Looking Old: "My age is a closely-guarded secret, protected by a sect of closely-guarded monks high atop the Coches Mountains."
Strong Badathlon: "Our coverage of the 2007 Strong Badathlon continues with the Clean and Jerk Strong Mad's Underwears Over His Head. Fortunately, you don't really have to clean them."
Unnatural: "And that's when I tampered with the DNA evidence!"
The Movies: "And if you think the guy sitting next to you munching popcorn is bad, try going to a theatre where people regularly sneak in their own all-you-can-eat fajitas!"
Your Funeral: "Strong Bad, how you gonna check that e-mail? With my boxing gloves, with my boxing gloves..."
From Work: "I'm checking e-mail from work today, and I can't let the Man know what I'm up to!" or "Oh, nice work, Pixel Granny!" or "I guess I could try and describe it using work-approved methods." or "My work-staysh is asking me whether I want to log off or out."
Rough Copy: "All this hot legal action is tearing our non-existent friendship apart!"
Underlings: "Furthermore, nothing says pact and professionalism like breaking tough news to someone with a reverse sunburn on your brother's giant, square, billboard-sized back!"
More Armies: "You look like the type of kid who gets his lunch handed to him daily. Well, if you'd like to be the lunch-handerer for a change, then boy, do the On Point Kings have a brochure for you!"
The Paper: "Why do all my 30-year-old electronics keep breaking on me!?"
Mini-Golf: "I was wondering if Strongbadia had a miniature golf course because I think it would be cool if Strongbadia had a miniature golf course. Hoping to play the Strongbadia miniature golf course soon..." or "What, are you getting paid everytime you say the words 'miniature golf course'? Because I'd, miniature golf course, like to get in on that ac-miniature-golf-course-tion." or "Of, miniature golf course, course, I don't sell out for cheap." or "Anyways, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, mini-golf. Strong Badia doesn't have a place of its own, so when we need to get our tiny golf on, we usually head over to Sweet Puttin' Cakes." or "It's just like, one minute, you're thinking about miniature golf..." or "The place isn't above some of the usual mini-golf transgressions though." or "The 18th hole puts a unique twist on the standard bottomless-hole-that-sucks-your-golf-ball-away-forever hole."
Concert: "I'm going to see Limozeen tonight. But I've never heard of the opening band, so I'm going to show up fashionably late. What are you all gussied down for?" or "I'm going to see a show tonight too. But I've never heard of the headliner, so I'm going to leave fashionably early."
Hygiene: "John wears shabby clothes that smell like chocolate milk with a stomach virus."
Original: "I should eat a pony." (Cardgage's or Stuntman's?)
Bike Thief: "Letters, and words. E-mails get absurd. I just gotta jump back?"
Pizza Joint: "As a typical college girl, I was wondering if there is a pizza joint somewhere in Strongbadia...you know, if me and my girls wanted to come hang out sometime." or "Yes, we have a pizza joint! I gots me a pizza joint! Always been at the pizza joint! Come to the pizza joint with me!" or "We're not a real pizza place! This is just a front to meet some girls!" or "The Cheat, in our effort to make a pretend pizza place in order to score some chicks, we somehow created a successful and well-reviewed actual pizza place!" or "Rustic and filled with old-world cardboard charm, the Pizz serves up Strong Badian-style pizza at a price that won't leave a dent in your wallet!" or "Welcome to virtualpizz.biz! Where typical college girls can customize their own slice of pizza for some serious social networking." or "You're not Daphne. You're... pizza trolls!" or "I dunno how to get Daphne and her girls to come to my pizza joint." or "What do you mean, they're at your pizza joint? What pizza joint? The Pizz has competition?" or "That's your pizza joint. Grill with some tape on it." or "Despite a strong showing from fan favourite Strong Sad, the email ultimately fizzles due to a heavy reliance on what can only be called 'internet pizza jokes'."
Slumber Party: "Uh, you might wanna put a cap on what you define as 'older kids'. Other than that, you can always look forward to endlessly ridiculing the kid that got picked up early 'cause he misses his mum."
Web Comics: "But if cartoony or Cheaty drawings aren't your thing, break out your cracked serial numbers for 'Burn and Dodge: The Fantasy Photoshop Gradient Comic'!"
Business Trip: "So, it's just going to be me and you, sleeping under the stars, roasting some marshmallows."
Wrestling: "I didn't climb the mountains and breathe the face-painted fumes just to let you two walk away with the title!"
Diorama: "If you need to make a historical diorama, there's only one way to go: presedential assassinations."
Nightlife: "Sometimes, I'll even think about dancing, and then not dance. And if I'm feeling really crazy, I'll actually get out on the dance floor, and bust some fresh not-dancing."
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