Sbemail, the final frontier...
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Dear Strong Bad,
I liked your computers better when you had a cool DELETED! gimmick. I'm pretty sure you and The Cheat could create some cool DELETED! screens. When you have created some, I will send five sample e-mails to see how awesome your new DELETED! screens are.
That same Death Star guy,
Strong Vader.
Okay, I'll HAVE to delete the emails cuz that's what i ALWAYS do, my evil twin brother. You'll see, I can go 5 emails without deleting them. Ready? Go!
E-mail #1
Dear Stong Bad
how do you type wiht boxing golves on
YOUR BIGGIST FAN
bobby johnson from somewhere, somestate
Uh, I um, mash them on the keyboard, hoping I hit the right key, and if I don't I backspace and edit that part out.
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E-mail #2
HEY STRONGBAD
DRAW TROGDOR AGAIN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
JIM FROM HOMESTAR'S HOUSE
Okay, then.
STRONG BAD: To begin, draw an S—
{Draws an S on the paper.}
STRONG BAD: —for snake. Or dragon. Er, whatever. Next, we'll draw a more different S.
{Draws another S connected to the other}
STRONG BAD: For the head, put a top mark on a long V.
{Draws a triangle on top of the S}
STRONG BAD: Then you add some legs...
{Draws two beefy legs}
STRONG BAD: ...draw on a couple of arms... and—
{Draws two beefy arms, eyes, spikes, teeth and angry eyebrows.}
STRONG BAD: Whoa. Wait a minute.
{Music stops with a record scratch}
STRONG BAD: I think I need to start over. Thing doesn't look natural.
{Draws a speech bubble coming from the dragon that says 'The S is for sucks,' and pulls up a clean sheet of paper.}
STRONG BAD: Okay, so starting again, the same way. S, more different S.
{Music starts again}
STRONG BAD: Close it up real good at the top for his head,—
{Makes an attached, open-mouth head}
STRONG BAD: —and then, using consummate V's, give him teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows.
{Draws all of what he mentioned, plus stick legs.}
STRONG BAD: Then, you can add smoke or fire,—
{Draws both coming from the dragon's mouth}
STRONG BAD: —or maybe some wings, you know, if he's a...wing-a-ling dragon.
{Draws two wings on the dragon's back.}
STRONG BAD: Let's put one of those beefy arms back on him for good measure.
{Draws a single beefy arm on the back of the dragon}
STRONG BAD: That looks really good. Comin' out of the back of his neck, there.
{Taps the drawing with his pencil point}
STRONG BAD: Now he needs a name. How about TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR.
{Writes it below the dragon}
STRONG BAD: Oh yeah. Check out all his majesty.
{Draws rays of majesty coming from the dragon}
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Email #3
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU SO MUCH! I LIKE STRONG SAD AND MARZIPAN BETTER THAN YOU! YOU SUCK!
Well, that's your own opinion. For example, I like The Cheat and Strong Mad more than I like Homestar.
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Email #4
Dear Strong Bad,
I bought a bag of Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style pork rinds and a hot tub! Please come on over!
Sincerely,
Princess of Strong Badia
Uh, okay
(one dinner of Italian-herb-whatever pork rinds later)
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Email #5
Dear Strong Bad,
What do your parents look like? They ought to have been weird to have the three of you brothers.
Your fan,
Jack from That Place, Missippi.
They look like floating letters. My mom looks like this: (types in) Nice Try. And my dad looks like this (types in) Dodongo.
So, Strong Vader, I just proved to everyone I can last 5 emails without deleting one. Have fun checking YOUR SVEmails.
{Ka-TUNK}
Easter Eggs:
click deleting to show a montage of every email Strong Bad's ever deleted.
click Vader to show a SVEmail
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Dear Strong Vad,
I am your son.
your friend,
Strong Luke
My Email:
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Dear Strong Bad,
If you had to pick anyone else to have en email show, who would it be?
Your pal,
Ronald
PS: Could you also show an example of what their 1th email would be like?