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dear stongbd,
i hiv 1 questins 4 u:
1:cn u ht stong sad with hamr
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I AM THE TANDY!THE COMPUTER YOU THREW OUT FOR THE COMPY 386!I AM COMING TO HAUNT YOU!I WILL SPARE YOU IF YOU FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS!
1.Punch yourself in the face.
2.Take off your mask.
3.Punch yourself in the face with your mask still off.
4.Put your mask back on.
5.Act dumber than Homestar.
6.Show us a photo of your parents.
7.Give a cake to Strong Sad.
8.Jump into some whatsit.
9.Go to the cheat.Don't kick him for 15 seconds
10.Go to Strong Mad and keep teasing him until he beats you up.
11.Throw the Lappy out the window.
12.Say New paper is better than the paper.
IF YOU DO ALL OF THIS I WILL SPARE YOU!