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Emails you've sent to Strong Bad
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Author:  cbrubaker [ Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:10 am ]
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Author:  Jitka [ Tue Aug 09, 2005 5:16 am ]
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Douglas wrote:
M-m-m-my GOSH! That Goblin's back!

Welcome back, That Goblin! I never knew you, but from your posts, you seemed coull.

That's not THE ThatGoblin. The original ThatGoblin had like 1300 posts and was obsessed with VGCats.


Author:  IantheGecko [ Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:09 am ]
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April 14, 2005:

Hiya Strong Bad!

Does it REALLY matter whether to type "e-mail" or just
"email"? Do you get offended when people type it a
certain way?

Your friend in crap,
Ian the Gecko

April 23, 2005:

hEy, StRonG bAD!

iF yOU werE a CoLor, WhAt cOlor woULd yOu Be & WHy?

YoUr fRieNd IN cRaP,

IaN thE gEcKO

Author:  extremejon09 [ Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:43 am ]
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Dear Strong bad

have you ever tried pokeing Pom-pom with a needle?

Your favorite uncle,

(wow, I sent this one a month before the one where Strong bad tried pokeing Pom-pom with a needle. Maybe he gets that question alot >.>)

Author:  bigkevinm84 [ Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:22 pm ]
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I sent one before...

Dear Strong Bad,

What has been the best day and the worst day of your entire life?


Kevin, OK

Author:  SwissCakeRolls [ Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:35 pm ]
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I sent him one once asking him if he'd ever been in a spelling bee, or if Strong Badia'd ever had one.

Author:  Ruzdur [ Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:03 pm ]
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Subject: I nid hep

Door Stfon Blad
Ma E-mall bwoke. I ned u and the chaat to hep. Com over her now

Strond Made

It was actualy very hard to write

Author:  Crystallina [ Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:55 am ]
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Subject: last will and testament

Dear Strong Bad,

Do you have a will? If so, what awesome things are you leaving for your friends, relatives, and neghbors?

Without crap,

Author:  LazyKenny [ Sat Aug 13, 2005 9:59 am ]
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I just sent one asking what Strong Mad's IQ was.

Subject: Strong Mad's IQ

Dear Strong Bad,

What is Strong Mad's IQ? Whatever that means anyway.

Kenny, Miami

Author:  mr. farenheit [ Sat Aug 13, 2005 4:35 pm ]
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dear strong bad

are there any subliminal messages in your emails?

*insert real name here*

Author:  Puphles [ Sat Aug 13, 2005 4:41 pm ]
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Dear Strong Bad

I recently joined a cult, where I can't enjoy cartoons. (or any other aspect of life) Do you think you could make your emails a little less funny?

Ian Lincoln Mass

Author:  Funkstar [ Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:16 pm ]
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Yo! SB!

I think you are getting washed up. Everyone is stopping to watch you show and go to sites like games sites and music download sites. You should do a comeback show to get people soming back! I could spam the net about it! You can choose whats its about.

From Craig Agnew
L of the NI of the UK

Author:  Teh Mackarinoe [ Sun Aug 14, 2005 4:41 am ]
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I sent one asking if Free Country, USA was the 51st state....

My Email wrote:
Dear Strong Bad,

Is Free Country the 51st state? Or are there states that we haven't discovered yet?

Your pla-a-ma-jig,


... I don't know why.

Author:  strongfan [ Sun Aug 14, 2005 12:09 pm ]
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Dear Strongbad,

What is your favorite dance?

Author:  PizzaTrophy [ Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:09 am ]
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Whoa CX and strongfan, your sig's are too big!
Cut thenm down please!!!

Author:  Ju_88 [ Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:13 pm ]
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your most rabid admirer, i am sir. i am speechless to be in your presents. question, what became of the homestarmy. i haven't heard about them for year. did you scare them off with you muscular muscle?

Marx lipton, copperfeild, houston Texas

dearest strong bad,

does strongbadia have a space program? if so, how far is it along? i've heard there are intergalatic hotties in space!

best wishes,
chuck woodsworth, tulsa OK

what do you think

Author:  DJ The Tire [ Wed Aug 17, 2005 3:44 am ]
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Dear Strong Bad,
It's been almost 2 years since you promised all that stuff for Strong Badia. Has the tire won the title yet? Do you have a bundt cake pan? Has the stop sign broken up with the cinder block? Do you have ANY of the things you predicted?

