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Emails you've sent to Strong Bad
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Author:  iKipapa [ Sun Dec 19, 2004 5:51 am ]
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i just sent in 11 emails in 5 minutes
they are all signed with ikipapa1 from san diego zoo. (i have proof)

if you see the email on monday and it has something to do with a spider, yoga, or kicking homestar, its probably mine

Author:  MagicHero [ Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:18 am ]
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Dear Strong Bad,
I have heard that Homestar Runner is a terrific athlete. Can you confirm this?
-Jimmy, CA

(Note: I made up the name "jimmy".)

Author:  Brightstar [ Tue Dec 21, 2004 5:47 am ]
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This is from way back when HSR poured Mountain Dew on his compy 386

Dear Strong Bad,
I understand with recent events that happened beyond your control, you are in need of a new computer. Well have I got just the computer for you. The L40SX is a computer with the old school technology that you like so much. In's a laptop! This would allow you to go outside and do emails while next to the stick and such. And it's also got that old school processor of a 386 as well so you'll be right at home with it. I hope this helps in your search for a new computer.

Pouring soda on Homestar runner's bed while he sleeping,

Of course we all know it was strangely working fine in the next email.

Author:  Van Mundegaarde [ Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:43 pm ]
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I think one of the emails I sent was used in Cheatday when The Cheat was answering emails. So I guess he'll gnaw my face off.

The one I think was mine was the one about "what do your parents look like".

EDIT: has a girl's name on it...definitely not mine, but I have sent one asking about the Strong Parents before.

Author:  Homesmash Brother [ Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:55 am ]
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Here's a new one I sent:

Subject: explain your humor

Dear Strong Bad:

Me, my mom and my brother are huge fans of yours. But my dad doesn't get your jokes. Can you explain your humor so my dad can get it?

Sincerely, Tom.

Author:  the_stolker [ Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:57 am ]
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I Sent a Variation on one I sent earlyer askin if Strong Bad Homestar Bubs And the Cheat would form a Beatles Cover Band.

Author:  The Sturge [ Fri Dec 24, 2004 7:16 am ]
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i sent one in asking if strongbad has ever done any extreme sports, like skydiving or bunjee jumping.

Author:  Anydangway [ Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:09 am ]
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I just sent this one:

Hey Strong Bad--

How come you've never answered an e-mail from Hawaii? Do you have something against Hawaii? We're actually really nice people, you know.


Author:  Van Mundegaarde [ Sat Dec 25, 2004 5:47 am ]
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I just sent this one:

Dear Strong Bad,
What ever happened to that Homeschool Winner guy? Did he fall off the face of the earth or have a heavy lourde dropped on his head? Maybe someone should try and find him? I bet his mom is worried about him.

Your friend,
V. Mundegaarde

Author:  Brightstar [ Sat Dec 25, 2004 6:33 am ]
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I'm not actually gonna send this one in, but if anyone would like to, take it!
Dear Strongbad,

How do you type with a bag of chips on your hand, Like you did in your email "Morning Routine?" Answer this or I'll gnaw your face off.

The Chort

If that doesn't confuse the guys at HSR I don't know what will.

Author:  Van Mundegaarde [ Sat Dec 25, 2004 5:18 pm ]
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I just sent this one now:

Aloha Strong Bad,

I was wondering how you celbrate New Year's in Strong Badia. Is there a big fireworks show? I bet it's the bestest celbration ever!

H.R., Wiki Islands

Author:  Dr. Zaius [ Sat Dec 25, 2004 11:51 pm ]
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Let's see if he replies to THIS one! :D

Salutations, SB

For the better or worse part of the last year, I've been asking you about your past wrestling life. And week after week, you answer some stupid person's stupid question. Well, I've had it! So instead, I made you in a popular wrestling game. BEHOLD! ... CBKG53BW4G

I hope you like getting your butt kicked by the lady types, because I make it happen twice a fortnight!

Your reluctant fan
Joseph MacAdam

Author:  Puphles [ Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:31 am ]
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Dear Strong Bad,

How many of Strong Sad's pills can you make Homestar swallow in 10 seconds?

Ian, Lincoln Mass

Author:  Dark Grapefruit [ Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:14 pm ]
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And another one down. I think this one might have a good chance. I mean, there's so much they could do with it.

Hey, SB, how's it going? I'd like to know what your life would be like if you never started this whole weekly email business. Would you sytill be the awesome guy we know today?
Your fan,
Courtney from Ontario

Author:  Nevrmore [ Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:23 pm ]
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I sent in this one last week, hoping to get it in on Sunday so when the brothers chap were checking for emails to make, mine wouldn't be buried underneath thousands of other crappy one with crappy l33t and probably crappy ebonics.

That's exactly what happened. Anyway, this is the one I sent:
*wording may not be exact

Dear Strong Bad,

What with the release of Dangeresque 1, 2, and (eventually) 3, you must be a super awesome celebrity superstar!! What are you going to do with your newfound famedom??

Jordan "NotAGirl" G.

Author:  Cmarbagoi [ Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:03 pm ]
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I just sent this one:

Dear Almighty SB,

I just realised something. How do you pay for the Lappy, That TV, The Couch, and the Trogdor Arcade Cabinet if you don't have a job??? Did you ever have one? Or does the government send you welfare checks? I really, really, really, would like to knoqw.

Crapfully Rockin' Out,
Baltimore, MD

Author:  strongbadsgal [ Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:32 pm ]
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Dear, dear :sb: ,
Who the crap are your parents? What kind of jobs do they have? Is your mom a stay at home mom?

