Emails you've sent to Strong Bad

woshichun · **Joined:** Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:28 am **Posts:** 3

I asked about Homestar's accent. I was hoping is would be the 200th. :-(

I set my self-standards too high, chocolate cake.

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 29, 2011 2:34 am

Awexome wrote:

I just sent one that sounds like a Dr. Seuss poem. I even signed it "Sincerely, Dr. Geisel".

Dude, that is awesome. I've only sent like 5 and I can't remember any of them. Except one where I asked if he REALLY hates Homestar and if so can I see some proof? It also mentioned the possibility of......(awkward pause).......LUV. Jibbly (can that be singular?)! Other than that........actually I think I'll send one right now.
S to the T to the R to the O to - ah, you get it,
I've got about 147 problems, and I'm going to go into a long, detailed account of every single one of them. But not in this email. I'm craving popcorn. And pudding. I love Pom Pom. I'm wearing a pretty shirt. I have a hand cramp. So my question is, do YOU ever email anybody? If so, who and why?
SINCERELY,
A Person, From a Town, in a State
Actually, I'm thinking of sending an email where I just type Forward: and Re: a billion times. LOL. Get it?

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 29, 2011 2:54 am

Okay, I just sent one that I think is pretty cool. Here it is:
Yo Yo Stro Stro,

Wait. You know what? That was stupid. Lemme start over. AHEM -

Hey Ho, Let's Strogo -

What the sense-make?! Chiz, I suck at this. Ummm.....okay. How about this?

Strong Bad who's not Strong Mad, or Strong Sad, but is so bad! And....umm.....

Where was I even going with that?

Umm......can you help me out, man? I seriously suck at this. Like, totally. EPICALLY. Help!

Signed,

Little Dude from Across the Street
LOL. Totally stole that from Everybody Hates Chris. Anywho, whatchu peoples think?

jenngra505 · **Joined:** Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:49 pm **Posts:** 1

I sent a email to :sb:

it said

Dear Strong Bad
Did you know that the horrible painting just wants to entertain guests and that you can jump into the painting?

From Zachary NY

lu9 · **Joined:** Sat Jul 09, 2011 10:53 pm **Posts:** 135

i Sent it and it still didn't answer:
"Hi Strong bad,
What's your favorite computer you ever had before?

Much Crap,
- Lucas from Brazil
(Also, i lol'd at your carmen miranda
suit, ha ha)"

So, what you think about the Computers?
Tandy? Compy? Lappy? Compé?
He he.

Cheatina · **Posted:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:23 am

hsr4ever85 wrote:

Okay, I just sent one that I think is pretty cool. Here it is:
Yo Yo Stro Stro,

Wait. You know what? That was stupid. Lemme start over. AHEM -

Hey Ho, Let's Strogo -

What the sense-make?! Chiz, I suck at this. Ummm.....okay. How about this?

Strong Bad who's not Strong Mad, or Strong Sad, but is so bad! And....umm.....

Where was I even going with that?

Umm......can you help me out, man? I seriously suck at this. Like, totally. EPICALLY. Help!

Signed,

Little Dude from Across the Street
LOL. Totally stole that from Everybody Hates Chris. Anywho, whatchu peoples think?

I LOL'd at that. :-D

He would probably say "Yeah, man. You suck. At life."
Not that I think so. I think you rock, actually.

But

doesn't seem to think anybody rocks, except himself. :mrgreen:

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 7:55 pm

WHY HAVEN'T I MET YOU BEFORE NOW?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

user name styles · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:37 pm

I once tried to send him one about camping or something (I can't remember it too well it was back in '08) but I have convinced one of my friends that i've sent "butt IQ" since the person who sent it and I have the same name.

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:22 pm

user name styles wrote:

I once tried to send him one about camping or something (I can't remember it too well it was back in '08) but I have convinced one of my friends that i've sent "butt IQ" since the person who sent it and I have the same name.

Lol. That's pretty awesome! So, your name is Tyler, eh, Tyler? Well, it's very nice to meet you.

user name styles · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:28 pm

Its nice to meet you too.

