Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:50 pm

*sigh*
Miss ABC, you and Mr. Gino had a, uh... relationship, did you not?

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:50 pm

(I think it's a lion needs a peppy sidekick like Maya or Trucy to give vague hints about what should be pressed on... But you're so close to cracking the witness. So. Close.)

...

I met Gino frequently at the Sleeping Tree. It was like 'our place'... I'm devestated to see him dead, and even more devestated that you're trying to defend that murderer.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:54 pm

Miss ABC, did you know the defendant prior to the incident in question?

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:56 pm

(Er, maybe you didn't see my edit, but read above. They met frequently.)

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:06 pm

(I know. I'm asking if you knew the defendant, Sloshy.)

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:07 pm

(OH! .... I'M BLIND!)

No.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:11 pm

Mm-hmm. And what did you and Gino generally do at the Sleeping Tree when you met?

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:16 pm

... *looks at the Judge and the Prosecution*

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:33 pm

*slams fist on desk*
Answer the question!

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:35 pm

Starcraft Maniac · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:21 pm

*grabs a pudding cup out of his desk and begins to eat it.*

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:56 pm

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

(I think it's a lion needs a peppy sidekick like Maya or Trucy to give vague hints about what should be pressed on... But you're so close to cracking the witness. So. Close.)

I VOLUNTEER!

Ms. FacelessEvil, the defense team DEMANDS that you ANSWER THE FREAKING QUESTION! NOW!!!!! What did you two do at the Sleeping Tree?!

Aw, jeez, I lost it...

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:57 pm

(HAHAHA! I LOVE IT! ... but I'm sooo not going to answer that question. PROSECUTION WHERE ARE YOU???)

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:03 pm

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

(HAHAHA! I LOVE IT! ... but I'm sooo not going to answer that question. PROSECUTION WHERE ARE YOU???)

Oh, um... I think he's out for lunch. Yes, he's out for lunch at 6PM. So, without a prosecution, I'll just have to do the next part for both the prosecution and the defense.

OBJECTION! That question is irrelevant to the case at hand!
What? What do you mean?
It doesn't matter if the witness met the victim. What matters is what she saw!
Oh...Right.
Now, back to the testimony.
OBJECTION!

Now it's your turn, It's a Lion. What did you object to? How can we get out of this? What really went on that night? Why am I asking all these questions?

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:08 pm

(Thank you. bwahahaha... :mrgreen:

)

Chichindrich · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:03 am

(If possible, can I be in line for defense next game? Mad props to Starcraft Maniac for coming up with this. Faceless, there are SO many things I would be questioning you about right now! Curse my not having a character!)

Starcraft Maniac · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:31 am

(Second time I've got props in this place. Thanks.
Yeah, Chichindrich, you can be defense for next time. What really is important right now is who wins. Remember, whoever wins this trial (I mean side worth, Prosecution or Defense) gets to be the next Udgey.)

Click.

Word Up · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:22 am

Sorry guys, Prosecution's here.
I have no further questions for Teefee... heh.
Sloshy, get up on the stand. Nao.

Starcraft Maniac · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:25 am

(Click the link I posted beforehand.)

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:52 pm

(So what do I do now? Sit at my desk?)

Starcraft Maniac · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:54 pm

Aaand we're back. Clicky clicky.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:59 pm

Chichindrich wrote:

(If possible, can I be in line for defense next game? Mad props to Starcraft Maniac for coming up with this. Faceless, there are SO many things I would be questioning you about right now! Curse my not having a character!)

(I'M GLAD TO HEAR IT! I was very sad that my witness was not drilled enough on the RIGHT subjects, there are loooots of holes still left to fill. Maybe I'll be a witness next time so you can get a chance.

)

SM wrote:

Aaand we're back. Clicky clicky.

(gjkdlsfds... Already Been Chewed. NICE. THANK YOU. hahahaha.)

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:02 pm

(Geez, I really suck at this.) :-|

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:03 pm

it's a lion! wrote:

(Geez, I really suck at this.) :-|

(You could always get an assistant to help you out! That's what I think, anyway.)

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:10 pm

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

it's a lion! wrote:

(Geez, I really suck at this.) :-|

(You have an assistant to help you out!)

Fixed.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:16 pm

16_BIT_MARIO1 wrote:

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

it's a lion! wrote:

(Geez, I really suck at this.) :-|

(You have an assistant to help you out!)

Fixed.

(Yeah, but you're crazy.

)

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:23 pm

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

(Yeah, but you're crazy.

)

When has that ever stopped me?

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:24 pm

16_BIT_MARIO1 wrote:

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

(Yeah, but you're crazy.

)

When has that ever stopped me?

(Hee hee hee. Touche!)

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:24 pm

Your first assignment: Pick up my pen whenever I drop it.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:25 pm

it's a lion! wrote:

Your first assignment: Pick up my pen whenever I drop it.

(^ See, this is why you may suck as cross-examination. Your defense attorney character is totally inept.

- but still very funny. )

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