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 Post subject: Re: The sbemail game
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:03 pm 
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HEY! WHAT ABOUT MY EMAIL?!?!?!?!?!

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 Post subject: Re: The sbemail game
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:05 pm 
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HEY! WHAT ABOUT MY EMAIL?!?!?!?!?!

Oop, never mind, I was scrolling too fast

:blush:

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 Post subject: Re: The sbemail game
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:16 pm 
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:sb: Sbemail, the final frontier...
Quote:
Dear Strong Bad,
I liked your computers better when you had a cool DELETED! gimmick. I'm pretty sure you and The Cheat could create some cool DELETED! screens. When you have created some, I will send five sample e-mails to see how awesome your new DELETED! screens are.
That same Death Star guy,
Strong Vader.


:sb: Okay, I'll HAVE to delete the emails cuz that's what i ALWAYS do, my evil twin brother. You'll see, I can go 5 emails without deleting them. Ready? Go!

E-mail #1
Dear Stong Bad
how do you type wiht boxing golves on
YOUR BIGGIST FAN
bobby johnson from somewhere, somestate

:sb: Uh, I um, mash them on the keyboard, hoping I hit the right key, and if I don't I backspace and edit that part out.
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E-mail #2
HEY STRONGBAD
DRAW TROGDOR AGAIN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
JIM FROM HOMESTAR'S HOUSE

:sb: Okay, then.

STRONG BAD: To begin, draw an S—

{Draws an S on the paper.}

STRONG BAD: —for snake. Or dragon. Er, whatever. Next, we'll draw a more different S.

{Draws another S connected to the other}

STRONG BAD: For the head, put a top mark on a long V.

{Draws a triangle on top of the S}

STRONG BAD: Then you add some legs...

{Draws two beefy legs}

STRONG BAD: ...draw on a couple of arms... and—

{Draws two beefy arms, eyes, spikes, teeth and angry eyebrows.}

STRONG BAD: Whoa. Wait a minute.

{Music stops with a record scratch}

STRONG BAD: I think I need to start over. Thing doesn't look natural.

{Draws a speech bubble coming from the dragon that says 'The S is for sucks,' and pulls up a clean sheet of paper.}

STRONG BAD: Okay, so starting again, the same way. S, more different S.

{Music starts again}

STRONG BAD: Close it up real good at the top for his head,—

{Makes an attached, open-mouth head}

STRONG BAD: —and then, using consummate V's, give him teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows.

{Draws all of what he mentioned, plus stick legs.}

STRONG BAD: Then, you can add smoke or fire,—

{Draws both coming from the dragon's mouth}

STRONG BAD: —or maybe some wings, you know, if he's a...wing-a-ling dragon.

{Draws two wings on the dragon's back.}

STRONG BAD: Let's put one of those beefy arms back on him for good measure.

{Draws a single beefy arm on the back of the dragon}

STRONG BAD: That looks really good. Comin' out of the back of his neck, there.

{Taps the drawing with his pencil point}

STRONG BAD: Now he needs a name. How about TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR.

{Writes it below the dragon}

STRONG BAD: Oh yeah. Check out all his majesty.

{Draws rays of majesty coming from the dragon}

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Email #3
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU SO MUCH! I LIKE STRONG SAD AND MARZIPAN BETTER THAN YOU! YOU SUCK!

:sb: Well, that's your own opinion. For example, I like The Cheat and Strong Mad more than I like Homestar.
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Email #4
Dear Strong Bad,
I bought a bag of Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style pork rinds and a hot tub! Please come on over!
Sincerely,
Princess of Strong Badia

:sb: Uh, okay
(one dinner of Italian-herb-whatever pork rinds later)
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Email #5
Dear Strong Bad,
What do your parents look like? They ought to have been weird to have the three of you brothers.
Your fan,
Jack from That Place, Missippi.

:sb: They look like floating letters. My mom looks like this: (types in) Nice Try. And my dad looks like this (types in) Dodongo.

So, Strong Vader, I just proved to everyone I can last 5 emails without deleting one. Have fun checking YOUR SVEmails.

{Ka-TUNK}

Easter Eggs:
click deleting to show a montage of every email Strong Bad's ever deleted.

click Vader to show a SVEmail

Quote:
Dear Strong Vad,
I am your son.
your friend,
Strong Luke


My Email:

Quote:
Dear Strong Bad,
If you had to pick anyone else to have en email show, who would it be?

Your pal,
Ronald

PS: Could you also show an example of what their 1th email would be like?

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 Post subject: Re: The sbemail game
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:59 pm 
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Location: good folks, good fun, hot death: the death ray place. put some ZAP in your mouth!
SB: (to tune of Eight Days a week) Oh I need my emails, Eight days a week. (brings up email)

Quote:
Dear Strong Bad,
If you had to pick anyone else to have en email show, who would it be?

Your pal,
Ronald

PS: Could you also show an example of what their 1th email would be like?


(reads email. pronounces en like ean, and pronounces 1th like firth)

Look Roland, I'm the only one around here that get's their own email show. Or at least, get's there own popular email show.

cut to Hremail room Homestar is sitting at the desk.

HR: And now, to boost ratings, I'm going to eat three boxes of black cats! (SB can be heard laughing in the background)

cut back to the computer room.

SB: But since you're so intrested in other peoples email show, I'll hold an email show compotition!)

cut to Marzipans house.

