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Author:  The Experimental Film [ Mon Sep 06, 2004 5:06 pm ]
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What kind of email would you like to see? I mean, what question, and what kind of thing should SB do?

Author:  Shaon [ Tue Sep 07, 2004 7:21 pm ]
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welllll....I would be in it! he would answer myah eail, so we can see meh!

Author:  Krissy [ Wed Sep 08, 2004 2:18 am ]
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I always thought it would be interesting to see Strong Bad and co. form a boy band, like N'Sync or Backstreet Boys. It could start out with Strong Bad, Homestar, The Cheat, and whoever "making the band". They could each have a "boy band label" (ie: Strong Bad could be the bad boy/leader, Homestar could be the, er, sensitive one? ... Well, you get the picture.), and it could show them practicing and everything. Then, they get on stage to perform only to have their recording go haywire and their *gasp* lip-syncing revealed! They each blame each other for the band's problems and break up.

Author:  EboMike [ Wed Sep 08, 2004 3:58 am ]
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It would be R-Rated. This, of course, would not work because of the intended audience (or let's say 'a major part of the actual audience'), but I'd be interested to see what an email like this would 'feel' like.

I usually stay away from anything PG-rated, HSR and Pixar movies are pretty much the only exceptions. I'm wondering... would this stint make HSR even cooler or just be totally inappropriate?

Author:  Didymus [ Wed Sep 08, 2004 6:23 am ]
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Krissy, I think Strong Bad tried that once. He called it "The High Voice Crew." Unfortunately, the helium ran out.

Author:  Strong Lad [ Wed Sep 08, 2004 7:48 am ]
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Here's what mine would be like.

Strong Bad: E-mail! E-mail is it's one and only name...(hums a James Bond riff.)

Dear Strong Bad,
I was just wondering, what type of excercise routine you go through each day?
Alex, HI. (Pronounces it "hi!")

Strong Bad: (not typing.) Hi, Alex! (pause.) You know, you don't need to say "hi" at the end of your E-mail. What, are you..Hawaiian or something? (types over the "HI" to write "BYE")
-New line-

Strong Bad: (typing) Well, Alex, the type of excercise routine I go through is a very complex one. One that is guaranteed to make you as popular with the ladies as I.

(Scene. Strong Bad is asleep on the couch.)

Strong Bad: (Narrating.) So, at the start of the day, I go through the "lift your face off the folds in the couch with head stuck in bag of Cheetos" routine.
(Strong Bad lifts his face off the couch, and falls to the floor. Scene changes to the basement. The Cheat goes up to Strong Bad, who is reading a newspaper.)

Strong Bad:(Narrating.) Then I go through the "kick The Cheat" stage. This requires finess, style and overall funnyness of kick.
Strong Bad:(Real-time. Puts down his newspaper.) Ah, The Cheat. Right on schedule. (nonchalantly kicks The Cheat, then returns to the newspaper. Scene changes to an empty hallway.)

Strong Bad: (Narrating) Then the most vigorous training excercise of the day, the "running away from an angry Strong Mad about to stuff you into a cookie jar and throw you off a bridge for kicking his favourite The Cheat". Uh..excercise.

(Strong Bad quickly runs across the screen.)

Strong Bad: (quickly) I HAVE NO REGREEEEEETS!!!
Strong Mad: (Runs across the screen with a cookie jar) GET IN THE JAR!! GET IN THE JAR!!!!!

(Back to the computer.)
Strong Bad: But the majority of the day, I work out by "pestering my little brother". This works off a few more pounds than you would think. It takes a whooooooole lot of energy to be this good.

(Strong Sad's room. Strong Bad is continually pushing Strong Sad, with noe effect on movement. Strong Sad speaks more annoyed than upset.)