-Aaron, MN

Author:  The Noid [ Wed Aug 17, 2005 2:02 pm ]
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Dear Strong Bad,
School is coming up soon, and that means summer is almost over.What are some of your school memories?Were they good? Were they bad? Please tell, King of Coolness!
Not your best friend,
Colin, Cassamadaga

Author:  Stevolution [ Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:49 am ]
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I sent one today asking Strong Bad for his help with creating a Strong Bad CAW (create a wrestler) for my favourite wrestling game. Before that I sent him one asking him to sell me on moving to Strong Badia.

I'm guessing the reason the Tire hasn't won the title yet is because there's a glass ceiling in Strong Badia instead of a bundt cake pan.

Author:  Evil Yoshi [ Thu Aug 18, 2005 2:45 pm ]
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i asked strongbad why the cheat has a gold tooth :cheatgrin:

Author:  Dark Grapefruit [ Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:59 pm ]
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Dear SB,
Do you watch any cartoons on the internet? Have you ever made one? I bet you could be a better cartoonist than The Cheat.
With a stupid joke about crap instead of "yours truly",
Courtney, Ontario


Dear SB,
What is the best book you have ever read?
Courtney, ontario

Author:  FireBird [ Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:31 pm ]
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Dear Strong Bad,
Have you ever been to one of Marzipan's protests? What are they like?
Your pal,

Author:  Fresh_and_Clean [ Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:07 am ]
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I sent one last week saying that I would visit Strong Bad for a week if he could be really really nice to Strong Sad for a month.

Author:  DESTROY US ALL! [ Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:22 am ]
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Dear SB,
How well did you do in school?

I ain't gonna do it.
Tylah, Ohio


Hello Mr. Bad
I regret to inform you that I am more awesome than you.

Cooler than you,
Tylah, Ohio

Author:  Upset_Your_Balance [ Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:24 am ]
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I can't remember any of the emails I've sent Strong Bad (I've sent at least two), but here's one that my friend whom I just recently got into Homestar Runner sent:

Strong Bad,
Why do you have to be so mean to Strong Sad? I dare you to say one nice thing to him, and you have to pretend like you mean it. I don't think you can do it. In fact, I'm willing to bet $500 you can't say just one nice thing to Strong Sad.
Ashley (the Strong Sad fan)

She tends to favor characters who get picked on a lot. (She's also obsessed with Butters from South Park.)

Author:  TurboJ [ Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:07 pm ]
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My Email wrote:
Dear Strong Bad (a.k.a. Coolest of the cool)

Me and my sister are big fans of your comic Teen Girl Squad. We are desperate for you to make more of them (cos you are obviously the coolest). So, could you? PLEASE???

Forever worshipping you,

Matt Lindsay, England

I really like Teen Girl Squad. It's just so crazy! But not like Sweet Cuppin' Cakes.

Author:  Obomaru [ Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:25 am ]
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I asked something like:"Has Coach Z's accent ever got him into some serious trouble?"

Author:  Urmean15 [ Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:37 am ]
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Oh here I've got one.I sent a poorly spelt one with bad grammer to confuse strong bad.

Subject:IM A DORG!!

LOUVEVE AnQreS!!!!(Andrew)

Yea it was really stupid.

Author:  KatamariHomestarDamacy [ Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:17 pm ]
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Here's mine:

Subject: Favorite video games

Hey Strong Bad (Who is way more awesomer than Homestar or myself combined),
I am a video game person and I love checking out your e-mails, but in the name of crap, I was wondering what are your favorite video games besides Trogdor. Well, what the crap are they?
Crapfully Crap, (Yeah, I know you're gettting annoyed of that, aren't ya?),
*insert a real name here*
On the planet Saturn
P.S. For the love of crap, ANSWER THIS E-MAIL PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!
P.P.S. I just looked and found 4 "crap" words in this e-mail.

Hey, Strong Bad could answer this e-mail, right?

Author:  Rhin Beoulve [ Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:30 pm ]
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Dear Strong Bad,
Are there any mysteries that need solving in Strongbadia? If so, you and your superior intellect could easily figure them out. You should do so.
Yours truly,
Shane Jasperse, PA

Yeah, I'm such a loser.

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