SB: Marzipan, some crappy kid want's me to have someone else have an email show, so um... I don't know, just give me your best shot.

:marzi: : Okay! (walks over to the table. The Happy 8600 is sitting there Marzi brings up an email)

Quote:
Dear Marzipan,
What would you do if the rainforest caught on fire
Luve
Dumpface


:marzi: : (typing) Well homestar (types Dumpface) I would probobly run down there with a bucket of water and put out the flames. I would stay there untill new trees have gone in and replaced the dead ones.

SB: Uhh, that was terible... F-- (leaves)

cut to the locker room.

SB: Alright coach z, what do ya got?

Coach Z: Well, first let me grab my real laptop computer... (pulls fowrard a three-ring binder that says "coputer")

SB: Nevermind, you get an E for effort.

cut to the cheats computer room.

SB: Alright the cheat, let's see how much you've improved.

The Cheat: (brings up email)

Quote:
Dear the Cheat
Sup, tell strong bad that he SUCKS!
Yours truely
Coach Z


The cheat: (cheat noises) {types- Yeah man, I'LL KNAW YOUR FACE OFF!!!!! Your pal, Teh C.}

SB: Ummmmmmm... B-?

cut back to the computer room

SB: So as you can see, Ronald McDonald, I'm the only one whose any good at checking emails. As for what their first email would look like, i don't know. I can't even remember what my first email was like. I hope that answered your pathetic question whoever. Either way. I gotta go.

Easter eggs

click on the first "first email" for the wiki page on (find out!)
click on "my first email" for the wiki page on (go there!) ;)


Here's my sbemail

Quote:
Dear Strong Bad
How do you choose the emails that you answere on you're email show?
with all of your crap
mike missiles

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 Post subject: Re: The sbemail game
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:06 pm 
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Well, I accidentally typed too slow and somebody posted before me. This is MY version of Ronald's E-mail to Strong Bad.
Strong Bad: I always "E" what I mail, but I don't always mail what I "E". doo-wakka-doo-wakka-doo-wakka-doo.
Quote:
Dear Strong Bad,
If you had to pick anyone else to have en email show, who would it be?

Your pal,
Ronald

PS: Could you also show an example of what their 1th email would be like?

(Reads "Ronald" as "Ronald McThatburgerplace." reads "1th" as "oneth".)
Strong Bad: Well, if anyone were to have an E-mail show as cool as mine is, it would naturally have to be someone as cool as I am! (This is known as the...erm...Retro-phorb-i-a-t-rick Principal o' Total Coolness)
Let's see, who around here is as cool as I am...
(Cuts to a scene of the L.U.R.N. classroom, where "The Study of the Retro-phorb-i-a-t-rick Principal o' Total Coolness-10 AM. Lunch-12 AM. Marzipan-I AM." is written on the chalkboard. Marzipan, Strong Mad, Homestar, and Homsar are standing looking at the board.)
Strong Bad: We can pretty much cut out anyone in here.
(Cuts to a scene of Bubs' Concession Stand)
Coach Z: So, you see, Yer regular Principal might be a male, or a female. But at my school, we only had Retro-phorb-i-a-t-rick Principals!
Bubs: Funny you should mention that. I've got an overused Retro-phorb-i-a-t-rick Principal in the slave trade 'round back.
Coach Z: Sounds like fun!
Strong Bad (back at the computer): Coach Z is nowhere near as cool as me am. And Bub's B-mails would be like one big advertisement. Besides, how is he supposed to type with gray lumpy-type tentacles on?
(Cuts to a scene in the K.O.T's castle. The King of Town is sitting in front of the TV, eating a book titled "Retro-phorb-i-a-t-rickism for Dummies." The Poop Smith is standing behind him, also watching the TV.)
Strong Bad (Back at the computer): Are you kidding me? The Poopsmith can't even talk! And the King of Town?! He's so uncool-he's hot! And not like the good kind of hot like Debra. Oooh...Debra. That leaves Pom Pom, who can't speak, The Cheat, who can't speak, and Strong Sad, who can't speak.
(Cuts to Strong Sad's bedroom, where Strong Sad has several pieces of duct tape over his mouth)
Strong Sad (sounding distressed): Mmmmm! MmmmMMMmmmm mmm! Mmm mm mmmmm!
Strong Bad at the computer room: Well, I guess nobody's left. Unless...of course! He'd be perfect! I gotta go find him! (Strong Bad runs out of the room. Fade out.)
(Fade in to see the back of Strong Bad's head, and Senor Cardgage's face reflected in the Corpy's screen (just like Strong Bad's usually is).
Strong Bad: Okay, Lord Awesome, Sir, just remember what I told you.
Senor Cardgage: I'd be gungled to, Jessica Laundrymart. (Types "Grapefruittypesortgag.edc". An E-mail appears)
Quote:
Dear Senor Cardgage,
What is with the glasses you wear? Are they, like, Dangeresque glasses? Or maybe shot glasses even?
Your friend,
Jessica Laundrymart.

