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Just as the title says, this topic is for making up all manner of intros by Strong Bad when he first checks his email. Here's one of my ideas:

STRONG BAD: (to the tune of Queen's "We Will Rock You") We will, we will, check your email! ...Or something!

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STRONG BAD: Email to the up, email to the down. Email to the up, email to the down.

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"Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-The Cheat, throw a TV on 'im...ho."
--Strong Bad, about Homestar

: Get out, get in, get into the car and eeeemail! (I got it from this song that always playing on this one car dealership commercial)

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Who put a Bengal tiger in The Kaiser's latrine?

Strong Bad Email gets its power from the Homestarrunner.com Workshop. (Each episode of the original Electric Company ended with "The Electric Company gets its power from the Children's Television Workshop.")

Hello, I'm Strong Bad. I check emails so Homestar won't be able to! (This is a parody of the catchphrase used by that internet god, the Nostalgia Critic.)

You're traveling to another dimension. A dimension not only of sight of sound, but of awesome. (I shouldn't need to explain it, but this is supposed to sound like lines from 1960-1962 openings of The Twilight Zone.)

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Making sense is not part of my mission plan, soldier!
http://www.youtube.com/dsneybuf

- At Strong Bad Email and Awesomeness, we've got emails and awesomeness. (Got it from the episode of Family Guy Patriot Games where it shows Peter's commercial for Wilkin's Hyndai and Subaru.

STRONG BAD: That signpost up ahead; your next stop, The Strong Bad Email Zone.

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"Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-The Cheat, throw a TV on 'im...ho."
--Strong Bad, about Homestar

: STRONG BAD E-MAIL MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(You has three guesses to where I got that one from.)

Sbemail 201:

(singing) How can we face the end of sbemail? (spoken) Well, we don't need to answer that anymore!


(highlight the text to read my guesses)
1. That time Doug Walker and Lindsay Ellis reviewed Ferngully: The Last Rainforest
2. That time Doug Walker reviewed Rock-A-Doodle
3. That time Lindsay Ellis reviewed Labyrinth

Unfortunately, I feel obligated to borrow a quote from guess #1 and exclaim that your intro is Too subtle a reference to That Guy With the Glasses.

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Making sense is not part of my mission plan, soldier!
http://www.youtube.com/dsneybuf

here are some.

1. (to the tune of "god's golden eyes") when we find ourselves staring in in god's golden email...
2. my emails gotta be checked SOMETIME, right?
3. if you think i've stopped checkin' emails, you are WRONG my friend,
4. checkin' emails, so homestar won't have to!

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1-up's "game over" screen is still hilarious.

my tongue is green.

pure genius...

(bursts into laughter)

Let there be email! There was email...
(Let There Be Rock, ACDC)

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Hey, juys! Wanna play some james?!

3 guesses to where I got this from'

What lives in a computer over the sea? STRONGBAD EMAILS!

1. Spongebob Squarepants Theme Song
2. Some variation of the Spongebob Squarepants Theme Song
3. Some parody of Spongebob's Theme Song

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Your going to have to
share a bafroom
with a kid from Alabama that kinda sucks...
The financial aid office
is closed on Tuesdays
and steer clear of the beef stroganov at the dining hall.

[In Cheat Commandos tune] Strong Bad Emails, battling boring TV show! Buy all our DVDs & toys!

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I've been gone for a while, but I'm back, & ready to enjoy the site (I ment H*R.com on that last comment).

(Replace "Zappy" with the new computer's name; sung to tune of Star-Spangled Banner)

O! say can you see by my new Zappy's light
What so proudly we hailed at my sho-ow's last email?

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Bored of the hiatus? WATCH TARLTARASA VIDEOS!

(To the tune of Everybody,Everybody)

Everybody,Send an Email!

He did do something to "Everybody, Everybody!": "Everybody! Check your email!"

It was in the THE BASICS email.

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"Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-The Cheat, throw a TV on 'im...ho."
--Strong Bad, about Homestar

Strong Bad: (to the tune of "Loading Screens", while typing in "stongbad_email.exe") It's the email show, it's the email show, I can't believe all of you are watching the email show! (quickly, quietly) OK, maybe I can.

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As it was.

You are CORRECT sir!

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As it was.

SB: Do what you what cause an Email is free,You Are A Email!

I'll give cookie to anyone who can guess what I got that from

It's that crappy Lazy Town pirate song! Where's my cookie? BTW, here's where it's from.

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My mission is to destroy all baby show characters, and stop them from taking over the world.

Strong Bad Emails, still way better than Homestar's.

Hello, I've waited here for you,...email...

This is not the greatest email in the world, no, this is just an sbemail.

And during the few moments that we have left, . . . We want to talk right down to earth in a language that everybody here can easily understand.

Some emails have chocolate. This one has raisins.

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Kudos if you know where the bolded ones are from.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FHzeTqMYfY
"I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you will be a star in somebody else's sky, but why...why can't it be mine?" -Eddie Vedder

Strong Bad Email. Totally not a spinoff of Hremails, which are not at all related to Zmails.

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Your going to have to
share a bafroom
with a kid from Alabama that kinda sucks...
The financial aid office
is closed on Tuesdays
and steer clear of the beef stroganov at the dining hall.

STRONG BAD: (to the tune of the MONTAGE song) You're a girl, or maybe an email, that I will check now...

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"Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-The Cheat, throw a TV on 'im...ho."
--Strong Bad, about Homestar

the my is a parody of a Naruto song.

Everybody check email, i check email too, everybody check email, i will check email now, so good so good i will check!

but i have other

(Singing in KOT's VOQPCS!)

Strong Bad's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!
Strong Bad's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!
Commence email!

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I love and

(To the tune of "We Are The Champions")

I check my E-mail, I CHECK MY E-MAIL, No time for Homestar, as I CHECK MY E-MAIL, of the faaaaaaaaaans...

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Your going to have to
share a bafroom
with a kid from Alabama that kinda sucks...
The financial aid office
is closed on Tuesdays
and steer clear of the beef stroganov at the dining hall.

Haha, I like that. I like email intros especially when they hit you with something and you're like "What?".
Like the time when he said "I baked you this special email. It has raisins."

...like.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FHzeTqMYfY
"I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you will be a star in somebody else's sky, but why...why can't it be mine?" -Eddie Vedder

This is not just an email, this is a chocolate fudge coated, melt in the middle, low grammar email.

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How do you play the Wii with your power glove on?

And that's why e-mail is so awesome.

Three guesses. And two of those don't count.

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Plagiarize; Let no man's work evade your eyes; Know why the Good Lord made your eyes, don't shade your eyes, Plagiarize Plagiarize PLAGIARIZE!
Plagiarize this sig!
Strong Badia the Free
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The line from "Bug In Mouth Disease" that goes, "And that's why come Shakespeare was so awesome."

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"Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-The Cheat, throw a TV on 'im...ho."
--Strong Bad, about Homestar

You get a gold star. *shing!*

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Plagiarize; Let no man's work evade your eyes; Know why the Good Lord made your eyes, don't shade your eyes, Plagiarize Plagiarize PLAGIARIZE!
Plagiarize this sig!
Strong Badia the Free
HRWiki Userpage

STRONG BAD: Everybody who's anybody is emailing me!

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"Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-The Cheat, throw a TV on 'im...ho."
--Strong Bad, about Homestar