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 Post subject: FEED THE CHILDREN!
PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:30 pm 
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In this forum-wide game, you must keep children alive as long as you can.

You can either:
Feed One
Teach One
Shoot One
Exercise One
Put One on lookout

Feed One-
You increase HP a point, but if HP gets higher than the heart-rate, heart-rate will go down a point, and if heart rate goes down to 0, the child will become obese and die.

Teach One-
Brain power is also another factor, brainpower protects them from the wolves, if you decide to put a child against an oncoming wolf that is dumber than the wolf, the wolf will eat the child and gain his/her brainpower, wolves will start out with 0 brain power but every 72 hours that goes by, they gain one brain point. Every 24 hours that goes by for a child without teaching will lose one brainpower point.

Shoot One-
Sometimes, 'tis better to shoot a child, for every child you keep alive when a day passes, the forum gains a point, but (for each child) if they die of starvation, high heart rate, being too stupid and eaten by a wolf, the forum loses two points, but if you simply shoot them, the forum only loses one point. To lose less points for a child that will surely die anyways, just shoot them, use this only as a last resort, try to keep as many children alive as you can.

Exercise One-
To increase heart-rate a point for a child, you must give them exercise time, every time you do that, they gain a heart-rate point, but for every point heart-rate gains, HP goes down one, if HP goes down to 0, the child's heart will explode and he/she will die.

Put One on lookout-
Wolves are about, and every 24 hours that go by, you must put a different child on lookout, if no one is put when 24 hours go by, then wolves will eat every child and points will be deducted as listed, for every child that is put on lookout, once their 24 hour shift is over, they will take a break and a new child must be put before another 24 hours go by. Every child still alive must be put on lookout at least five times before children are put out for more than that, every time a new child is brought into the group, all turns on lookout will reset down to 0.

1 point deducted for every child that dies.
1 point gained for each child that is still alive every time a day goes by.
HP
Heart-rate
Brainpower

Every time the forum gains 10 points, a new child must be brought into the game with the appropriate starting points.

Alive:
Simon:-5-10-5
Denise:-5-10-5
Alfred:-5-10-5

The Cemetery:

Forum Score:0
One action per post.
No double posting.
If the Forum goes down to negative points, it automatically loses the game, and a new one begins.
Play appropriately (No purposely ruining the game, etc.)

I'll start by:
Putting Alfred on Lookout


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 Post subject: Re: FEED THE CHILDREN!
PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:23 am 
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 Post subject: Re: FEED THE CHILDREN!
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put Denise on lookout

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 Post subject: Re: FEED THE CHILDREN!
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alfreds already on lookout

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 Post subject: Re: FEED THE CHILDREN!
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The Great Clapper wrote:
every 24 hours that go by, you must put a different child on lookout

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 Post subject: Re: FEED THE CHILDREN!
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so one post is 24 hours?

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 Post subject: Re: FEED THE CHILDREN!
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I think it's 24 hours in real time. It's been longer than that since Alfred was put on lookout.

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 Post subject: Re: FEED THE CHILDREN!
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sorry I didn't look at the date
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 Post subject: Re: FEED THE CHILDREN!
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Teach simon I will

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 Post subject: Re: FEED THE CHILDREN!
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I think the kids are dead we didn't have some one on watch within 24 hours

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 Post subject: Re: FEED THE CHILDREN!
PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:22 am 
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I pull out a pistol and shoot 'em all to end their suffering

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 Post subject: Re: FEED THE CHILDREN!
PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:27 am 
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The Snork wrote:
I shoot Denise because of her terrible table manners, what is it with kids these days goshdarnit


Now look what you did! :p

Forum: -1

Okay, let's start, again.

*snatches gun out of snork's hand*

Alive:
Simon:-5-11-5
Denise:-5-10-5
Alfred:-6-10-5

See how NEATLY Alfred ate Snork?


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 Post subject: Re: FEED THE CHILDREN!
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I shoot Denise because of her terrible table manners, what is it with kids these days goshdarnit

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 Post subject: Re: FEED THE CHILDREN!
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'Kay then, c'mon keep those children moving...and be less trigger happy.


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 Post subject: Re: FEED THE CHILDREN!
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I exercise Simon five times

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 Post subject: Re: FEED THE CHILDREN!
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I fed Simon, so his HP isn't even close to 0.


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 Post subject: Re: FEED THE CHILDREN!
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I put alfred on watch

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 Post subject: Re: FEED THE CHILDREN!
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I shoot simon

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 Post subject: Re: FEED THE CHILDREN!
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I revieve simon and put him on watch
edit: it tuns out the kids are eaten.. again

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 Post subject: Re: FEED THE CHILDREN!
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Um, should we get rid of shooting children?
And putting them on watch? Or, we should atleast change
it to a new one must be on watch every week, instead of every day.

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 Post subject: Re: FEED THE CHILDREN!
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Location: They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
I try to play a game of russian roulette with the kids, But i accidentally shoot myself in the Knee. Infection quickly sets in.

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I feed all of the sick little children tomatoes and radio wire. They choke and die.

The wolves eagerly scavenge on the children's rotting remains.

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I shoot them all again

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 Post subject: Re: FEED THE CHILDREN!
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This was the FUNNIEST thread I've read. I'm dying... I'm dying... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Location: I left the H*RWF. Goodbye, everybody.
I shoot every one of the remaining kids to death, then I kill their ghosts, then their ghosts' ghosts.

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 Post subject: Re: FEED THE CHILDREN!
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16_BIT_MARIO1 wrote:
I shoot every one of the remaining kids to death, then I kill their ghosts, then their ghosts' ghosts.


You know, at this rate we're never going to win this game. :cheatgrin:

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BING! I just killed all the children with my mind.


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