(Read as: "Dare Sanglebert, Why uncle grape flavor moot? Especially when there's this glue stick to be eating? Even stevens? Your Friedman, Strong Bad")
Senor Cardgage: Well, Batter-up gal, I always worn my pants since holidays nine. Enjoy the glorious fish! Garbledina, Retro-phorb-i-a-t-rick. (written as: "I'm Not Creepin & I'm Not Creepin & I'm Not Creepin and the blue can suck eggs.")
Strong Bad: Oh, man. So cool!
(A purple shoe comes down reading: Click here to E-mail Senor Cardgage at foottype@gmail.com)

Quote:
Dear Strong Bad, how would you type without boxing gloves on?

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 Post subject: Re: The sbemail game
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:50 pm 
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SB: (brings up sbemail icon)
Quote:
Dear Strong Bad, how would you type without boxing gloves on?

SB: Oh, a new twist on an old classic. I really think I should answere this one. (clears screen)
Let me just say, as I've said before, these aren't gloves, they're my hands. So i don't check emails with no boxing gloves. And now, I will end you email

SB: DELETED!

the paper comes down


Yeah yeah, whatever

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Dear strong bad
Is Strong Badia still it's own independent nation?
Yall know it,
its from me!

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 Post subject: Re: The sbemail game
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:08 pm 
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Blimey! Still Too many unchecked sbemails!

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 Post subject: Re: The sbemail game
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:12 pm 
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Which ones still aren't checked? I thought we fixed that. :-|

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 Post subject: Re: The sbemail game
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:14 pm 
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:sb: Five bucks says this email starts with Dear Strong Bad

Quote:
Dear strong bad
Is Strong Badia still it's own independent nation?
Yall know it,
its from me!


(stops at bad)

:sb: The Cheat owes me five bucks

(keeps reading)

:sb: *sigh* If you wanna be possessive, it's just ITS, but if (mumble, grumble) I T apostrophe S

:sb: Anydang way, yeah, it's still an independent nation, and some of the other countries are still alive, like...

{cut to strong sad's room}

:sb: Blecch House...

{cut to Club Technochocolate}

:sb: and Pompomerania

{cut to Homsar Reservation}

:sb: and the Homsar Reservation

{cut to Marzipan's house}

:sb: And who could forget East Marzistar

{cut to Homestar Runner's house (in his attic)}

:sb: And a relocated West Homezipan.

{cut back to the Tandy 2600}

:sb: Now, since I haven't been to the Track lately, I have no idea if Coachnya is still there. As for Poopslovakia, I don't even wanna know where that is... (jibble jibble)

(Kuh-TUNK)

Easter Eggs:

click on SB's diamond's reflection at the end to print out souvinere flags from Bleak House, Pompomerania, Country, and the Marzistar/Homezipan flag.

My Email (since we're referencing SBCG4AP, I'll go with...:

Quote:
Dear Spring Board,
Whatever happened to DOI? You guys should get Strong Mad and The Cheat to quit Cool Tapes and you guys could all go on a world-wide tour, bringing the metal back to where it belongs. Maybe you could get Bubs to be your manager since he already quit the Through-O-Duo.

a fan of sbemails and DOI,
Jorsh

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 Post subject: Re: The sbemail game
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:19 pm 
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movie magic man wrote:
Which ones still aren't checked? I thought we fixed that. :-|


This one

Quote:
Dear Strong Bad
How do you choose the emails that you answere on you're email show?
with all of your crap
mike missiles

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 Post subject: Re: The sbemail game
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:27 pm 
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Location: good folks, good fun, hot death: the death ray place. put some ZAP in your mouth!
Oh That one! I forgot about that wait, didn't I write that one? :O Well, I guess I can't answere that one. Sombody! Anybody! The Cheat!
Edit: Okay Okay Okay These are the next two emails that need to be checked
Quote:
Dear Strong Bad
How do you choose the emails that you answere on you're email show?
with all of your crap
mike missiles

and
Quote:
Dear Spring Board,
Whatever happened to DOI? You guys should get Strong Mad and The Cheat to quit Cool Tapes and you guys could all go on a world-wide tour, bringing the metal back to where it belongs. Maybe you could get Bubs to be your manager since he already quit the Through-O-Duo.

a fan of sbemails and DOI,
Jorsh

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 Post subject: Re: The sbemail game
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:41 pm 
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I'll save the day!

Strong Bad: Check ye E-mail!

Quote:
Dear Strong Bad
How do you choose the emails that you answere on you're email show?
with all of your crap
mike missiles


Well Warhead Warren, it's really simple. First I open my inbox. (Opens inbox) And then I pick one at random. Donk. (Random Email selected)

Quote:
Dear Strong Bad
Draw Trogdor again!


And if it is one you've seen before, DELETED! And the process continues until I find the right one. (Opens Inbox) Donk. (Email Selected)

Quote:
Dear Spring Board,
Whatever happened to DOI? You guys should get Strong Mad and The Cheat to quit Cool Tapes and you guys could all go on a world-wide tour, bringing the metal back to where it belongs. Maybe you could get Bubs to be your manager since he already quit the Through-O-Duo.

a fan of sbemails and DOI,
Jorsh


Well How Coach Z says Josh, unfortunately DOI is through. Since the big concert, the KOT went solo. But it didn't end well. (Cut to a stage for the "King of the Town" concert)

KOT: Hello everybody! Art thou prepared to rock? (Crickets Chirp) I guess not. Boo.

And Homsar... he flew away. Back to the reservation he went. I guess he does not like the famous life. He's more of an "Easter Egg" type.

Whatever paper comes down.

And now, my sbemail.

