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WHO WOULD YOU EMAIL????
Poll ended at Tue Oct 30, 2007 2:17 am
STRONG BAD 83%  83%  [ 5 ]
THE Homestarrunner 17%  17%  [ 1 ]
Homestarrunner(current) 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Total votes : 6
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:01 pm 
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Dear Strong Bad,
If you were to make a reality TV show, what would it be about?

That's the only one I remember. I've sent him a TON.

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Subject: Fire Drill

Hey, Strong Bad!
Have you ever conducted a fire drill before? We certainly don't want The Cheat to burn up in a fire, you know.

Ben F. Schumin :-)

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I just sent in a good ol'

Hello Strong Bad
How do you type with boxing gloves on the keyboard?
Harry, Litchfield ME

ya know just so I could have sent one of those in.

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I have sent many to old strongo bado

Dear strongbad,
Do you play dance dance revolution?

your buddy,
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I do not want to say my name

Dear strongo,
Was up i am so bored will u punch homestar for me thanks!

boredyman,
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:47 am 
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dear mr strongSAD,
your subscription to the "learn to chant in 5000 easy installments" magazine has been canceled,
instead, we are willing to give you a lifetime supply of baking chocolate, and the Barbie annual 1999,
we hope you are not to downhearted, but we just dont want anymore of your curly-ly written letters.
in closing
leave us alone

yours sincerly,
Mr ChooChey,
manager of L T C I 5000 E I

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:37 am 
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Okay, I sent a few.

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We'hey there Strong Bad!

Since you're so funky-awesome, I was wondering if you were a certifed Pwning Dance Mastah. And if so, if you can teach us some pwning dance moves.

Thanks-a-bappin',
The Sezza, Australia.


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Dude, have you ever thought about renovating your basement? Like, sprucein' it up a bit?

From T3h Sez.


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Hey Strong Bad

Have you ever thought about cloning yourself? You could practically quadrupel your awesomeness, and kick The Cheat and make fun of Homestar and Strong Sad at the same time at different places!
In conclusion, I want more Strong Bads.

From
The Sezza, Australia.


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Here's mine

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Subject: Without you around

Dear Strong Bd

What would the world be like if you were never born?

Sincerely,
C


FYI, the misspelling of Strong Bad's name was intentional. Same thing with the person who signed it (C)


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IVe sent several asking him who his parents were, and why strong sad is STRONG sad when he's obviosly not so strong.

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Here's one

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Dear Strong Bad,

What did you do for April Fools day to your friends?  Was it really mean or funny?

Singed,
Domar
I dunno, I'm not banking on it.

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Ijust sent thisonetoday :

Dear Strong Bad,

Have you ever thought about running an election against the King of Town to be the new king of Free Country USA? You would then rule the town, not just Strongbadia.

Sincerely,

Danny


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:52 pm 
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I recently sent this one in

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Yo, Strong Bad,

Have you ever held some sort of contest at Strong Badia? If you have,
tell us about it.

Sayonara,
C. in Japan


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 Post subject: My SB Email
PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:57 pm 
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I sent him one, it turned out to get answered!!
funny
I also sent him two others:
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Dear Trogdor,
WHo that guy is keeps coming on your show???
The End
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Dear Strong Bad, Esquire
Why don't you kill the King of Town, and take his place as ruler?
You wuold be an awesome ruler.
okaybye
Sam
:mrgreen:

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 Post subject: Re: My SB Email
PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:16 am 
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it's a lion! wrote:
I sent him one, it turned out to get answered!!
funny


Highly doubtful. Anyone can say they had an email answered. Got any proof?

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My real name is Sam. :sm:

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Do you have any documentary evidence, such as the original dated Email?

Ben F. Schumin :-)

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 3:27 am 
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Mine went,

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Dear Strong Bad,

Do you have any old photo's of you when you were a kid?

Your's Truly,
JD, QLD.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 8:49 pm 
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I sent this one and am anxious for Monday:

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Dear Strong Bad,

Have you ever been in a spelling bee? If so, where did you finish? Were there any other people you knew in the competition?

Sincerely,

Andy

Wauwatosa, Wisconsin


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 10:48 pm 
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My email I sent him was Virus. I just typed a bunch of crap in and bam, it actually got answered.

ok, not really.

But what I have sent in --- here's a few general ideas.

Dear StrongBad,

I stayed up late tonight. I'm so bored. What do you do when you stay up all night.

or


Dear StrongBad,

Choregraph the best fighting scene EVER.


and


Dear StrongBad,

Help the Cheat with his bad smoking habit


among others like

Dear StrongBad,
Make an ENTIRE email in 3D


also starring

Dear StrongBad,
How do you type with boxin- just kidding. hehe.
No really how do you do that?


executive producer

Dear StrongBad,
What would you do if there was no gravity?


directed by

Dear StrongBad,
Why?


Special Thanks to

Sincerely,
Daniel Powell TX

What would you do if everything you knew was backwards and black was white and up was down and all that crazy stuff.

Dear Strong Bad,


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:21 pm 
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I just sent one:

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Strong Bad!

Please answer my email! I don't care how, but do it!

Byano
Sao Paulo - Brazil


Let's see if he picks me up! lol

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I've sent a few e-mails in my time...doubtful he'll answer any...here's a few...

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Deer Strong Bad,

I've tried e-mailing you a bunches o' times, but you never respond to my e-mails! What do I have to do to get you to answer my e-mail? Could you give me some kind of guide on how to provide quality e-mails that are worthy of your time?