Dude, you are awesome i'm putting you on my friends list.

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:56 pm

THERE'S A FRIENDS LIST?! WHAAAAT??!!?&,:;%${} I GOTTA GET IN ON THAT ACTION!!!!
P.S. I'm totally adding you, Cheatina.

Cheatina · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:05 am

hsr4ever85 wrote:

THERE'S A FRIENDS LIST?! WHAAAAT??!!?&,:;%${} I GOTTA GET IN ON THAT ACTION!!!!
P.S. I'm totally adding you, Cheatina.

Too late. I already added you. :-D

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:13 pm

Well, I added you too, so there! :mrgreen:

But, OMFG, yay, you added meeeee!!!! I am SO happy right now, like, flippin' off rainbows happy.....................on the *way off key* WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSS of an EMAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLLLLL!

Marzichan · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:50 am

SEAN'D! wrote:

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TOTPD!!
:eekdance:

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Marzichan · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:51 am

i'd call

!

IGetFrenchFries · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:31 am

I remember the first one I sent was asking what the grossest thing he had ever experienced was, then a few years later I sent one asking about what it would be like if he were a rapper, and the most recent was about his thoughts on 3D movies. None of those have been answered.

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:27 am

Um, he already IS a rapper. And a totally rampaging one at that. XD

jblick · **Joined:** Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:37 pm **Posts:** 12

Dear Senor Strong Bad,

If The Cheat cannot speak any english, then how does he make the voices for his cartoons?

From,
James
Ontario

and

Dear Strong BAD,

Wow, the King of town will eat everything, I am a hot girl and will give you a big kiss if you could find something that the King of town won't eat.

From,
A Hot Girl
Great White North

Senor_Cardgage · **Posted:** Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:23 am

jblick wrote:

Dear Strong BAD,

Wow, the King of town will eat everything, I am a hot girl and will give you a big kiss if you could find something that the King of town won't eat.

From,
A Hot Girl
Great White North

What's the Great White north?

Splash · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:28 pm

jblick wrote:

Dear Senor Strong Bad,

If The Cheat cannot speak any english, then how does he make the voices for his cartoons?

From,
James
Ontario

Actually, this was asked (and answered) in the Chapman Bros' visit to Georgia Tech!
http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Georgia_Tech

ninjamitsuki · **Posted:** Sat May 12, 2012 3:25 am

Here's some I've sent:

Quote:

Dear Strong Bad,
A few nights ago, I had a dream that your previous incarnation was a chain smoking priest with superhuman endurance. Since this was only a dream, I'd like to know the reality. What kind of past lives do you think you've had? Hopefully you were something awesome.

From,
Melanie Cohen,
Freehold, New Jersey

I did have a dream around that time that Wolfwood from Trigun reincarnated into Strong Bad. I know that mentioning the name of an established fictional character outside of Homestar Runner would probably not be answered, so I sort of worked around that.

Quote:

Dear Strong Bad,
What were your forefathers like? Were they as awesome as you? What achievements did they accomplish? How long ago does the Strong Bad lineage go back to?

From,
Sweet Ann

Sweet Ann is the name of a Vocaloid. I just wanted to see how Strong Bad would play with that name on the off-chance it got answered.

Quote:

Dear Strong Bad,

Wubba Dubba Dubba Zat True?

From,
Reporter Lady

This was a silly/spam email I sent to make a joke about Rhythm Heaven Fever. I knew it wouldn't be answered but I wondered if TBC would get the joke.

And today, I sent this:

Quote:

Dear Strong Bad,
I have noticed that a lot of stuff you made up in your email show
turns real after a while. Why don't you use these powers to will
awesome things into existence?

From,
Melanie, NJ

Because I honestly want to know how Li'l Brudder got his own cartoon and how Trogdor got his own video game.

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc · **Posted:** Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:22 am

Krissy wrote:

Dear Strong Bad,

Try this some day when you're bored and need a good laugh. First, send letters telling several chosen victims to meet you at a certain time in a designated location, and sign the letters 'Your Secret Admirer'. Then, you hide out near the designated location and watch as the victims awkwardly meet up together.