Quote:
Dear Strong Bad Von Awesomeguy,
What things be like if you could fly? And what kind of wings would you have?
With Love, <3
Angela, from 33 feet above your house

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 Post subject: Re: The sbemail game
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:10 pm 
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Very nice! Loved how you worked them both into one without having SB check two sbmails!

4/5
The current sbemail for those who can't scroll up
Quote:
Dear Strong Bad Von Awesomeguy,
What things be like if you could fly? And what kind of wings would you have?
With Love, <3
Angela, from 33 feet above your house

Edit: Oh, hey. I f anyone took the easter egg links on my sbemail further up the page, please say so on my talk page on the wiki. Link is in my sig

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 Post subject: Re: The sbemail game
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:35 pm 
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STRONG BAD: {in his death metal voice} That's what happens when you're down with the E-MAIL!

Quote:
Dear Strong Bad Von Awesomeguy,
What things be like if you could fly? And what kind of wings would you have?
With Love, <3
Angela, from 33 feet above your house


{reads e-mail, reads <3 as "less than three. Hey! I'm at least a 47!"}

If I could fly, eh, Angie? Well, it depends on what you're asking. Are you asking if I could fly like a bird? Then I'd have the wings of an eagle. And soar at 30,000 feet, impressing tourists in 777s!

{static}

{Strong Bad has the wings of an eagle, and is in the sky.}

STRONG BAD: Whoa! This is frickin' awesome!

{A "Bang!" is heard in the distance, and Strong Bad maneuvers to avoid flying birdshot.}


STRONG BAD: Oh yeah. I forgot that Bubs has a shotgun.

{static}

{cut to the Computer Room}

STRONG BAD: Well, there goes flying like a bird. What about an airplane?

{static}

{Strong Bad is in an advanced looking fighter plane, with six missiles and two impressive-looking machine guns.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, yeah! This is more like it! Um...does anyone know what these buttons do?

{cut to the Blue Laser Headquarters}

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS!

{cut to Strong Bad in his plane.}

STRONG BAD: Let's try maneuvering this bird. {pulls on stick, which comes off in his hand.} Uh-oh. What the-Made in China? {sees Blue Laser fighter planes ahead} OH, HOLY CRAP! {tracers fly past, and Strong Bad starts frantically pushing buttons, one of which launches all six missiles simultaneously. {they all hit all six Blue Laser fighter planes} Oh- {another fighter plane comes and sends a missile through Strong Bad's wing. Lights start going off everywhere, and buzzers are heard.} CRAP!

{static}

{cut to the Computer Room. Strong Bad looks bruised and battered and has burnt "hair">}

STRONG BAD: Never mind, Angula. I guess space traveling does count as flying.

{cut to the Proud Anselmo}

STRONG BAD: Strap in, Strap! We're gonna take this baby to da MOOOOOOON!

{out of nowhere, the same Blue Laser fighter plane comes and sets the Proud Anselmo on fire with a missile. Strong Bad and The Cheat bail out.}

STRONG BAD: What the crap? Where'd he come from?

{cut to the couch. Strong Bad is sleeping.}

STRONG BAD: Stinko-stinkoman...twenty...exty six

STRONG SAD: Strong Bad, wake up! It's time for swim practice!

STRONG BAD: Man, I had this weird dream where I was flying this plane, and that Blue Laser was attacking, and stuff.

Easter Eggs:
Click on Strong Bad's head to see a Strong Commando action figure.

My e-mail:
Dear less-than-evil-but-not-quite-good-yet-totally-awesome-twin-brother Strong Bad,
What would you do if you suddenly found yourself in the Cheat Commandos Universe? Join the Cheat Commandos? The Topplegangers? Blue Laser?
Sincerely,
Strong Vader
PS: Mr. Palpatine says hi. He wants to come bow before your awesomeness and your style.

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 Post subject: Re: The sbemail game
PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:10 am 
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OK, some new rules.
1. No unfinished e-mails; if you can't finish it, don't post it.
2. If you do not supply an e-mail at the end, someone else will make one up to keep the ball rolling. And sorry, you can't post a new one after that person posts an e-mail.
3. If you do a "someone posted before me, but I'll put my own idea up to show everyone," don't put your own e-mail for someone else to answer; just re-post the previous guy's e-mail.

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 Post subject: Re: The sbemail game
PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:31 am 
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:sb: Emails are like a giant chocolate bar, they're good, but too many give you an upset stomach.

Quote:
Dear less-than-evil-but-not-quite-good-yet-totally-awesome-twin-brother Strong Bad,
What would you do if you suddenly found yourself in the Cheat Commandos Universe? Join the Cheat Commandos? The Topplegangers? Blue Laser?
Sincerely,
Strong Vader
PS: Mr. Palpatine says hi. He wants to come bow before your awesomeness and your style.


:sb: E-mailing me again, eh, Strong Vad? Well, I suppose it would all depend who my partner in the CCDos/TGangers/Lasers would be. Every agent needs a partner. If I was in the Cheat Commandos, my partner would have to be Firebert, since he's The Cheat. Now, Blue Laser has barely any differences between the members, so I dunno who I'd pick. The Topplegangers, I suppose, would pretty much be any one of them. Speaking of the Topplegangers, in the newest Cheat Commandos episode, Gunk Iller has joined them. If I had to be stuck with Crackotage or the Blue Laser Minion with a fork stuck in his eye, I'd probably kill myself. So, to avoid anyproblems, I'd pick the Topplegangers.

