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If Homestar and Marzipan got married and had little babies, what do you think they would look like? And would they be called like Home-zipans, or Marzi-stars?

8/29/03

Salutations

I was wondering about your Luchadore(sp?) mask you are always wearing. Do you wrestle down in Mexico, or do you just wear it for the heck of it? If you do wrestle South of the border, I would love to see some of your matches.

And that brings up a related question about your boxing gloves (no, I'm not going to ask how you can type with them) But I ask if you box at all?

If nothing else, hows about you beat the snot out of Strong Sad? That freak needs some Zoloft or something...

Joe
South Euclid, OH

12/10/03, 1/20/04, 1,27/04, 2/9/04, 2/16/04, 2/23/04, 3/16/04

Dear Strongbad,

I can't help but obsess over the purpose of your luchador style mask. Did you once wrestle in cactus death matches South of the boarder? Or are you just some wierdo who likes to wear a mask?

Not afraid to ask stupid questions:
Joseph MacAdam
South Euclid, OH

8/16/04

Dear Strong "I'm too good to answer Joseph's e-mails" Bad

What's your problem little man? I have sent my inquiry a dozen hundred times, and you have yet to reply! All I asked was wether or not your wrestling mask and boxing gloves had any real significance, or if they were just a part of your 'costume'. Maybe they do, and you just suffered humiliating defeat after humiliating defeat...

Most annoyed:
Joseph, OH

11/16/04

Salutations, Strong Bad

I have recently acquired a rare video tape of the legendary tag team The Brothers Strong. You and your big bro really need to get out of retirement, I'm sure you two will have no problems brushing off the ring rust and once again capturing the prestigious Awesome Wrestling League tag titles!

Your devout fan,
Joseph, OH

Joseph MacAdam
South Euclid, OH

Well uh, I never send emails because how many emails does he get a day (5000,6000?). Anyway, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't bet my life on the fact that he might answer my email.

Its a better chance that you'll get cancer in the next week. Or in the next second. I dunno.

I did send one email, but I don't remember what it was.

subject: strong badia ownership
Dear Strong Bad:

Is Strong Badia a part of Free Country USA?

-Some guy in the Central US

Here's one I'm planning on sending:

Hey SB,
What else do you do on your computer other than anwser emails? I bet you have some really awexome games on there.
Yours truly,
Courtney, ON

I haven't sent it yet... I'm going to wait until he has a computer before I ask him about it.

Hmm. Mod's got a grudge on me for "double-posting", yet nothing when you do it.

isent in the virus 1 at my freinds birthday party as a joke.

i did not think that they would answer it but thet did.

i am the reason 4 the utter demise of the compy

but i also sent in this 1

Dear mister bad

your computor is now infested with 423,827 viruses.

i think this is were TBC got the idea for that many virus. Quincedince, i think nOT!

Dear Strong Bad,

I create video games and things of that sort, but I can't come up with any ideas of what to make! Please send me some ideas for video games.

From,
Troid92

Author:	PizzaTrophy [ Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:52 am ]
Post subject:	Sent emails
Hey, that time capsu;le one got picked! I've sent a few over the months... One about how the Cheat does the voices for his cartoons (same, Super Orange), one about what activities would he plan if he had to babysit kids for a night (we all know how much he loves little kiddies). My favourite was one I sent maybe last week (they can get creative with this one!): Dear StrongBad, If Homestar and Marzipan got married and had little babies, what do you think they would look like? And would they be called like Home-zipans, or Marzi-stars? Hoping WE will get married someday and have little babies of our own, Melly Australia

Author:	thefreakyblueman [ Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:57 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Sent emails
PizzaTrophy wrote: If Homestar and Marzipan got married and had little babies, what do you think they would look like? And would they be called like Home-zipans, or Marzi-stars? That's a rather disturbing though, eh? I don't know if I'd want to see the result of that one....

Author:	Another Fan [ Thu Nov 25, 2004 4:03 am ]
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Author:	Cwapface [ Mon Nov 29, 2004 1:30 am ]
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Just sent one of my own: Dear Strong Baaad, What would happen if you didn't get any emails? Would you have to improvize? From, Owen D Philly, PA

Author:	BeefotronX [ Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:18 pm ]
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Here's one I just had sent. Code: Dear Strong Bad: I built an artificial human, but it ran away and became a stockbroker. What do you think I should do about this problem? A crapfully awesome mad scientist, Dr. Amos T. Frohawk Burgville, PA.

