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Author:  Ekul [ Wed May 04, 2005 12:03 am ]
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I didn't really see it coming, but partially, I guess. I hope they don't elaborate on Coach Z's momness...


:eekdance: GWIATOTPD! YAY! :eekdance: (Guess what, it's a TOTPD)

Author:  ramrod [ Wed May 04, 2005 12:04 am ]
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Ekul wrote:
I didn't really see it coming, but partially, I guess. I hope they don't elaborate on Coach Z's momness...
That would just be plain creepy.

Author:  Princess of StrongBadia [ Wed May 04, 2005 1:06 am ]
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Ekul wrote:
I didn't really see it coming, but partially, I guess. I hope they don't elaborate on Coach Z's momness...


I was actually hoping they would. A new big toon called "Coach Z's New Baby" or something, but of course it wouldn't be a real baby. It would be like, a pillowcase with a photograph of a baby's head taped onto it or something.

Author:  The Human Wedgie [ Wed May 04, 2005 1:08 am ]
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I liked Senor Cardgage, I think of him as a much creepier Homsar.

And I also liked "And them's 1998 dollars!"

10/10

Anyone else notice the SB Emails are getting back on track? :sb:

Author:  The Experimental Film [ Wed May 04, 2005 1:16 am ]
Post subject:  Drum roll, please.

Okay. I haven't exactly read this entire thread yet, but here are my comments.

-I was turned off at the beginning simply by the sender's name. I can't stand people who call themselves "Cat".
-The shirts made me happy again. I want a "Da Hood" tee.
-The garage sale was awexome. Particularly all the hidden stuff from other toons and the like.
-Homestar + the cow lamp again = "lol"
-Marzipan and the answering machine were hilarious. More like preeow.
-My mom actually says garbage like that.
-Coach Z's momness makes me want to hide under a rock.
-"Slightly used and mostly confused!"
-9/10

Author:  snoogit [ Wed May 04, 2005 3:24 am ]
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Princess of StrongBadia wrote:
Ekul wrote:
I didn't really see it coming, but partially, I guess. I hope they don't elaborate on Coach Z's momness...


I was actually hoping they would. A new big toon called "Coach Z's New Baby" or something, but of course it wouldn't be a real baby. It would be like, a pillowcase with a photograph of a baby's head taped onto it or something.


Well technically you dont have to reference the past tense, as we've only learned of Coach Z's just this week! hence it should be in the FUTURE tense (someone needs to read their MLA handbook)

As for a coach Z baby, I think it would have to be real, Free Country USA needs some new blood... otherwise the genetic pool is just getting creepy.

Author:  Monaro Doorslammer [ Wed May 04, 2005 1:05 pm ]
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Princess of StrongBadia wrote:
Ekul wrote:
I didn't really see it coming, but partially, I guess. I hope they don't elaborate on Coach Z's momness...


I was actually hoping they would. A new big toon called "Coach Z's New Baby" or something, but of course it wouldn't be a real baby. It would be like, a pillowcase with a photograph of a baby's head taped onto it or something.


That could be a sitcom idea for the Family Chappers. :D

Great email. Garbarj is an annoying word, I must say. But I believe this to be a good time for fans of H Star R.

Dave's Grade: Satay Chicken/10

Author:  Melonade Man [ Wed May 04, 2005 1:53 pm ]
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Shoot! I'm the late poster!! I'm always early except now...
Oh well...
What a silly, gross and akward email.








BUT I LIKE IT!!! :eekdance:

Author:  ramrod [ Wed May 04, 2005 2:04 pm ]
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snoogit wrote:
As for a coach Z baby, I think it would have to be real, Free Country USA needs some new blood... otherwise the genetic pool is just getting creepy.
But wouldn't brining on a baby be a little to 'jumping the shark'? I mean, it would be kinda funny they went a little bit into it, but knowing TBC, they more than likely won't, just to keep us guessing.

Author:  ModestlyHotGirl [ Wed May 04, 2005 2:25 pm ]
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I have to agree with Ramrod. Elaborating on Coach Z's motherhood would probably be a bad thing; the jumping of the proverbial shark, if you will. It'd be okay if they waited a while till we forgot about it, and casually showed Coach Z with a baby carriage (containing Aunt Gert in a sleeper suit) in the background in about 6 months or so.

Author:  ramrod [ Wed May 04, 2005 2:38 pm ]
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ModestlyHotGirl wrote:
It'd be okay if they waited a while till we forgot about it, and casually showed Coach Z with a baby carriage (containing Aunt Gert in a sleeper suit) in the background in about 6 months or so.
Now that would be really funny to see. And kinda creepy.

Author:  Slaughter [ Wed May 04, 2005 2:55 pm ]
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I thought his email was really funny. I haven't laughed at them for a while. Sneor (spelling?) Cardgage is really creepy. He remindes me of a guy I see at my library.

Author:  Super Orange! [ Wed May 04, 2005 7:55 pm ]
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Chances are, like with Strong Sads assasination, Coach Z's motherhood will be hidden around the e-mails.

Author:  Krissy [ Wed May 04, 2005 8:55 pm ]
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Man, I loooved this e-mail. I can (sadly) relate pretty well to the whole garage sale process, my mom has them all the time in the summer with pretty much whatever she finds lying around the house. A garbage sale, indeed.

9/10

Author:  The Experimental Film [ Wed May 04, 2005 8:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Sound it out.