(Kuh-TUNK)

Easter Eggs:
click "again" when :sb: says Strong Vad to see a small screen in the corner displaying Strong Vader's other emails.

My Email:

Quote:
Dear Awesome,
When will there be another Strong Bad Sings CD?
from,
George

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:11 am 
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STRONG VADER: Hello. Strong Bad is out recording another number 1 jam, so I am filling in for him.

Quote:
Dear Awesome,
When will there be another Strong Bad Sings CD?
from,
George


Another Strong Bad Sings CD? Strong Bad'll release one when he feels like it. And when he has enough number 1 jams under his belt. And when he buys a CD burner. And when he convinces Mike and Matt to release it...Actually, scratch that. He's never releasing another one. Here's why.
Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams,
SV

Easter egg:
Click on "Here's why" to see an advertisement for "Strong Bad's Terrible Songs".

ANNOUNCER: For years, Strong Bad has astounded absolutely no one with his songs that were not number one jams. But now, Strong Bad will impress not more people by releasing his full song collection on seventy-eight CDs, or in 54.6 Gigabytes in .mp3 form. You may expect to pay 2.99 for such a collection of *ahem* classics, but we'll sell it for an astounding price of .24 cents! Please, order them! We need the warehouse space! Please! We'll give them for free for the first fifteen callers. We'll give five bucks to the first ten callers. Please!

My e-mail:
Hey, SB!
Who do you hate the most, out of everyone you know? You know we like it when you play pranks on/hurt the people you hate!
From,
SV
PS, for real, DON'T click here.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:38 am 
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:sb: Come on, E-e-mail, Come on, E-e-e-e-mail, Everybody to the E-mail!

Strong Vader wrote:
Hey, SB!
Who do you hate the most, out of everyone you know?
From,
SV
PS, for real, DON'T click here.


:sb: AGAIN, Strong Vad?!?! Man, do I have to use the same email filter I use to block emails from Strong Sad? It's called the Strong _ad email blocker. (clicks S_ E-mail Blocker on the desktop)

[quote="List of Strongs I'm blocking emails from]
Strong Sad
Strong Mad
Strong Glad
Strong Rad
Strong Lad[/quote]

:sb: If i get another one from you, your emails sent to me will be sent to my Junk E-mail folder. Anyway, who do I hate the most? I'm gonna have to say, either Homestar, his alternate forms, like The Homestar Runner, 1-up, ect., Homsar, Homeschool Winner, Strong Sad, The King of Town, The Poopsmith, Marzipan, Coach Z, and The Little Chef Guy.

(Kuh-TUNK!)

:sb: Thank you for that Kuh-Tunk, Inter-Department Delivery Envelope.

Easter Eggs:
click Homeschool Winner at the end

HOMESCHOOL WINNER: What? You guys thought I was dead? Nah, that's a lie, I just hang out at Disco Tech a lot with Champeen.
:hr: Oh, hey little bro!
HOMESCHOOL WINNER: Don't even try acting nice Homestar, everyone knows that I am to Strong Sad as you are to Strong Bad.
:hr: Uh, no one knows that, Rich
HOMESCHOOL WINNER: Huh? What'd you call me?
:hr: Remember "buried"?
HOMESCHOOL WINNER: That wasn't me!
:hr: You keep believing that...

My Email:

[quote]Dear Strong Bad,
What exactly bothers you about things like "How do you type with boxing gloves on?" I don't get it. You don't have to answer it, but why does it make you so angry?

curiously yours,
Trent[/quote]

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 Post subject: Re: The sbemail game
PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:53 am 
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STRONG BAD: Buy all our e-mails and toys!

Quote:
Dear Strong Bad,
What exactly bothers you about things like "How do you type with boxing gloves on?" I don't get it. You don't have to answer it, but why does it make you so angry?

curiously yours,
Trent


Well, Curious Trent, how would YOU feel if I kept sending YOU jillions of e-mails like, "Dear Ternt, How do you type with fake fingers on" every second EVERY SINGLE FREAKIN' DAY! Like I said, these are my hands. Not boxing gloves. This, also, is my face. It is not a mask. Got it?

Dear Strong Bad,
It seems that there has been too little blowing up Marzipan's crap/ assaulting the King of Town/ prank-calling Marzipan/ exploding Homestar's hat of late. THE EMPIRE DELETEHEADS CLUB LIKES IT WHEN YOU HILARIOUSLY HURT YOUR ENEMIES.
Bowing before your style,
Emperor Palpatine.

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 Post subject: Re: The sbemail game
PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:41 am 
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Location: good folks, good fun, hot death: the death ray place. put some ZAP in your mouth!
SB: (to tune of allalong the watchtower) There's got to be some way outta here, said the email to strong bad.

(double clicks email icon)

Quote:
Dear Strong Bad,
It seems that there has been too little blowing up Marzipan's crap/ assaulting the King of Town/ prank-calling Marzipan/ exploding Homestar's hat of late. THE EMPIRE DELETEHEADS CLUB LIKES IT WHEN YOU HILARIOUSLY HURT YOUR ENEMIES.
Bowing before your style,
Emperor Palpatine.