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Author:	Another Fan [ Thu Nov 25, 2004 4:04 am ]
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Author:	The Sezza [ Tue Nov 30, 2004 10:44 am ]
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Here's an e-mail me and a friend from school just sent. Hey duh Strong Bad. We were wondering if you're like, a happy drunk. Or if anyone else is. Or if you've found the cheese we hid under your couch. I mean, didn't hide under your couch. You better respond, because we sure aren't standing outside your window with shotguns. Nope. Luv from Da Flea and The Sezza, Australia.

Author:	Dr. Zaius [ Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:06 am ]
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Quote: 8/29/03 Salutations I was wondering about your Luchadore(sp?) mask you are always wearing. Do you wrestle down in Mexico, or do you just wear it for the heck of it? If you do wrestle South of the border, I would love to see some of your matches. And that brings up a related question about your boxing gloves (no, I'm not going to ask how you can type with them) But I ask if you box at all? If nothing else, hows about you beat the snot out of Strong Sad? That freak needs some Zoloft or something... Joe South Euclid, OH Quote: 12/10/03, 1/20/04, 1,27/04, 2/9/04, 2/16/04, 2/23/04, 3/16/04 Dear Strongbad, I can't help but obsess over the purpose of your luchador style mask. Did you once wrestle in cactus death matches South of the boarder? Or are you just some wierdo who likes to wear a mask? Not afraid to ask stupid questions: Joseph MacAdam South Euclid, OH Quote: 8/16/04 Dear Strong "I'm too good to answer Joseph's e-mails" Bad What's your problem little man? I have sent my inquiry a dozen hundred times, and you have yet to reply! All I asked was wether or not your wrestling mask and boxing gloves had any real significance, or if they were just a part of your 'costume'. Maybe they do, and you just suffered humiliating defeat after humiliating defeat... Most annoyed: Joseph, OH Quote: 11/16/04 Salutations, Strong Bad I have recently acquired a rare video tape of the legendary tag team The Brothers Strong. You and your big bro really need to get out of retirement, I'm sure you two will have no problems brushing off the ring rust and once again capturing the prestigious Awesome Wrestling League tag titles! Your devout fan, Joseph, OH Ah, it's great having a 2GB e-mail storage. I never have to delete anything! Anyway, I haven't really looked at them in a long time, and it's purely coincidence that the last 3 were all sent on the 16th... maybe I should make that a regular thing now... But as you can see, I REALLY want to see another 'toon of SB wrestling

Author:	Stinkoman K [ Wed Dec 01, 2004 9:04 pm ]
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Dear Strong Bad, Do you play the Trogdor Trading Card Game? How do you play? Brian

Author:	Upsilon [ Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:14 pm ]
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Dr. Zaius wrote: Joseph MacAdam South Euclid, OH Strong Bad missed out on a good opportunity to call someone "Macadamia"...

Author:	Utard [ Thu Dec 02, 2004 8:32 pm ]
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How does TBC choose there emails? do they just choose random, or do they find one that would best suit a funny cartoon? I sent an email: Dear Strongbad. will you ever grow a mustache or a beard? That would be sooo kewl. (since you dont have regular hair) -Jakers UT

Author:	Tidus [ Sat Dec 04, 2004 12:58 am ]
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Well uh, I never send emails because how many emails does he get a day (5000,6000?). Anyway, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't bet my life on the fact that he might answer my email. Its a better chance that you'll get cancer in the next week. Or in the next second. I dunno. I did send one email, but I don't remember what it was.

Author:	Hysterical Woman [ Sat Dec 04, 2004 4:26 pm ]
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Tidus wrote: Well uh, I never send emails because how many emails does he get a day (5000,6000?). Anyway, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't bet my life on the fact that he might answer my email. Its a better chance that you'll get cancer in the next week. Or in the next second. I dunno. I did send one email, but I don't remember what it was. Sure, it's a long shot, but unlike the lottery, it's free! Also, unlike the lottery, you don't get any money. But at least you don't have to pay taxes on it. Plus, my psychic source say you already have cancer. Sorry, Tidus.

Author:	martinman [ Sun Dec 05, 2004 5:38 am ]
Post subject:	BMW Lighter
I sent one that went like: Hey Strong Bad, Whats the deal with you BMW lighter? Where did you get it? Was it one of those heirloom kinda things or just something you picked up at some gas station on the interstate. From, Andrew H. That was basically it.

Author:	EdgarWare [ Wed Dec 08, 2004 10:13 pm ]
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I sent one 2 minutes ago asking if he could switch bodies with anyone, who would it be and why? I hope it gets answered.

