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That, my dear M&M&M, is a company secret. Ha! Fooled you all! Bwa ha ha ha!

Just kidding. You can be as awesome as I am, if you follow a few key rules:

1. Be Strong Bad. If you are not Strong Bad, sucks for you.

2. Be a red-masked-style-head, red-boxing-glove-style-handed hands Wrestleman.

3. Get your own the Cheat. They're really great, and can be used as an inflation device in the case of an emergency.

4. Have the three G's: Gum, Gumption, and, um...Gargle. Minty Gargle.

5. OWN a Nunchuck Gun! Those things are cool, man!

So, I hope that answers your question, 3M.

{Pape`r comes down {too lazy to get the accent mark}}

Easter Egg:
Click on "Be a red-masked-style-head, red-boxing-glove-style-handed hands Wrestleman." to see an autographed photo of Senor Cardgage.

Click on "Get your own the Cheat. They're really great, and can be used as an inflation device in the case of an emergency" to see:

{Strong Bad is holding on to an inflated The Cheat (like in helium) in an ocean, and both are shivering.}

STRONG SAD: {voiceover} I'm sad that he's floating.

Dear Strong Bad,
Does Homestar have his own videogame? How lame is it? If he doesn't have one, make one up, and make fun of it.
Signed,
Briar Cudgeon

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This thread is off-topic, as it is not for discussion of the Homestar Runner body of work, and thus I must lock it. I regret not doing what the original poster said and clarifying this at the beginning, and do apologize for this. See also the explanation in my close of the of the Thy Dungeonman thread.

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