SB: Oh, it's you palpatine. I thought you were still mad at me for beating you in tennis! (clears screen)

SB: But yeah, maybe you're right. I suppose I haven't assulted very many people since that "your friends" email... Hold on. The Cheat, I need you! Bring that box of stuff that we use to assult our enemies!!!!!

cut to the field. Homestar is standing there.

H*R: Marzipan is late.

SB walks up with a metal baseball bat.

H*R: Oh, hey guys.

SB clubs homestar in the stomach and walks away.

cut to the KOT's castle. The King is eating what looks like mashed potatoes with a visible lit stick of dynomite in it. It explodes in the KOT's face.

cut to the locker room. SB hit's coach Z over the head with a Two-O-Duo gold record.

cut to strong sads room. SB puts a box of scorpians in strong sads bed

cut to marzipans answereing machine.

Maching: Hey this is marzipan, I'm putting out a fire in the rainforest, and should be back in 30-something years. Leave me a message.

SB: Yes marzipan. This is your place of bussines. We would like to inform you that you have been caught in the act of embezzelment, you're due in court next tuesday, where you will enter a guilty plea and go to jail for 150 years. So, uhhh.... I would get a good lawyer. I mean, not homestar, but a good lawyer! Okay (stiffles laughter) see you in court!

cut to pile of whatsit. Bub's is standing next to it. SB comes and pushes him in it and laughs.

cut back to the computer

SB: Well that just about covers it, eh Palpatine? I really think I've never devoted a full email to this but, hey! Better late than never!
(paper comes down)

Easter eggs

click on "full email" to see a wiki page on (look for yourself)
click on "I really think I never" to see a wiki page on (click the link!)

Once again, If you take those links please tell me on my talk page on the wiki. The link is still in my sig.


This sbmail is gonna be a bit of a curvball
Quote:
Dear suck bad
Your a wimp! I could beat you up. And don't you think about deleting this! That would just show that you're an even bigger wimp than I thought!!!!
From,
1st grade girl who could beat you up!


[color=#BFFFFF]Okay, I think I otta explain
Here are a couple of rules:
1. Don't have SB delete the e-mail unless you think SB would actually delete that e-mail.
Do ya think S-Bad would delete this email? Or try to prove the sender wrong
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:53 am 
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STRONG BAD: I can do e-mail! I can do it nine times!

Quote:
Dear suck bad
Your a wimp! I could beat you up. And don't you think about deleting this! That would just show that you're an even bigger wimp than I thought!!!!
From,
1st grade girl who could beat you up!


Oh yeah? Well, I'm not gonna delete this one. Say hello to Edgar's Father's Brother's Nephew's Cousin's Former Roomate! The Idiot Filter for the Tandy 2600!

{The screen says: "MM/DD/YYYY".}

STRONG BAD: Let's see here...month, date...no, wait! I totally forgot!

Well, overly long name, I'm not going to delete this one. Happy Cheatday, The Cheat! {sets The Cheat on Stooly}

THE CHEAT: {happy The Cheat noises.}

STRONG BAD: Yes, The Cheat. Have some fun answering some e-mails.

THE CHEAT: {makes The Cheat noises while typing, "Yeah, man. I'll gnaw your face off. Teh C."}

STRONG BAD: "I'll gnaw your face off!" That gets funnier every year! Happy Cheatday, Ilko!

Easter Egg:
Click on The Cheat to see:
{A girl who looks like Chizuko from TGS 15 who has a badge that says "Hi, My name is crap for brains first grader who could beat up strong bad" is standing in front of a computer.}

FIRST GRADER: Gonna send your yellow dog over, you-

{The Cheat jumps in and gnaws her face off like in the Punkin Stencils}

Dear Strong Bad,
Did you ever reveal yourself to the Jedi? Did you get your revenge?
NOT from Strong Vader, it's from
Strong Maul!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:02 am 
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Aw crap. You are too active. I was gonna answer that one. Slow down, will ya?

Strong Bad: Insert Song Here!

Quote:
Dear Strong Bad,
Did you ever reveal yourself to the Jedi? Did you get your revenge?
NOT from Strong Vader, it's from
Strong Maul!


Ugh! You again! And yes, this thing can recognize E-mail addresses. Time for my new weapon. BLOCKED! (BLOCKED! screen shows up, which is like DELETED! screen, but bright blue) And honestly. Reveal yourself to the Jedi? You won't quit until I make a full fledged Star Wars parody, will ya? Blimey!

(Whatever Paper comes down)

Quote:
Dear Strong Bad,
How do you think Homestar types without hands?
Simutaniously sending a similar E-mail to Homestar,
Lord Kaboom

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:21 am 
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STRONG BAD: Singing email is a great time for me...Singing e-mail is great time, for everybody!
Quote:
Dear Strong Bad,
How do you think Homestar types without hands?
Simutaniously sending a similar E-mail to Homestar,
Lord Kaboom


Homestar doesn't have hands? I thought they were in-vis-able. Let's go ask him.

STRONG BAD: Hey, Homestar! How do you type without hands!

HOMESTAR {simultaneously}: Hey Strong Bad! How do you type with boxing gloves on?

STRONG BAD AND HOMESTAR: {stare at each other for a few seconds} {halfheartedly} Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha.