Strong Bad: (Quickly.) So, did anyone tell you that you're fat? 'Cause you are fat, don't you know, you're fat. And because you're fat, I'm-a gonna call you "fat-boy", fat-boy on the grounds that you're fat. You like me pushing you around, fat-boy? It doesn't matter, you're fat. Shut up, you're fat.

(Back to the computer.)

Strong Bad: So, there's my routine, Ally. If you have a dumpy little brother, an angry protective big brother, and a The Cheat, please feel free to use this. Of course, I'll have to collect royalties from you doing this. As a matter of fact, you know my secret routine, so just give me money right now. I'll be waiting outside my house. (get-up noise.)

(Easter Eggs.)

(Click on "big brother". Shows Strong Mad looking around still holding the cookie jar.)
Strong Mad: WHERE DID YOU GO? WHERE DID YOU GO??? (looks at cookie jar, takes a cookie out and eats it. Suddenly happy.) COOKIES ARE MY BEST FRIEND!!!

(Click on "Money" to see Strong Bad on a phone.)
Strong Bad: No, rabbits or cats don't count. It has to be a The Cheat for pure kickingness. Cats and rabbits don't travel far, and it ain't funny. Oh, you think a The Cheat doll can do the same, well I think that you are DELETED!!! What? Why are you still here..oh. It's a phone.

Author:  Another Fan [ Wed Sep 08, 2004 8:07 pm ]
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That was really good. No overused quotes and had the style of a email.

:cheat: :cheat: :cheat: :cheat: :cheatgrin:

Author:  Krissy [ Wed Sep 08, 2004 9:07 pm ]
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Didymus wrote:
Krissy, I think Strong Bad tried that once. He called it "The High Voice Crew." Unfortunately, the helium ran out.

Nah, all we saw was a high-voiced Strong Bad standing around and singing a song about, well, nothing in particular, really. At least, nothing anyone in their right mind would want to listen to ... Woah! You're right!

Seriously, though, I think a boy band e-mail could be funny. ...Maybe...

Author:  Hysterical Woman [ Wed Sep 08, 2004 10:47 pm ]
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Strong Lad, you should be in the fanfiction business. Don't worry, the business won't devour your soul. :mrgreen:

Author:  The Experimental Film [ Wed Sep 08, 2004 11:06 pm ]
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I'm a fanfic writer too, but I haven't done any H*R stuff yet. I was going to do Star Wars 1 and 2 (The Phantom Dennis!), but now that we can't do scripts, I don't know what to do.

If you want to read my mostly pokemon stories (though it's not all pokemon), I'm HyperMew.

Author:  Cheatcake [ Sat Oct 02, 2004 2:56 pm ]
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Hysterical Woman wrote:
Strong Lad, you should be in the fanfiction business. Don't worry, the business won't devour your soul. :mrgreen:

I am. My user name is Stinkoman and I had 2 H*R done. "Compy's Last Stand" (strong bad gets a new computer) and "Homestar: 20X6!!!" (Zvil, sticklyman and nega-man try to take over the world. Can Homespeed and Stinkoman stop them?) Yet, they got deleted for SCRIPT FORMAT! CRAP! ABOUT 94.99% of my stories are script. I'm soon going to turn my script formats to normal if i can.

Author:  Shadowflash [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:14 pm ]
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What are your ideas for the next SBEmail? Post here.

Author:  StrongKirby [ Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:58 am ]
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It's kind of tough to think of one, since a good chunk of the good ideas were taken (video games, anime, Pom-Pom's parents, more I don't want to list), though maybe a television sitcom (someone E-Mailed me about that in my Wiki User E-Mail show) would be nice. I can imagine how it'd go in my head.

Author:  Van_Buren [ Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:39 am ]
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i want to meet strong bads parents that would be an awesome email!

Author:  Shopiom [ Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:14 am ]
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Hate to break it to ya, VB, but that'll never happen.

Author:  Sarge [ Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:26 am ]
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Ok, I'm sure TBC don't want to hear my story ideas, but here goes.