Krissy

L O L. Strong Bad should choose Homestar and Strong Bad...or even better: Coach Z and Homsar!

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc · **Posted:** Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:29 am

hsr4ever85 wrote:

Okay, I just sent one that I think is pretty cool. Here it is:
Yo Yo Stro Stro,

Wait. You know what? That was stupid. Lemme start over. AHEM -

Hey Ho, Let's Strogo -

What the sense-make?! Chiz, I suck at this. Ummm.....okay. How about this?

Strong Bad who's not Strong Mad, or Strong Sad, but is so bad! And....umm.....

Where was I even going with that?

Umm......can you help me out, man? I seriously suck at this. Like, totally. EPICALLY. Help!

Signed,

Little Dude from Across the Street
LOL. Totally stole that from Everybody Hates Chris. Anywho, whatchu peoples think?

L...O...L. Litterally. Usually when I say LOL, I don't really LOL, I just say it because it's funny. But I ACTUALLY REALLY LOLED at this.

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:39 pm

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc wrote:

L...O...L. Litterally. Usually when I say LOL, I don't really LOL, I just say it because it's funny. But I ACTUALLY REALLY LOLED at this.

Nice to know, but it really wasn't that funny. But hey, whatever floats your peach. XD

Homesmash Brother · **Joined:** Thu Jul 22, 2004 7:16 pm **Posts:** 28

Here's one I'm planning on sending if the site ever comes back:

Code:

Dear Strong Bad,

When I first went to your website back around the "date" e-mail, I thought it was going to end up being one of those gross-out shows. You know, the kind where you see close-ups of people's uvulas all the time. I now know that's not the case, but now I'm kind of curious. If you were going to make a gross out show, what would it be like?

Uvulally yours,
Tom from Rhode Island

Now that I think about it, this one is probably too long, Clanky, too looooong!

hsr4ever85 · **Posted:** Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:08 pm

Homesmash Brother wrote:

Here's one I'm planning on sending if the site ever comes back:

Code:

Dear Strong Bad,

When I first went to your website back around the "date" e-mail, I thought it was going to end up being one of those gross-out shows. You know, the kind where you see close-ups of people's uvulas all the time. I now know that's not the case, but now I'm kind of curious. If you were going to make a gross out show, what would it be like?

Uvulally yours,
Tom from Rhode Island

Now that I think about it, this one is probably too long, Clanky, too looooong!

Eh, not really. I'm pretty sure it would make it past Edga Jr.

TwiceStyle · **Posted:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:51 am

Homesmash Brother wrote:

Here's one I'm planning on sending if the site ever comes back:

Code:

Dear Strong Bad,

When I first went to your website back around the "date" e-mail, I thought it was going to end up being one of those gross-out shows. You know, the kind where you see close-ups of people's uvulas all the time. I now know that's not the case, but now I'm kind of curious. If you were going to make a gross out show, what would it be like?

Uvulally yours,
Tom from Rhode Island

Now that I think about it, this one is probably too long, Clanky, too looooong!

I can't imagine that as an actual sbemail. *jibblies*

purrrentice · **Posted:** Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:09 pm

About a month ago, part of a dream I had involved watching a new Strong Bad Email that popped-up. I checked the site when I woke up (silly I know), and when I saw no update, I wrote the Bros and SB and told them about it. :cheatgrin:

I wonder how many/if any emails are sent to that site now. I really miss H*R.

TwiceStyle · **Posted:** Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:26 am

Oh look, if it isn't The Cheat's Hot Mom!

I recall sending some when I was ten, back in 2010. I have absolutely no recollection of what they said.

Cyberdemon · **Posted:** Thu Apr 03, 2014 4:34 am

Dear Strong Bad
Welcome back to your computer. We all missed you.
Is Strong Sad worthy of the Strong name? What extraordinary feats of strength has he exhibited (if any)?

Sincerely yours
Benjamin
New Zealand

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