{cut to Computer Room}

STRONG BAD: Anyways, I didn't know that Homestar didn't have hands. {selects "E-mail Machine" from the icons on the desktop} Let's see... djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com...send 500 jillion: "Hey, Homestar! How do you type without hands? Your friend, Dan from Missouri." {The Tandy 2600 dings: "E-mails Sent"} Let's see how the Idiot Filter is holdin' up. Sixty thousand e-mails blocked? All from Homestar! No, wait, one from Strong Vader. Homestar: "How do you type with boxing gloves on?" Automatic deleting action! {A simulated automatic rifle shoots through the 59,999 Homestar e-mails.} Well, SV, I'll let your e-mail live another week. Maybe. If it's a good one. {a simulated ax appears above "Strong Vader"}

{Envelope paper comes down}

Easter Egg:
Click on the rifle on the screen to see:

{Homestar is sitting at his podium for HREmails. The music plays, then Homestar picks up a sheet of paper.}

HOMESTAR:
Quote:
Hey, Homestar! How do you type without hands? Your friend, Dan from Missouri

Well, Dan, I do have hands. They're just invisible. Next Hremail:
Quote:
Hey, Homestar! How do you type without hands? Your friend, Dan from Missouri

Well, Dan, I do have hands. They're just invisible. Next Hremail:
Quote:
Hey, Homestar! How do you type without hands? Your friend, Dan from Missouri

Well, Dan, I do have hands. They're just invisible. Next Hremail:
Quote:
Hey, Homestar! How do you type without hands? Your friend, Dan from Missouri

Well, Dan, I do have hands. They're just invisible. Next Hremail.

{record scratch, screen darkens, Strong Bad stands in front.}

STRONG BAD: You know, he's gonna go ON and ON like this until the end of time.

Dear Strong Bad,
When is your next Numba 1 jam coming out? What will it be called?
Your friend,
Strong Vader
PS: Palpatine wants a tennis rematch.
PPS: I warned him, he's no match for your style.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:41 pm 
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Location: good folks, good fun, hot death: the death ray place. put some ZAP in your mouth!
SB: (clicks on SBemail icon)

SB: The soldiers under general Strong Bad had a secret weapon, EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote:
Dear Strong Bad,
When is your next Numba 1 jam coming out? What will it be called?
Your friend,
Strong Vader
PS: Palpatine wants a tennis rematch.
PPS: I warned him, he's no match for your style.


SB: Well SV, tell your boss that if he wants a tennis rematch than a rematch he'll get! Just warn him that he will be hit with a frontal attack of my style and awesomenes! (clears screen) Well SV, I believe your question was about my numba 1 jam. Well, I gotta go record it right now! You can come with me if you want.

cut to recording booth

Cherry Greg: Strong Bad #1 Jam, take one.

SB: (singing, very off pitch) Ohhhhhhh!

Cherry Greg: Cut.

SB: What?

Cherry Greg: You're done kid, you stink!

SB: Oh yeah? Well prepear for a frontal attack of my style and awesomenes! (lunges at camera. cut back to computer room.)

SB: So, SV, It might take awhile. But I assure you, It will be my greates feet!

paper comes down

check later for easter eggs
Edit: Easter Eggs
Click on "Might take a while" to see SB's album

my sbemail
Quote:
Dear Strong Bad
What do you have against homestar? What do you have against everyone? They all seem nice.
Your consience
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:23 pm 
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STRONG BAD: E-mail liftoff will begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

Quote:
Dear Strong Bad
What do you have against homestar? What do you have against everyone? They all seem nice.
Your consience
Kyle


{reads e-mail, reads "homestar" as "uncapitalized Dumpstar" and "consience" as "con-see-ence"}

Umm...reason number one. Homestar's real, real stupid. I believe I've addressed this in a previous e-mail.

{inexplicably, a Cheap as Free logo pops up on the screen with a "ding" sound effect.}

That pretty much describes almost everyone in town, except for The Cheat, Strong Mad, and Bubs. And Pom Pom, who totally didn't beat me up so badly that it was visible from space and that astronauts laughed at it.

So, um...see you next week, everybody.

{Envelope Paper comes down}

My e-mail:
Dear Strong Bad,
Out of all your guns, pistols, rifles, bazookas, RPGs, and other assorted weapons, which one is your favorite?
Your friend,
A.K. XLVII

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:25 pm 
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SB: This week, on the email show... (clicks on sbemail icon)

Quote:
My e-mail:
Dear Strong Bad,
Out of all your guns, pistols, rifles, bazookas, RPGs, and other assorted weapons, which one is your favorite?
Your friend,
A.K. XLVII


SB: Well my friend, I think it's very obvious. (flexes) It's my guns that I got... on my arm... Anyway, I coulda sworn I had told you people that before. Well see you next time!

paper comes down


Yeah, that was kinda short :sad:

My sbemail
Quote:
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What is it you do... for work?

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:52 pm 
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STRONG BAD: Flagrant System Awesomeness. It's the blue screen of e-mail.
Quote:
Dear Strong Bad,
What is it you do... for work?


I check e-mails. But when that doesn't produce the dough, I work at Vague Tech Company at Unspecified Cubicle Job.

{cut to The Office}

HOMESTAR: Hey, Strong Bad!

STRONG BAD: {typing in his cubicle} Yeah?

HOMESTAR: Did you catch the show last night? I mean, you'd have loved it. I mean-

STRONG BAD: Homestar, do you ever actually work?

