh Cheerio,
mattbratt11

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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
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Here's mine

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Dear Strong Bad,
Why don't you go onto that gameshow that Homestar hosts? If you win, you could probably win something cool like a car, or a million dollars, or a lifetime supply of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows and Melonade!!! I mean, that'd be cool, right?

Sincerely,
Aussieguy


except I used my real name instead of aussieguy

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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
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I'm hoping the one I sent five days ago will be email 199 worthy.

Quote:
subject: Parodies
Hiya, Strong Bad!
What do you think of the parodies based on whatever you
admire, loathe, or know? And what makes a parody a good
one?
Sind, I mean, signed,
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I sent one that I hope will make it as an easter egg:

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Dear STINKOMAN,

HOW can you check your electro-mail with cyberpower battle-gloves equipped?

HA! Is so funny!


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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
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I sent Strongbad two e-mails about babysitting. He didn't answer.


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I sent one for Sbemail 200,
It was about explosions.
If it's from "Lime" then it's me.
Thats my alias!

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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
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I sent this one once. Only it was coming out of a "ASCII art" Cat.
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Strong Bad,
うるさいの友達は愚かな、
どうしてそんなことをまだそこに生きる FreeCountryUSA?
〜から
(I am not putting my name on this forum), 以前より日本


it's a lion! wrote:
it's a lion! wrote:
Dear Overlord Bad,
I knows you already rule Strong Badia with an iron Cold One-clasping fist, but shouldn't you overthrow the King of Town and take your rightful place as ruler of Free Country USA by now? He's kind of old, and fat... just make him have into a heart attack or something. Fight the power!

Fight the power,
Bigfoot
Canada

I left the typo in there for posterity's sake.

That sounds alot like the plot to Strong Badia the Free.


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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
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DEAR USED TO BE AWESOME STRONG BAD,

I feel real sorry for you I mean you lost your a-game you used to be my idol but, now homesar is better than you!


Hoping you get back to being awesome,JAYLON "THE J" MORRIS TX

200 email contender baby :sb: :cheatgrin: :trogdor: :homsar: :hr:


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STRONGJAY wrote:
DEAR USED TO BE AWESOME STRONG BAD,

I feel real sorry for you I mean you lost your a-game you used to be my idol but, now homesar is better than you!


Hoping you get back to being awesome,JAYLON "THE J" MORRIS TX

200 email contender baby :sb: :cheatgrin: :trogdor: :homsar: :hr:

sounds a lot like the sbemail "Your Edge" if you ask me

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 Post subject: Re: Emails you've sent to strong bad
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I've sent him maybe about five emails over the years. The most recent, my idea for the 200th email, was his and Homestar's brains getting switched. Before that I've suggested him to start his own detective agency and give examples in how to avoid jumping the shark (in case you're a showmaker or something). There's also a couple more which I can't remember.

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