Lotza love,
Erica, Haiti

Author:  strongbadsgal [ Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:36 pm ]
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Author:  mariobros123 [ Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:02 pm ]
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i sent one that resembled the 5o email easter egg it went:

dear sir strong bad, stop, how do you opperate the tellagramapossle whilst wearing gentlmans sports gloves? stop. sighned lord elsington ding ding ding dings worth the second, but obviously it didnt work :sad:

Author:  Homsar444 [ Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:09 pm ]
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I once sent one saying

Der StrongBad,
Do you ever miss the good old days with your old computer the Tandy 400?
*Note this was sent back in the compy era.

Oh and get this:My friend from school said that he wrote the email where strongbad tried to make homestar cry with lil brudder.My frinds name is chris and he aid he lied about his name when he wrote that.I dont beleve him.

Author:  Cmarbagoi [ Sun Jan 02, 2005 1:05 am ]
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I sent this one yesterday:

Dear Almighty SB,

It has com to my attention that the King of Town, is indeed the king of Free Country USA. He doesn't do anything! Why don't you overthrow him so you can be the ruler of Strong Badia and the ruler of Free Country USA. Maybe then you can hoard the entire supply of Swiss Cake Rolls. Just a thot.

Crappfully Rockin' Out,
Baltimore, MD

Author:  iKipapa [ Wed Jan 05, 2005 2:21 am ]
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I just sent in a really good one (at least that's what i think) and will continue you to send it in throughout the week.

dear mighty strong bad,

ok, now that you have all the ladies, you might want to get some serious dough. oh! you could become a sports figure! and then with the serious dough, you could buy a moansion of sorts

your friend,
san diego zoo

Author:  TheNewX [ Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:20 am ]
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I've sent so many that i really can't remember what they all were.

I usually think hard about the questions, imagining which ones might be intresting to animate and/or write.

I try to keep the following in mind:

A. Will it end up going into a funny cutscene that would present an intresting situation for humor?
B. Is it a question that he would bother answering?
C. Does it have good opportunities to make fun of me in new and intresting ways?

Also, I noticed on the DVD commentary that the bros said they just throw out ones that are too long.

Among several of the things, i asked strong bad if he's ever ordered something to eat and got the wrong order, how Homestar keeps getting into his house and if Homestar came and went as he pleased in MY house that i'd probably DO something about it, What kind of wrestling entrance theme he would have (becuase I'm a fan of James A. Johnston's original WWE Entrance themes and was curious what a Strong Bad theme might sound like), If he's sure that Strong Sad isn't planning some sort of revenge on him, Why Pom-Pom dosn't show up that much anymore, and I also asked a question surprisingly almost exactly like the "unused Emails" question, but obviously wasn't mine.

Plus, my name is Karma Satori, and I come from Mishawaka, IN. I figure that's a pretty funny name for a town I live in, AND it's a real town. ^_-

He'll probably never answer. (I think the odds are somewhere like 400/1. Winning the lottery is probably easier. Or at least those scratch off tickets. Speaking of which, I think i'll email him about Scratch Off Lottery Ticket's at Bubs's stand. Then i think i'll go buy some. :p )

Author:  Pikachu Almighty [ Fri Jan 07, 2005 2:54 am ]
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Dear Strong Bad,
(Super Censor) you.

Author:  Cmarbagoi [ Sat Jan 08, 2005 6:33 pm ]
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I remember sending one talking about an online game. I tried to get him to play "Trogdor online".

Author:  Señor [ Sat Jan 08, 2005 6:55 pm ]
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I sent him one once it was like:

Dear Strong Bad,
You should take over Homestar's website.

Your main man,
Reid, TX

Author:  racerx_is_alive [ Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:19 pm ]
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Subject:Get rich selling e-mail props on e-bay 

Dear Strong Bad,

I just had an awesome idea that will get you very rich.  You should
auction off your old e-mail props.  People would pay through the nose
for an autographed pair of electric boots.  And an autographed script
of Dangeresque 2 could fetch millions!

And you could split some of the money with me.


Boulder CO

Author:  kerrek_slaya [ Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:46 pm ]
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I am one of the lucky ones to post here. I actually sent Strong Bad the email in "animal". (no need to post it, just watch animal) and i figured something out: The bros chaps apparently make up the subject, because when i sent him the email, i did not use a subject. i just left it blank. another thing i figured out is that strong bad no longer sends you an email back, even when he answers your email. Some other ones i sent that werent answered are:

Hey Strong Bad!

How strong are you actually? Your name is Strong Bad but you don’t really seem that strong. Or you don’t seem very bad, even. Please show evryone how strong you are.


Pittsburgh, Arizona.

...and another one is:

Dear Strong Bad,

Why does the King Of town like butter so much? It’s all he ever eats. Isn’t it? Plus why is your mask red and not green. Green is more you!
Somewhere? i made some other stupid ones which i will not embarass myself with by showing them here. so thats about it. bye!

Author:  Bottles982002 [ Tue Jan 11, 2005 1:11 am ]
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Sent one. It reads.

"Hey, Strong Bad!
Why don't you make up some kind of reality show?
You could be the host, and all those other idiots could
compete against each other for a cash-money prize they
won't get!

Larry, Ryan, and Larry,
Virginia Beach, VA"

Full credit goes to my father for the idea (he's the first Larry)

Author:  sticklyman [ Wed Jan 12, 2005 9:03 pm ]
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TheNewX wrote:
What kind of wrestling entrance theme he would have (becuase I'm a fan of James A. Johnston's original WWE Entrance themes and was curious what a Strong Bad theme might sound like)

Strong Badman,
Strong Badman,
Does whatever a Strong Bad can!
But...does that mean I don't need this cape?

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