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You want the condinsation formed on a mountain? Ok!

Ummm...it was poisoned or something...funny...

>I wish that I had've made that funnier

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You made it funnier. Unfortunately, that was so unfunny that the replacement is still quite lame anyway.

I wish I had cable TV

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"They've taken Mr Rimmer! Sir, they've taken Mr Rimmer!"
"Quick, let's get outta here before they bring him back!"

Congrads, your TV is made out of Cable. you die of AIDS.


i wish for moral values.

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Granted. Too bad that "moral" is relative. You're still pretty much immoral by your standards.

I wish that Phil was my boyfriend, for he is the sexy.

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Granted. You learn too late that Phil has been hiding an awful secret; he's actually a deranged, serial-killing psychopath. And you're his next victim.

I wish I knew for sure whether Coach Z's skin was green, if he was wearing a green jumpsuit.

Granted. It's a jumpsuit. To prove this to you, he takes off his jumpsuit. Uh-oh.

I wish Cedric Diggory was not dead. And my boyfriend. For he is also the sexy!

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Wish granted nothing happens

I wish i was a moose!

You are now a moose. You travel around the country, trying to pull rabbits out of hats (but usually end up with a rhino or a lion or some crap like that). Despite hardly ever having a clue what's going on, you manage to thwart the spread of Communism ever episode. But the squirrel gets all the credit. You should have said, "I wish I was a time-traveling dog with a pet boy."

I wish I was a time-traveling dog with a pet boy.

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Granted! Too bad when you tell people you get ramsacked by a Moose and squirrel trying to stop to russian spies from doing dasterdly deeds.


>I wish we had cool emoticons like the HSR forum (porples place)

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Wish granted. We get every emoticon ever made on the forum, many of which are poorly made. Now you can't see a single post without an emoticon next to every word.

I wishI was a condor.

Grablebump! Too bad you got kicked out of that "bird name game" thing as well.

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I wish people would put wishes in their posts.

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Granted!

>I wish I hadn't brought forth Teeg's rage with my blind stupidity.

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Firstly - huh?!
Secondly - you know what I meant, so try harder.
And thirdly - huh?!

Right. The wishing. Okay...

You do not incur his wrath. You incur the wrath of someone else, who happens to be a chainsaw operator who likes to take his work home with him. You get killed brutally.

I wish ABC and ABC2 would stop going on the blink on my TV

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"They've taken Mr Rimmer! Sir, they've taken Mr Rimmer!"
"Quick, let's get outta here before they bring him back!"

Congrads! ABC and ABC2 gasses form to condensation inside your TV! you get Lukemia!

i wish for The Necronomicon Ex Mortis Prop From the Evil Dead 2.

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It falls from 35,000 feet in the air and hits you on the head. You die.

I wish for an Xbox 360

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

Granted! Too bad After reading this, Ace hunts you down and slowly kills you in a game of "Darkside pretends to be a dart board".

>I Wish for the stores to open so I can finally go and get my Digital camera.

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Granted! Unfortunatley, when you get your digital camera, you don't have enough money left to buy batteries for it.

I wish for chocolate icecream.

Granted! Too bad you're lactose intolerant. You die. (Lotsa "You die!"s in this thread.

I wish that people who sign up and never post's accounts were deleted.

Granted, but those people re sign up and spam up the forum.

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

Granted! You get banned for hacking into the forum and deleting them. Then, due to grief, you shoot yourself in the head. When the cops come to investigate, Metallica comes along as well. "Woah! I got a great idea for a video!" Says one of the guys. efore you know it, you're one of those never dying people in the video for "One".

>I wish for a...spoon...

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you get it, but it's full of holes

I wish that I had the Illibuck

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

Granted. You have a plastic spoon in your lunchbag for work. When you try to take it out of the wrapper it shoots out and gets stuck up your nose. Your co'workers call you "Spoon Boy" for the rest of your time working there.

I wish I was a monkey.

EDIT: Simulposted!

Granted, but Now you live in a zoo with no computer and can't access the wiki.

I wish that I could get both Bush impeached and when Chaney becomes president get him impeached the next day.

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

Great news! An amendment is passed saying that presidents know stay in office for life!

I wish I could do anything I wanted.

Granted! Hilary Clinton then becomes president, upsetting half of America. All the angry people then move to Canada.

I wish this post was more logical.

EDIT: Simulpost!

You can now do anything you want! You find your father's lighter and light it, causing you to realize you're a major pyro. You burn down your house.

It aint, even if you say SIMULAPOST, which you did.

I wish this game will never end.

Um okay but it will cause you to die somehow

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

I wish Darkside would get the rules straight.

He does and then trumps you with an unbeatable wish!

I wish that I had every video game, system, controller, and memory card there is!

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