Slaughter wrote:
I thought his email was really funny. I haven't laughed at them for a while. Sneor (spelling?) Cardgage is really creepy. He remindes me of a guy I see at my library.


That'd be "Senor" Cardgage. Sound it out.

Once again, this email was awexome. Was Strong Sad's death mentioned before "new fingers"?

Author:  Lunar Jesty [ Wed May 04, 2005 8:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Sound it out.

The Experimental Film wrote:
Slaughter wrote:
I thought his email was really funny. I haven't laughed at them for a while. Sneor (spelling?) Cardgage is really creepy. He remindes me of a guy I see at my library.


That'd be "Senor" Cardgage. Sound it out.

Once again, this email was awexome. Was Strong Sad's death mentioned before "new fingers"?


Strong Sad wrote:
I dream of my own death.

Author:  The Experimental Film [ Wed May 04, 2005 11:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Oh.

Oh. That works. But do we know that that quote was linked to the fingers deaths?

Author:  Princess of StrongBadia [ Wed May 04, 2005 11:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Oh.

The Experimental Film wrote:
Oh. That works. But do we know that that quote was linked to the fingers deaths?


I think his death was first referred to in "50 emails" when Strong Bad is hiring a hitman on the phone. ;)

Author:  ramrod [ Wed May 04, 2005 11:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Oh.

Princess of StrongBadia wrote:
The Experimental Film wrote:
Oh. That works. But do we know that that quote was linked to the fingers deaths?


I think his death was first referred to in "50 emails" when Strong Bad is hiring a hitman on the phone. ;)
Well, he was actually trying to sell Strong Sad's feet to Bubs there.

Author:  The Experimental Film [ Thu May 05, 2005 12:07 am ]
Post subject:  No.

No, he's trying to sell his kid brother into slavery.

At least, I thought that was what was going on.

(They're called "soolnds".)

Author:  ramrod [ Thu May 05, 2005 12:17 am ]
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The Experimental Film wrote:
No, he's trying to sell his kid brother into slavery.

At least, I thought that was what was going on.

(They're called "soolnds".)
Well, he said to bubs that "No, they're more like elephant feet. Yeah. So what do you think, like, 50 bucks? Sounds good. I'll leave the key under the at-may."

Author:  Princess of StrongBadia [ Thu May 05, 2005 12:19 am ]
Post subject:  Re: No.

ramrod wrote:
The Experimental Film wrote:
No, he's trying to sell his kid brother into slavery.

At least, I thought that was what was going on.

(They're called "soolnds".)
Well, he said to bubs that "No, they're more like elephant feet. Yeah. So what do you think, like, 50 bucks? Sounds good. I'll leave the key under the at-may."


How do you know it was Bubs? Coulda been any ol' telemarketer.

Author:  Shishu Hiwatari [ Thu May 05, 2005 1:12 am ]
Post subject:  Re: No.

Princess of StrongBadia wrote:
ramrod wrote:
The Experimental Film wrote:
No, he's trying to sell his kid brother into slavery.

At least, I thought that was what was going on.

(They're called "soolnds".)
Well, he said to bubs that "No, they're more like elephant feet. Yeah. So what do you think, like, 50 bucks? Sounds good. I'll leave the key under the at-may."


How do you know it was Bubs? Coulda been any ol' telemarketer.

Shady-type dealer, rather :P

Author:  The Experimental Film [ Thu May 05, 2005 1:34 am ]
Post subject:  'Twas.

'Twas the Mafia. Or one of those.

Author:  PizzaTrophy [ Thu May 05, 2005 2:05 am ]
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I don't think they'll keep up the Coach Z/mom type thing.
For starters, Coach Z must be a male, hence why he's always hitting on Marzipan in the Answering Machines. For finishers, he lives in the locker room with disconnected electricity. Not fit conditions for a child!

Personally, I think the Z just had a bit too much Listerine when he made that comment.

Author:  ramrod [ Thu May 05, 2005 3:04 am ]
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PizzaTrophy wrote:
Personally, I think the Z just had a bit too much Listerine when he made that comment.
More than likely. Maybe he's buying the keg for the Listerine.

Author:  ialinun [ Thu May 05, 2005 3:37 pm ]
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The disturbing momness of Coach Z, to me, was negated be the priceless look on Marzipan's face. BWA HA HA HA!

Author:  Princess of StrongBadia [ Thu May 05, 2005 7:01 pm ]
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PizzaTrophy wrote:
I don't think they'll keep up the Coach Z/mom type thing.
For starters, Coach Z must be a male, hence why he's always hitting on Marzipan in the Answering Machines. For finishers, he lives in the locker room with disconnected electricity. Not fit conditions for a child!

Personally, I think the Z just had a bit too much Listerine when he made that comment.


Just because Coach Z hits on Marzipan doesn't mean he's a guy! (We know he is a guy because people have said "he", I think....) And like I said, if his baby turns out to be some random object, he won't need fit baby conditions.

Author:  cbrubaker [ Fri May 06, 2005 7:41 am ]
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That was pretty funny. The emails are doing better lately (IMO)

This just shows that Coach Z is getting creepier.

Nice to see Senor Cardgage again.

BTW, wasn't helvetica a name of a font?

EDIT - never mind. I saw it mentioned on the wiki page.

Author:  LudaChris05 [ Fri May 06, 2005 8:01 am ]
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Has the thing about Coach Z's momness been explained yet?

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