A crossover between the H*R universe and the "real word" that you and I live in.
Strong Bad tries to go to the real world (using the famous mash-go blender)
Strong Bad attempts to use a real 486 laptop machine, but he fails miserably because he can't take his boxing gloves off... and because he's never used an actual computer before. He calls for The Cheat, but the Cheat can't exist in this world because he's not isometric so he turns into a large lump of weirdly shaped furry black & orange cheese. (HR is similarly affected when he falls into the real world somehow...and then he turns into a poptart.... somehow. Bubs is asked to fix the blender, but he complains that he still hasn't been paid for the last time he fixed something of StrongBad's, so he refuses. This leaves StrongBad stranded in the real world, and he is very scared.. untill he sees real ladies who are.. um.. better than not-real. You can imagine what happens next...

... come on, I know you have an imagination...

.... no, Strong Bad, that's your nose...

Ok, fine, I'll finish for you...
... After failing an attemmpt to "use his imagination" to return to his basement, Strong Bad manages to suppose that if he just types into a browser, he shuold be able to get back to his own reality. At this point, TBC walk by and make a cameo appearance, and then, without explanation, Srtrong Bad is back at his usual perch in from of the Lappy. Only.. something is different (no, The Cheat is back to normal... that's not what's different).

Something about Homestar... he's more fleshy and less... drawing.. than before. Whatever could this be?

Author:  Einoo T. Spork [ Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:37 pm ]
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That would equal jumping the shark, Sarge. But it's still a neat idea.

.....A pop-tart?

Author:  Parakeet05 [ Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:40 pm ]
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I would like to see an email about internet fads............

Author:  Metal Head [ Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:04 pm ]
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Strong Bad making a rocked with a jillion diet coke bottles and 4 jillion mentos. It would be awesome

Author:  Caustic Window [ Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:22 pm ]
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Strong Bad goes to visit Senor Cardgage.

Author:  Rexisfed [ Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:50 pm ]
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The best way to send in your ideas is to email Strong Bad, not talk about it here.

Author:  damik [ Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:53 pm ]
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Good work, Captain O. However, I think this thread is meant for sharing ideas with each other, not Strong Bad.

Author:  doubledeuceblemint [ Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:23 am ]
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Strong Bad visits New York! (there is a ytmnd that has a picture of Strong Bad stomping skyscrapers and has "There's a Strong Bad Waiting in the Sky" or a misheard version of David Bowie's "Starman" which for some reason I can't find anymore, but yeah, it would rule to have a Muppets-style the gang take over New York thing)

Author:  SamFisher1022 [ Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:18 pm ]
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Dear Strong Bad,
I was wondering if you had any ideas for an inventions that could improve everyone's life. I guess anything is good, whatever it does. The world is in desperate need of a good invention these days.
Waiting to invest,
Sam F.
Stonebridge, VA

I even sent this email already. No telling if they'll ever use it, though.

Author:  atomic1fire [ Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:36 am ]
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him and stinkoman in a crossover teamup japenese style
refrenceing supersentai and the meetup movies

Author:  the-micro-man [ Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:02 pm ]
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What if Homestar Runner and Strong Bad switched places for a day?

Author:  the-micro-man [ Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:02 pm ]
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atomic1fire wrote:
him and stinkoman in a crossover teamup japenese style
refrenceing supersentai and the meetup movies

Don't forget the many references to "Mega Man" in the video game!

Author:  homsar_dude [ Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:17 pm ]
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wheres mr.bland and senor been lately.

Author:  rocket_master_z [ Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:24 am ]
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I want to meet strong bads parents that would be an awesome email!

Um, he mentioned he had a "poopaw" once.

Author:  J-Man [ Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:37 am ]
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homsar_dude wrote:
wheres mr.bland and senor been lately.

I don't think they're ever going to make an appearance outside of the "original Homestar Runner children's book universe", although I'd love to see them pop up somewhere just once with their updated appearances.

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