If you want your email to have the best chance of being evolved into a SBemail, what do you think it needs? Consider these:
How grammatically correct would it have to be? Would the occasional misspelling or grammatical error grab the attention of Strong Bad so he can make a really good joke out of it?
When would the best time to send it to Strong Bad be? The day the new SBemail releases, or a little after that?
The subject of said SBemail. What does Strong Bad look for in a SBemail that he can make a really funny 5-minute rant about?
This is in some way a way of me knowing how I can get TBC's attention and finally get a email of mine made into a SBemail, which I'm sure is the goal of everyone else here.

But feel free to discuss it amongst the rest of ya' dang selves.