Wishing the best donkey,
Fat Cat Johnson

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Deer Strongbad,

I have observed that when you input characters into your computing machine, the number of CLICKS of the keys is inconsistent with the number of characters that appears on your monitor. For example, when you input "strongbad_email.exe", 16 characters are present in the phrase, however only 11 CLICKS can be heard. Please explain this idiosyncratic discrepancy.

Your Verbally Challenged...Person,
Fat Cat Johnson

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Deer Strong Bad,

Did you ever notice that there are two Homestar's? There's the real one, but then there's another that looks like a puppet! I think one is enough...therefore, they should fight to the death. Please arrange this. I will pay moneys to see this.

Really,
Fat Cat Johnson

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Deer Strongy Bad,

Why don't you like Nebulon's style? What's his style like?

Sinc erely,
Fat Cat Johnson

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Yo,
I'ma touch your plasma screen and make it squeal. You'lll have no choice but to surrender your cheez-snips to my me. Beware or I will 380 all up ins. Strong SAd will have his day...in court? You are in no fear of the Cheats evil scheme. You are in no fear of your base. Do not..Don't do not eat..the my cheez-sniips. Easy come, easy go...away.

......therapy,
Fat Cat Johnson

P.S.
You know exactly what I mean.

This one was actually one half of a rather lame attempt at getting TBC's attention...I also sent a companion e-mail to Strong Sad's e-mail address which read

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Yo,
He got the message. You think I screwed with his head enough? I dunno. Maybe I could go crazy on him a bit more. Really mess him up!! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! "Strong SAd will have his day...in court?" GENIUS!! Oh, man, I think this evil scheme of yours is gonna work!!

Down with the Strong Bad!,
Fat Cat Johnson

P.S.
"You know exactly what I mean." HAHAHA...he'll be trying to figure that out for days!!!

I doubt they even check Strong Sad's e-mail anymore...I also doubt I'm the only one to try e-mailing the others.

Anyway, I doubt he'll answer these, but why not post them. Although, if you ever see anything from FatCat Johnson, you now know that's me. Also, I don't know how many people know this, but TBC did state somewhere (I think in one of their interviews) that if an e-mail is longer than a couple of sentences, they automatically throw it out. I suppose it's a miracle that Long Pants got through...there should be a guide to e-mailing Strong Bad...

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He is my latest:

Dear Strong Bad
Was Homsar ever normal?

From,
[name deleted], Syracuse, NY, USA, World, Solar system, Milky way galaxy

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I've sent him a few emails in the past, about various things that I don't remember. But here's my current email.

Strong Bad, I regret to inform you that when you wake up tomorrow morning you will be in Homestar Runner's body. You will have his voice and speech inpendiments and everything. To make matters worse, Homestar will awaken in YOUR body. It will be like this for the whole day, whether you like it or not.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news,
Joshua B., Charleston SC

I've sent it too him, like, 30 times or something. With the big, attention-grabbing subject (WARNING - SWITCH UP!!!!!!) In, I just sent it to him two more times right now.

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Thanks for the idea. I decided to send my version of that, just for heck of it. (sorry for stealing, but couldn't resist)

I just sent this in

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subject: switch

Honerable Strong Bad-san,

What would it be like if you wake up one day in Homestar's body, and vice-versa?

Sayonara,
B. in Japan


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I just sent one saying he should throw out Strong Sad and do something awesome with his room, hopefully it will get answered.

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Subject: statehood

Dear Strong Bad,

Has you ever considered applying for statehood for Strongbadia?  I hear they are looking for states.

Dutifully,
Dolan, WA


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I sent him another e-mail today. I usually have a habit of e-mailing him once per month...

But in this one, I came up with a strange theory. My theory stated that the reason Homestar Runner :hr: doesn't pronounce the R in his words, is because Coach Z :coachz: stole all the Rs from him, and put them in words that don't even contain that letter of the alphabet. I wanted him to find out if I was right or not.


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I wrote:
Subject:clown costume

Hi Strong Bad,

You must still have that sad clown hotdog costume you bought recently. Why don't you use it for something, like it could be a disguise in your next caper or perhaps you could make a movie with it. I think you should have the sad clown hotdog costume as the villian in your next Dangeresque movie. You don't even have to make it Dangeresque 3 if you don't know how to do it in 3-D. You can do Dangeresque 4 "The Attack of the Clown peoples".

From me,
Stephen AKA The Tire


I also wrote:
Subject:$weetstakes!!!

Dear Mr. Bad,

You have just been randomly selected as the winner of the 2006 sweetstakes. To pick up your prize money, brake into Bubs' cash register and steal the amount desired. Then give me the money and I will give you your money.

From the guy that isn't trying to steal money from you,
Stephen AKA The Tire


I'm not going to post every email I sent, but if you see an email from "Stephen AKA The Tire" then it is most likely from me.

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This is mine I just sent today, and am planning to send more of so this email could have a better chance of being answered (I'm now trying to have two emails answered):
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Yo SB ma man!
Yo! This is rapper Freddie! And you'd better be ready! This is a rap song. That's where you belong! Nagga, nagga, nagga, nagga, nagga, nagga, nagga, nagga! Okay, that sucked. But seroiusly, do you rap?

Sincerely,
Fred

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Yo SB ma man!
Yo! This is rapper Freddie! And you'd better be ready! This is a rap song. That's where you belong! Nagga, nagga, nagga, nagga, nagga, nagga, nagga, nagga! Okay, that sucked. But seroiusly, do you rap?

Sincerely,
Fred


Yeah, like there wasn't enough rap in the previous Strong Bad e-mail?


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Along with the switch up one, I sent him a new email that I'd like to see answered.

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Dear SB,
What the crap is Homeschool Winner?
Josh

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