Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: it's a lion!)

sbe-mail 22 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:00 pm

(you bearly gave me any thing to start on, so I improvised.)

second page. read the red leatters. it was poison.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:01 pm

(... You don't need anything because you're the detective and you're just supposed to set up the evidence of the case. You're just the fuzz, you're not supposed to be directly involved! ... :-|

When was Gumshoe ever the center of a case? )

Chichindrich · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:02 pm

(Okay, seriously. This is ridiculous. The detective can't make up stuff in the autopsy report.)

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:03 pm

Chichindrich wrote:

(Okay, seriously. This is ridiculous. The detective can't make up stuff in the autopsy report.)

(I agree. sbemail, play by the evidence I gave you. You were given all the pieces to present and set up the crime scene for the attorneys with, not to come up with any astounding revelations! You were supposed to edit that map too.

Make your detective take some ritalin, and get your head in the game.

)

sbe-mail 22 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:11 pm

(note the fact my that ds is broken at the moment, so any new ds game plans are out the window.)

ok, the poison on the autopsy a white lie. the poison evaporated while knocking her out and killing her.

the witnesstold me pretty much everything exept his name.

can I get down now and rest?

here. heres the bribe. * hands fruit gums to the judge*

( im playing by the evidense, what little you gave me (note to self:choose easier role next time). do you want me to show you the now non murder weapon?)

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:13 pm

(I gave you 5 pieces of evidence, as well as the map. This is just -- gdjsk... Let's go to PM's. PLEASE HOLD.)

Capt. Ido Nos · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:17 pm

Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music, do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch.

Hold music!

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:18 pm

(Gdsjkgldsagjsd you just... gave me a.gds. gjdsklg hearhklgsdjg...

I LOVE YOU)

sbe-mail 22 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:34 pm

heres the map marked

thats nearly all of the evidence.

anything else mr.defenceman?

(map provided by faceless. btw I need sleep now. logen off.)

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:51 pm

(In that case, I'm skipping ahead. Let's just assume he said that the police had a tip that the gun was thrown into the lake, and they found it. And that the Defendant was searched and the Deceased's ring was found in her pocket. The Defendant was by the Deceased's body when the police arrived, the official conclusion being that she came back out of greed after throwing away the gun.)

Due to the nature of this testimony, I am going to have this witness removed. Mr. Prosecutor, please investigate into this bribery accusation and prep your witness in case he needs to be recalled. Due to the fact that the witness is unreliable and the evidence that this court has, I cannot say that it could have been anything more then a prank.

The evidence gathered is the following:

Autopsy report: Victim died at 2:33PM, instant death from a wound in the back caused by bullet from a gun.

The murder weapon: Found in the lake. No fingerprints. Ballistics show that the bullet in the victim matches this gun.

The deceased engagement ring: Found in the defendant's pocket when searched by the police.

The photograph of the deceased (click picture for the closer details).

The map of the park, marked by the police of notable places/things. (click picture for closer details)

Mr. Prosecutor, please call your next witness.

(Suggestion: The person who claims to have seen the Defendant throw the gun into the lake, since there were no direct witnesses to the murder. But yeah, decide whatever you want.)

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:01 pm

The prosecution would like to call Gino to the stand!

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:03 pm

(... I... Interesting tactic there. So uh, why did you call him so soon?)

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:05 pm

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

(... I... Interesting tactic there. So uh, why did you call him so soon?)

(It was the first thing that popped into my head. Plus, the hot dog stand is near the lake, right? RIGHT?!)

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:07 pm

16_BIT_MARIO1 wrote:

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

(... I... Interesting tactic there. So uh, why did you call him so soon?)

(It was the first thing that popped into my head. Plus, the hot dog stand is near the lake, right? RIGHT?!)

(YES! But there's someone more important. I'm a dork, I forgot to tell you. I just PM'ed you with it.

Another tactic is to call the person who called the Police.

Either way...)

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:10 pm

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

16_BIT_MARIO1 wrote:

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

(... I... Interesting tactic there. So uh, why did you call him so soon?)

(It was the first thing that popped into my head. Plus, the hot dog stand is near the lake, right? RIGHT?!)

(YES! But there's someone more important. I'm a dork, I forgot to tell you. I just PM'ed you with it.)

OK, I call it's a lion! instead.
(And it's OK, TFE. I probably would have forgotten about four times as much stuff as you did)

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:12 pm

16_BIT_MARIO1 wrote:

(And it's OK, TFE. I probably would have forgotten about four times as much stuff as you did)

(Aww, thank you. You're sweet. :blush:

)

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:21 pm

Mr. 16-bit! How could you have let that "detective" in here? You've just wasted a lot of the court's time! Man, I wish I could go over there and.... grrr....

Just between you and me, Chichy, I'm starting to think that kid was meant to distract us. I don't trust that prosecutor... or his assistant.

(I'm kind of lost. Did sbemail really just make all that up? Did he even read the witness rules?

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:30 pm

(Yeah. He made all that up. So let's try to sweep this under the rug. People, you do have creative licenses, but don't work outside of the evidence I've already provided. Thank you.)

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:33 pm

Dark Grapefruit wrote:

Mr. 16-bit! How could you have let that "detective" in here? You've just wasted a lot of the court's time! Man, I wish I could go over there and.... grrr....

For the record, it's not "16-bit", it's "16_Bit". And I didn't know my detective was such a Funk retard. You can blame that on the police department.

sbe-mail 22 · **Posted:** Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:18 am

(both the defence and prosacution got me in a cornor, I had to do something.)

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:16 am

( No? You didn't? :eek:

)

sbe-mail 22 · **Posted:** Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:50 am

(???)

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 3:51 am

(^^ I believe she means, you didn't have to throw the story out of the window. It's a roleplay, not a.... do-whatever-play....)

Sorry, Mr. 16_Bit. I get a little flustered sometimes when we're losing.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:03 pm

(If lion isn't back by tomorrow, she will be replaced.)

Capt. Ido Nos · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:07 pm

(Do we have reserve backups in case of events such as that?)

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:08 pm

(If worse comes to worse, I can always play her part until she comes back or whatever.)

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Mon Jun 16, 2008 1:13 am

(Felinda Blank, I just got that. XD)

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:09 am

Dark Grapefruit wrote:

(Felinda Blank, I just got that. XD)

(HAHAHA!)

Sloshy · **Posted:** Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:25 am

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

(Abuse rule only counts for the Prosecuter, and his aide because she's pretty...

(;D)

Dark Grapefruit wrote:

Just between you and me, Chichy, I'm starting to think that kid was meant to distract us. I don't trust that prosecutor... or his assistant.

You're not supposed to trust me, I'm pretty. The out-of-character text says so. And if it was between you and Chinchilablabla, why did you say it loud enough for about everyone in the court to hear?

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:53 pm

*comes to the stand*

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