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 Post subject: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:31 pm 
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Just as the title says, this topic is for making up all manner of intros by Strong Bad when he first checks his email. Here's one of my ideas:

STRONG BAD: (to the tune of Queen's "We Will Rock You") We will, we will, check your email! ...Or something!

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STRONG BAD: Email to the up, email to the down. Email to the up, email to the down.

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:54 pm 
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:sb:: Get out, get in, get into the car and eeeemail! (I got it from this song that always playing on this one car dealership commercial)

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:55 pm 
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Strong Bad Email gets its power from the Homestarrunner.com Workshop. (Each episode of the original Electric Company ended with "The Electric Company gets its power from the Children's Television Workshop.")

Hello, I'm Strong Bad. I check emails so Homestar won't be able to! (This is a parody of the catchphrase used by that internet god, the Nostalgia Critic.)

You're traveling to another dimension. A dimension not only of sight of sound, but of awesome. (I shouldn't need to explain it, but this is supposed to sound like lines from 1960-1962 openings of The Twilight Zone.)

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:24 pm 
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:sb: - At Strong Bad Email and Awesomeness, we've got emails and awesomeness. (Got it from the episode of Family Guy Patriot Games where it shows Peter's commercial for Wilkin's Hyndai and Subaru.


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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:56 pm 
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Bad Bad Guy wrote:
You're traveling to another dimension. A dimension not only of sight of sound, but of awesome. (I shouldn't need to explain it, but this is supposed to sound like lines from 1960-1962 openings of The Twilight Zone.)


STRONG BAD: That signpost up ahead; your next stop, The Strong Bad Email Zone.

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:01 am 
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:sb: : STRONG BAD E-MAIL MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(You has three guesses to where I got that one from.)


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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:16 am 
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Sbemail 201:

(singing) How can we face the end of sbemail? (spoken) Well, we don't need to answer that anymore!

B gal wrote:
:sb: : STRONG BAD E-MAIL MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(You has three guesses to where I got that one from.)

(highlight the text to read my guesses)
1. That time Doug Walker and Lindsay Ellis reviewed Ferngully: The Last Rainforest
2. That time Doug Walker reviewed Rock-A-Doodle
3. That time Lindsay Ellis reviewed Labyrinth

Unfortunately, I feel obligated to borrow a quote from guess #1 and exclaim that your intro is Too subtle a reference to That Guy With the Glasses.

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:45 pm 
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here are some.

1. (to the tune of "god's golden eyes") when we find ourselves staring in in god's golden email...
2. my emails gotta be checked SOMETIME, right?
3. if you think i've stopped checkin' emails, you are WRONG my friend,
4. checkin' emails, so homestar won't have to!

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:08 pm 
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Let there be email! There was email...
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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:37 pm 
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3 guesses to where I got this from'

:sb: What lives in a computer over the sea? STRONGBAD EMAILS!


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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
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DELETED! wrote:
3 guesses to where I got this from'

:sb: What lives in a computer over the sea? STRONGBAD EMAILS!


1. Spongebob Squarepants Theme Song
2. Some variation of the Spongebob Squarepants Theme Song
3. Some parody of Spongebob's Theme Song

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:22 pm 
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[In Cheat Commandos tune] Strong Bad Emails, battling boring TV show! Buy all our DVDs & toys!

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
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(Replace "Zappy" with the new computer's name; sung to tune of Star-Spangled Banner)

O! say can you see by my new Zappy's light
What so proudly we hailed at my sho-ow's last email?

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:38 am 
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(To the tune of Everybody,Everybody)

:sb: Everybody,Send an Email!


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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
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DELETED! wrote:
(To the tune of Everybody,Everybody)

:sb: Everybody,Send an Email!


He did do something to "Everybody, Everybody!": "Everybody! Check your email!"

It was in the THE BASICS email.

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
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Strong Bad: (to the tune of "Loading Screens", while typing in "stongbad_email.exe") It's the email show, it's the email show, I can't believe all of you are watching the email show! (quickly, quietly) OK, maybe I can.

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
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Bad Bad Guy wrote:
Hello, I'm Strong Bad. I check emails so Homestar won't be able to! (This is a parody of the catchphrase used by that internet god, the Nostalgia Critic.)
You are CORRECT sir!

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
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SB: Do what you what cause an Email is free,You Are A Email!

I'll give cookie to anyone who can guess what I got that from :P


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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
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DELETED! wrote:
SB: Do what you what cause an Email is free,You Are A Email!

I'll give cookie to anyone who can guess what I got that from :P

It's that crappy Lazy Town pirate song! Where's my cookie? BTW, here's where it's from.

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
PostPosted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:02 pm 
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Strong Bad Emails, still way better than Homestar's.

Hello, I've waited here for you,...email...

This is not the greatest email in the world, no, this is just an sbemail.

And during the few moments that we have left, . . . We want to talk right down to earth in a language that everybody here can easily understand.

Some emails have chocolate. This one has raisins.

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Kudos if you know where the bolded ones are from.

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
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Strong Bad Email. Totally not a spinoff of Hremails, which are not at all related to Zmails.

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STRONG BAD: (to the tune of the MONTAGE song) You're a girl, or maybe an email, that I will check now...

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
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the my is a parody of a Naruto song.

Everybody check email, i check email too, everybody check email, i will check email now, so good so good i will check!

but i have other

(Singing in KOT's VOQPCS!)

Strong Bad's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!
Strong Bad's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!
Commence email!

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
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(To the tune of "We Are The Champions")

I check my E-mail, I CHECK MY E-MAIL, No time for Homestar, as I CHECK MY E-MAIL, of the faaaaaaaaaans...

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
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Homestone Wrecker wrote:
Strong Bad Email. Totally not a spinoff of Hremails, which are not at all related to Zmails.


Haha, I like that. I like email intros especially when they hit you with something and you're like "What?".
Like the time when he said "I baked you this special email. It has raisins."

...like.

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
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This is not just an email, this is a chocolate fudge coated, melt in the middle, low grammar email.

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
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And that's why e-mail is so awesome.

Three guesses. And two of those don't count.

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
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Strong Vader wrote:
And that's why e-mail is so awesome.

Three guesses. And two of those don't count.


The line from "Bug In Mouth Disease" that goes, "And that's why come Shakespeare was so awesome."

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You get a gold star. :cheatgrin: *shing!*

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Strong Bad Email intros
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STRONG BAD: Everybody who's anybody is emailing me!

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