Author:	Puphles [ Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:00 am ]
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I told SB he sould add a laugh track to his show, so everyone will know when to laugh.

Author:	ramrod [ Mon Dec 13, 2004 2:31 pm ]
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Two of mine Dear Strong Bad, Are Homestar and Homsar related,and thet's why they are morons, or are they just stupid on their own terms. Your fan Justin, Lake NY Dear Strong Bad, Could you tell us how Coach Z and Bubs met and why they're good freinds. Singed Dormar

Author:	InvaderTK [ Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:38 pm ]
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I just sent an e-mail to Strong Sad, asking him about his favorite films from the 1930's. I hope so much he responds. Proboalbly not, but to quote Proffesor Farnsworth [quote="Prof. Farnsworth]A man can dream, can't he? A man can dream.[/quote]

Author:	the_stolker [ Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:05 am ]
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Here Is one I sent a while ago: Dear Strong Bad, Hey it would be really awesome if you the cheat homestar ad someone like bubs started a band. A hopefull fan, The Stolker Yup that sums it up.

Author:	Dark Grapefruit [ Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:34 am ]
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You know what I have noticed? Every single time I send a new email to SB, he doesn't do an email that week. Aren't I a lucky one. edit: Just so you know, there won't be one next week. Here's the email: Dear SB, I have exams coming up soon and I'm toally freaking out over them. Could you give me any advice on how to pass?I would be eternally grateflu if you would. Thanks in advance, Courtney, Ontario

Author:	woddfellow2 [ Sun Dec 12, 2004 9:54 pm ]
Post subject:	strong badia ownership
I just emailed this one: woddfellow2 wrote: subject: strong badia ownership Dear Strong Bad: Is Strong Badia a part of Free Country USA? -Some guy in the Central US I hope it gets answered.

Author:	bmhg15 [ Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:31 am ]
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One time I asked him what his favorite swear word was, not actually saying that words like the A, B and C words don't count.

Author:	Mashed Potato Jones [ Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:33 pm ]
Post subject:	man im cool
isent in the virus 1 at my freinds birthday party as a joke. i did not think that they would answer it but thet did. i am the reason 4 the utter demise of the compy but i also sent in this 1 Dear mister bad your computor is now infested with 423,827 viruses. i think this is were TBC got the idea for that many virus. Quincedince, i think nOT!

Author:	bmhg15 [ Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:39 pm ]
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Hmm. Mod's got a grudge on me for "double-posting", yet nothing when you do it.

Author:	ramrod [ Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:41 pm ]
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bmhg15 wrote: Hmm. Mod's got a grudge on me for "double-posting", yet nothing when you do it. Trust me, he did. BOT: I send a few, hoping that 1 gets answered. But nonetheless...

Author:	Upsilon [ Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:48 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: man im cool
Mashed Potato Jones wrote: isent in the virus 1 at my freinds birthday party as a joke. i did not think that they would answer it but thet did. i am the reason 4 the utter demise of the compy but i also sent in this 1 Dear mister bad your computor is now infested with 423,827 viruses. i think this is were TBC got the idea for that many virus. Quincedince, i think nOT! This is the most implausible thing I've ever read.

Author:	Homesmash Brother [ Wed Dec 15, 2004 9:43 pm ]
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Here are some I sent in: Code: Subject: taking over Dear Strong Bad, I've come back from the dead and I'm taking over your e-mail show. Sincerely, Homeschool Zombie Winner. Code: Subject: Computer Design Dear Strong Bad, Congratulations on your new Lappy 486. But have you ever thought of designing your own computer? Imagine checking your e-mails on a computer you made up yourself! Maybe Bubs could help you out. Megabytefully yours, Tom Code: Subject: TO RULE THEM ALL!!! Dear Strong Bad, How come you don't do anything evil anymore? And The Cheat doesn't do any cheating either. What happened? Sincerely, Tom from Riverside, RI. Code: Subject: Just another e-mail for yoooooouuuuuu... How's it hanging, Strong Bad? My friend Gerald and I would like to know if you have a lawyer. Sincerely, Tom H.

Author:	iKipapa [ Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:12 am ]
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the only time i emailed him i asked something dumb it went a-sumthing like this: Dear Strong Bad, have you ever considered being a physchiatrist? if you ever consider can i have your number? Love, SHAMU

Author:	troid92 [ Sun Dec 19, 2004 4:00 am ]
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I sent him something like this: Quote: Dear Strong Bad, I create video games and things of that sort, but I can't come up with any ideas of what to make! Please send me some ideas for video games. From, Troid92 The sb email that came a few days after i sent this was the 'video games' email. Too bad it wasn't mine...

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