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WHO WOULD YOU EMAIL????
Poll ended at Tue Oct 30, 2007 2:17 am
STRONG BAD 83%  83%  [ 5 ]
THE Homestarrunner 17%  17%  [ 1 ]
Homestarrunner(current) 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Total votes : 6
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 12:40 am 
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Sup Strong Bad,
Do you remember that Senor guy? You know the blue one with the funky green stripe? What ever happened to him? He was cool.

Adios,
Some Random Guy, TX

I wrote so there could be at least one more toon with Senor. I bet he'll mangle the word "Adios."
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H3Y 57R0N9 B4D,
1 W4S JU57 W0ND3R1N9 1F Y0U C4N 5P34K L337. 1F 50 PR0V3 17 C4U53 1 W0ULD'7 B3L13VE Y0U.

L337FULLY Y0URS,
50M3 R4ND0M DUD3, 7X

And I wrote that so he wouldn't understand a bit of it.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 11:47 am 
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I've decided to send another email to Strong Bad. Maybe this wil be proof that I got my email answered, if it does get answered.

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Subject: homeshopping

Hey Strong Bad,
If you do get the chance, why don't you host in homeshopping commercials of Free Country, USA TV Station where you can advertise the cool stuff you can advertise, like a bullying item, or an insulting item, or an item to promote you? That would be nice.

From,
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:21 am 
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Going in a different direction than I usually do (pestering SB to wrestle!) I just sent this little gem. Watch as, after a year of sending the same basic e-mail, this is the one that get answered...

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Salutations, Strongbad

Homestar doesn't seem to be the "terrific athlete" he used to be. What happened?

Your devout fan
Joseph MacAdam, OH

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:40 am 
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Just sent one:

subject: singing

Hello Strongbad,
It is my lif-long dream to become a famous singer. Given that you already have a CD out, I was wondering if you could give me some tips to break into this lucrative industry.

Hopefully yours,

Melly
Aust.

pls note - lif-long = life-long..... he could publicly ridicule me!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:27 pm 
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Isent one talking about SB changing his look. I mentioned him going to a reality show and "have other peeps do it for him". I've got proof...

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 10:04 pm 
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Please don't show your proof (Which probably isnt accurate anyway) for sending an email (that didnt get answered anyway) to Strongbad. Trust me, almost everyone on this forum has sent something to Strong Bad.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 10:30 pm 
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Dear Strong Bad

Why don't you try and trick the Poopsmith to break his vow of silence? I'm sure you could do it.

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Miankl
Waterloo, ON

I just sent him this one about 5 minutes ago. Miankl is my online nickname, btw. I just strung the first 2 letters of my 3 names together.


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Dear Strong Bad,
Do you have any relatives besides Strong Mad and Strong Sad??
If so, you sould {sic} have a family reunion.

Pelting you with waffles,
That Guy, NJ





This was the idea of someone on the .net forum. I just sent it a bunch and revised it a bit.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 8:08 pm 
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I just sent him twenty emails, and signed all of them with 'Yerfriend'. Now, I will have some proof if he answers another of my emails.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 9:21 pm 
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Here's one I just sent
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Dear Strongbad,
My sister and I was wondering if you lived in opposite world would you be Weak good And would Strong Sad be Cool? What about Homestar or Bubs?

Your Fan's
The Stolker and Lizzie

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 9:22 pm 
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That's a good one. I bet it gets answered.

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Location: Trapped inside a cage. It isn't even locked, but I'm an idiot.
I sent him one that went exactly like this.
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Dear Strong Bad,
Do you have a utility belt like all the other superheroes who dont
have powers? What kind of awexome stuff ccan it do?

Jello B.
Saltzville, UT

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 1:45 pm 
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dear strong bad,
what would it be like if the king of town's castle were different?
Nate, NM

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Dear strong bad,
what if the cheat grew huge and went on a rampage
your man of the hour,
Nate from NM

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strong bad,
if you could, would you change your size so you could be teeny tiny or HUGE???
nate

That's pretty much all I can remember, but if there's more, I'll be sure to post it here.
edit: oh, yeah, and I also sent:
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strong bad,
it's 2005. two years ago, you said strong badia was to be different this year. Please show me the changes.

That's all I could remeber... :rolleyes:

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This just in:

subject: camp, yo

Hello Strongbad

What would happen if you and your brothers went on a camping trip together?

Yours yoursly

Melly

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I asked SB why he cares about grammar so much in his E-mails. I signed it with my inside joke name, Jimbobsue III. I sent it a while ago; I wonder if he'll use it?


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Welocome to the board Chessman...and may I say that that is a solid email...and may I also say that this is my 500th post. YAY!!

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Well, here is another one I sent that I hope would result in a funnier email than time capsule (I read the forum thread on that one, and people didn't really like the email, unfortunately):

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subject: sweet cuppin cakes

Dear Strong Bad,
Why dos Wheelchair want to kill Eh! Steve!?

From,
Fred
Somewhere

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I just sent one today. It goes a little something like this:
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Dear Strong Bad,

I'm just curious, but where does Homsar live? Does he live in a house or just some hole in the ground?

Jake
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I sent this one a while ago:

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Hey totally cool Strong Bad,
How come we've never seen the outside of your house? Do you secretly
live in some mansion or something?
YOur totally awesome friend,
Cameron V.


I wonder how he'll react to the extra capitals. I also wonder if he'll notice I sent it from a Gmail account.

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I sent a pretty good one once. It went
"Dear Strong Bad,
If you wear a wrestling mask and boxing gloves, how come i never see you boxing or wrestling?
your friend,
Karl Aboot"
Karl Aboot is my fake name


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I sent this one a few days ago
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Dear Strong Bad,

I'm graduating from New Jersey City University this year, and I need help with my thesis. I'm majoring in governmental history and I'm wondering what it's like to live in a democratic monarchy. Does the king of town really run things around Free Country, usa? Or does he just think he does? Please explain the inner workings of the governmental process in your town.

With hope and devotion for a teaching job in a New Jersey school and working double shifts as a stage manager for a Westchester childrens theatre company,

Mat Maliz
New Jerseying since the 40's


I also resent the one I already mentioned above.

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Strong Bad,
I bet you can't make the Poopsmith break his vow of silence. If you
win, I'll give you 100 cold ones. If I win, you take the Poopsmith's
job for a day.

Fromm,
Ultra


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Strong Bad,
Can you let Homsar answer an email?

-Ultra


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What is the weirdest thing you ever bought at Bubs' concession stand?

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Dear Strong Bad-
Does Strongbadia have it's own sports team? Can we see them in action?

With whatever,
FireBird

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I just sent this mess
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Stlongblud,
As the wrong male calls and are you possibility will be most valuable evil, are many one male walking do how back on the front? I's been told that the answer back which my friend is blowing inside the wind. Answer back inside wind! It is blowing!
The maximum, that guy NK
diligently and sincerely

I wrote the lyrics to Blowin' in the wind into a Korean online translator and then I translated it back into english.

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As the wrong male calls and are you possibility will be most valuable evil, are many one male walking do how back on the front?

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Dearest Strong Bad,
How many roads must a one man walk before you can call him a man?

The "Stlongblud" part and the "I's been told that" part I added in to make it make a tiny drom more sense.
The subject is "Need a anser now!!"

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Strong Bad has already answered two unintelligible emails. He's not going to do it again. At least not this year. Sorry.

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You don't know that for sure. But also, it's just fun writing them, even if they don't get answered :)

Oh, and you forgot virus. That's unintelligible.

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