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WHO WOULD YOU EMAIL????
Poll ended at Tue Oct 30, 2007 2:17 am
STRONG BAD 83%  83%  [ 5 ]
THE Homestarrunner 17%  17%  [ 1 ]
Homestarrunner(current) 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Total votes : 6
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 5:04 pm 
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Well I have sent a few SB emails in my time. Most of them sucked like the King of Town on an octillion popsicles (dipped in butter). My most recent email has been about SS committing suicide. (Hey, it's more than likely. He IS depressed.) I plan to write one that goes like
Dear Strong Bad
This is my personal opinion.
1. Strong Sad is way better than you.
2. The Poopsmith AND the King of Town are better than you.
3. Ah yes, Strong Sad is brilliant and Homestar is smart (compared to you at least)
Delete if you agree with point 1
Answer if you agree with point 2
Skip if you agree with point 3
Run Away if you agree with point 4 (a.k.a. all three points.)
Thisllbehillarious.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:52 am 
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If I ever send an email to Strong Bad, It would just be asking if he has any parents of some sort.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 5:38 pm 
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Just sent:
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Hi StrongBad,

I think it would be cool if you would create one of those interactive emails again.
You know, like the one where you glued Strong Sad's hands to different parts of his body and we could decide to which.

Greetings from your Fan,

PS, FRG :)


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 6:26 pm 
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Just sent these 2:

Wazzup Strong Bad, yo!

I waz juzt wunderin does thay haz any unda-ground gangz in ZtrongBadia??1?!1!?!?1!/1!?1?!

Peace Out, yo
Someone, Someplace

AND

Hey The Strongest Of The Baddest

I was just wondering, how does the cheat do voices for his cartoons?
Does he have someopne help him or does he user some sort of wierd
program? Or is 'The Cheat' some sort of evil secret identity and he
really can talk and pretty soon he's going to take over your house and
he'll send you to da MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!

A perfectly calm and most likely not insane person,
A perfectly calm and most likely not insane person, Mars


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:46 pm 
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I just sent this one off:

Hi Strong Bad,

I've noticed that Videlectrix seem to have been running a monopoly on games production. You can make polygon games; why don't you start your own games company? You could hire people to do the work for you.

NOT crapfully crap,
00tinytim00.


I hope TBC at least consider it.

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I sent one recently as well, hoping to get on :sb: 's good side, know what I mean? It went like this:

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Yo StrongBadMan!

People who ask you how you type with boxing gloves on are stupid. The better question is, how does the Cheat type without hands? And why do people still pay attention to Strong Sad? He's a pain.

-Gryff


Yeah I know there's no way they'll post that. But it was fun anyway.

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I should have asked how homestar types without hands too

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I remember sending one about inserting sharp objects into Homestar, mainly because of boredom.

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Location: The island. Where and when that is I cannot say...
I just dusted off a buncha old emails and sent them again:

Dear Strong Bad,
You like to sing so much, we were thinking maybwe you should start a rock band. Then you could be rich and famous and get all the ladies. We'd come to your concert for sure.
Sincerely,
Courtney and Daniel
Ontario

(Daniel being my brother)

Dear Strong Bad,
What is the funiest prank you evr pulled on Homestar Runner?
Your fan,
Courtney K.

Dear Strong Bad,
It's my friend's birtday soon and I don't know what to do for her. What would be your ideal way to spend a birthdaY?
Signed,
Courtney
ON

Notice the spelling errors in each.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:33 pm 
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I sent him one as Samara from "The Ring". Hehehehe...

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I just sent him my first e-mail a few days ago. I asked if he ever puts on ashirt when it's cold outside. I doubt it will make it but fingers crossed.


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I sent him one asking if they had the Sneak Commando's in 1936.I hope it gets answered.

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 Post subject: Just sent two emails to Strong Bad.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 7:49 pm 
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They went:

"Dear Strong Bad,

Are you a Democrat or a Republican?

Andy
Wisconsin"

and

"Dear Strong Bad,

Whatever happened to Homeschool Winner?

Sincerely,
Andy
Wisconsin".

I hope that one of them gets answered! If not, well, I don't really care, but I hope they do.

Wish me luck!


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Heh heh. No, I'm not. I joined August 26th. I just don't post a lot. Or at all. I'm alot more active on the actual wiki.


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 10:42 pm 
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OK- I just sent another one:

"Dear Strong Bad,

Why do you hate Homestar so much? Did he do something to you?

Andy
Wisconsin"


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MERGE THIS!

(Into the topic "Emails sent to Strong bad")

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OK!


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homsar999 wrote:
OK!


YOU CANT DO IT!

(Do your stuff admins!)

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I have sent 3 this week: I sent one on Monday, and I've sent two today. Here they are:

(Emails 1 and 2 suck, email 3 is better)

Email #1:

Dear Strong Bad,

Are you a Democrat or a Republican?

Andy
Wisconsin

Email #2:

Dear Strong Bad,

Whatever happened to Homeschool Winner?

Andy
Wisconsin

Email #3:

Dear Strong Bad:

Why do you hate Homestar so much? Did he do something to you?

Andy
Milwaukee, WI

There they are.


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This new merging techno-loggy is awexome!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 12:24 am 
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Fhqwhgadshgnsdbkhsdabkfab wrote:
2) I don't think they're too keen on mentioning jokes that they've let die down (see the The King of Town being Marzipan's dad joke). We all wonder who Homeschool is, but we may never know.


Ohhh, I don't know. Watch Sample of Style on the DVD (if/when you get it).

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Pardon me if I'm fairly new to Homestar, but what are people talking about when they mention Homeschool Winner?


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You know we have a wiki, right?
http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Homeschool_Winner

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Well, here are some e-mails I've sent:

First: not very good
Hey Strong Bad,

Strong Badia looks like it's in short supply of mooses...moose?
Meese? You should get some - you'd be even cooler than you are now
with a moose!

Hoping people laugh at you,
The Mongolian Moose


Second: Fairly good
Dear Strong Bad,

You now have a virus on your computer. Everything's going to start
melting, and soon poor Compy's going to blow up. Happy trails, NERD!

Your fan,
Mongolian Moose


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 Post subject: Fresh Email
PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 4:53 am 
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Sent this Sunday, incase it does somehow get picked... here's a post to prove it in advance and all that jazz:

Dear Strong Bad,

My friend is in love with Strong Sad. She's also available right now, so I was wondering on her behalf if Strong Sad is available.

Danke sehr,
Ghost
Bonesteel, South Dakota

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i ahve sent so many e-mail's this week I hope they get answered i can't remember how they go!

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I've tried this one for good meaure (dormsville just because)
And 'shead' is on purpose

Dear Strong Bad,

How much tears would a strong sad tear if a strong sad could shead tears?

Mikesch, Dormsville


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 Post subject: Emails you've sent to strong bad
PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:53 am 
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I've sent this to Strong Bad a month ago. Here it is:

dear STRONG bad,
you are extremely awesome but how are
you going to be soooo awesome if you'rre
dead? why not make a time capsule of
stuff filled with stuff about you to
be opened in at least X0 years.
please answer this,
sam concord california

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:35 pm 
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Here's one I'm planning on sending:

Hey SB,
What else do you do on your computer other than anwser emails? I bet you have some really awexome games on there.
Yours truly,
Courtney, ON

I haven't sent it yet... I'm going to wait until he has a computer before I ask him about it.

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The only potentially worthwhile email I ever sent Strong Bad was asking if he knew any other languages, 'cause I hear the ladies really go for guys who speak French. And I think I said something about Klingonese in there too...


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