{cut to the Computer Room}

STRONG BAD: That's why I don't like working there. So SEND ME SOME GOOD FRICKIN' E-MAILS! {bangs hand on table, camera shakes}

{Envelope Paper comes down}

Easter Egg:
Click on Strong Bad's head to see:
{Strong Bad is standing in front of a Shadowy Figure.}
SHADOWY FIGURE: {in the voice of Matt Chapman} That e-mail sucked. I'm not paying you much for that one.

STRONG BAD: Aww, man. Now I have to go back to that stupid cubicle job.

Dear Strong Bad,
What is your favorite food? Could you share the recipe/restaurant it comes from/fast food place it comes from/Bubs's Conces5ion stand it comes from?
Sincerely,
Strong Vader.
PS: Honestly, what did Strong Maul say? I seriously need a better firewall.
PPS: Palpatine says that um, he hates you, he hates you so much, and that your face makes him want to retch.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:34 pm 
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:sb: {looks in junkmail folder} Aw, man, too many emails from strongvader@hrwikiforum.org! {clicks "Reply to All"}

:sb: Dear "the exact same moron who's been emailing me for the past half a year",
S T O P E - M A I L I N G M E ! ! I mean, come on, I want emails from people who DON'T have various references to Star Wars in every signature. I'm gonna start emailing YOU every day if you don't quit sending me emails. Besides, I thought I had you blocked anyway. Augh, this computer's worthless! (knocks it off the desk, causing it to explode)

:sb: Whoa, looks like I'm gonna need another new one, WITH A REAL IDIOT FILTER.

My Email:

Quote:
Dear Strong Bad,
Draw The S is for Sucks Dragon again.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:50 pm 
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STRONG BAD: Note to viewers: This is a computer. Not a cardboard box. That I stole from Strong Mad.

Quote:
Dear Strong Bad,
Draw The S is for Sucks Dragon again.


The S is for Sucks dragon? NO. FREAKIN'. WAY. I already drew him again in that try-not-to-delete this e-mail-fest from a long time ago!

DELETED!

{The screen turns red, as Strong Bad slides in a red sheet of paper into the "screen" that says Deleted!}

Note to viewers. That e-mail sucked. Please do not send me e-mails that send me into fits of rage, resulting in the destruction of my computers. Thank you.

Dear Strong Bad,
What is your favorite book that you have ever read?
Sincerely,
Guy, from Place

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Dear Strong Bad,
About what you said about e-mailing me everyday-
THAT WOULD BE HEAVEN! I'd be the king of the local Deleteheads club!
Sincerely,
Strong Vader

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 10:30 pm 
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Location: good folks, good fun, hot death: the death ray place. put some ZAP in your mouth!
Shows Bubs and SB at Bub's conssesion stand. Bub's is behind the counter. On the counter is the Tandy 26 Hundred.

SB: ...so than I was like, Wait, What? Ahhhhhh, man. I gotta check my email. Bub's, are you sure my computer isn't ready yet.

Bubs: I'm posotive Strong Bad, You're asking a lot for your computer to be fixed and a new, much more powerful, idiot filter!

SB: Man, do you have any computers that I could use?

Bubs: Sure do strong Bad! (puts theTangerine Dreams computer on the counter, next to the Tandy 2600.) The cheat asked me to fix it for him about three years ago! He eventually got tired of waiting, so he bought a new one! I kept working on it, and it's all fixed now. It should run fine!

SB turns the tangerine Dreams on. It displays the startup screen which is the Tandy logo on a green background. Under that is a steadily progressing bar that reads "booting." When the bar reaches 100%, the desktop screen from "Wierd Dream" comes up. SB double-clicks on the SBemail icon.

SB: Ahh, it's just like I remember...

Quote:
Dear Strong Bad,
What is your favorite book that you have ever read?
Sincerely,
Guy, from Place


SB: Ummmm, I don't read a whole lotta books Guy. My favorite is probaly "Words I Probably Said, The Book Version." However, If you mean like, books that I didn't write... Let's see... Probably the instruction manual for "Where's an Egg" the translated version of course. Oh, and Guy, put in a good word for me at those "Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives" restraunts. Those places look a-pretty-pretty good! (zoom out) Uh, hey bubs?

Bubs: Yeah strong Bad?

SB: Do you have any the papers?

BUBS: Well, I got the brother of your first paper! (puts what appears to be the first paper on the counter, next to the Tangering Dreams.)

SB: Ohhh. Uhhh, Bubs, ya think I could borrow both of these untill my Tandy 2600 get fixed?

Bubs: Sure thing. I should heve your Tandy fixed after a couple more sbemails! though.

SB: Well, could I keep this paper?

Bubs: Sure. I don't need it...

close up of the new new paper. It prints out: (click to email strong Bad. Strongbad@homestarrunner.com)


check back for easter eggs and real-world refrence!
Edit:Easter Eggs
Click on "Intruction manual for "Where's an Egg?"" to see the manual (seriously, do!)

Once again, if you click easter egg, yadda yadda yadda, tell me on my talk page. Link is in my sig.

Real-world Refrence
Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives is a show on the food network, hosted by Guy Fieri.

My sbemail:
Quote:
Dear Strong Bad:
Why do you like older technology? I mean, what about them appeals to you?
Yours Truely
Glenn Beck

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